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koraks

Registered: 06/02/03
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I desperately need a handjob..

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#11621544 - 12/10/09 03:19 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

...to twist me some knobs

b2c marketing at its best :thumbup:

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ohmatic
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Registered: 02/28/04
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Loc: europe

Re: I desperately need a handjob..

[Re: koraks]
#11621566 - 12/10/09 03:36 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

oh my god its brilliant, especially the old cooter and the champagne bottle lolz :laugh:

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koraks

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,949

Re: I desperately need a handjob..

[Re: ohmatic]
#11621607 - 12/10/09 04:27 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Handjob! You deserve it!

Says it all :grin:

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Asante
Big Moissanite shill

Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 92,636

Re: I desperately need a handjob..

[Re: koraks]
#11621611 - 12/10/09 04:33 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

"thaanks uncle greg!" :eek:

LOL, funneh commercial

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p4kSouL
Animals Are Cool

Registered: 01/13/05
Posts: 3,666

Re: I desperately need a handjob..

[Re: Asante]
#11626723 - 12/10/09 10:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Hahaha thats funny.

:grin:

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showme
Stranger

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 1,782

Re: I desperately need a handjob..

[Re: p4kSouL]
#11626802 - 12/10/09 10:24 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

so fucked up.

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