So, Teh Shr0mery, I've been wantin' to make a few threads, but I decided I'd take up less space and be a little less annoying by combining a few things together.

Numba wun: I have one of these:



40 mgs right? Worth about 20 bucks? What should I do with it? (not asking dosage, and I know sending it to y'all/plugging it are the best options )

Numba tew: I can't get my golden retriever mix to stop gettin' in the garbage; he knows he's not supposed to, he's really sneaky and quiet about it and only does it when me or my fiancee are out of eye and earshot. He also has plenty of bones and rubber toys to chew on, and he gets plenty of time outside in a decent-sized backyard. He's about a year old, and spicy things do not deter him.

Numba thray: I made a post a while ago talkin' about some weird shit my cat did and threw in a poem I had recently found that I thought Shroomerites would enjoy, and they did! So, enjoy my next poem, 'cause If I post it here I never get to make money off of it, unless copyright laws have changed. Titled "Inky Contradiction".

Quote:

There was a night
I was on the long and stiff trip from my bed
To the lavatory
In true Bukowskian fashion
I Stepped in cat vomit,
Wrote a poem about it,
And decided
"That might be a good metaphor for something"
But that's just it
Let's forget the metaphors/similes/allegories
And tell it like it is
Instead of letting your reader see the silhouette of what you mean,
And trying to guess at the meaning
Praising them for correctly analyzing your poetry
There's really only one meaning to the writer
And they're the only one that
Matters
So let's quit making the readers step in cat vomit, and let them
Get straight to the toilet.

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I wrote it when I was about 15? Maybe 16?

Numba fawr: I was gonna upload a buncha good mushroom photos from this summer but my old lady deleted 'em from the card when she went to Luzianna this past week She brought me back boudin and andouille though

DS'ingHSB should be enough punishment

Hakim0777 said:

Bang the methadone, kill dog, write a opiate induced poem,???, PROFIT!!!

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HappyTrippin said:

Slamming methadone doesn't do anything, the come up takes just as long no matter how you take it.
All you'd be doing is wasting the methadone and getting a chance of getting a lot of filler in your veins.
not a good idea.

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