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Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d
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I have shat while letting out what felt like gaseus feelings.

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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i pissed myself laughing at a comedy show once if that counts, it wasn't that embarassing because no one noticed but getting to my car afterwards was a chore.


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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once when my coke was cut with way too much laxatives.


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Those muthafukers did the same thing to me...baby laxative s o b 's

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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You guys have bought coke cut with laxatives?


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: Lucidx]
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Baby laxative is likely the most common cut in coke, if not the only one (by semi-ethical coke distributors).

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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World Spirit said:
Baby laxative is likely the most common cut in coke, if not the only one (by semi-ethical coke distributors).



I'm pretty sure any coke I get is cut with like baking soda or some weird shit like that, it tastes like bakin soda a lil.


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: Lucidx]
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Maybe. But I once had a roommate who was into into. All I know is he vouched for baby laxative as the best cut in coke that wouldn't harm buyers.

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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I almost shat myself at walmart and barely made it to the bathroom only to pull my pants down and hit the wall =( I feel so sorry for the janitor but when its comin ITS COMIN!!!


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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At work, when i was sick.  SHould be like in Japan, when I was in Misawa, some old jap lady about 80 years old dropped her drawers and ejected a loaf in the gutter...... sickening...  :tongue2:


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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I've only shat my pants in public in a group setting.


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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i shit my pants trying to fart once when i was like 10 years old or something inside a target shopping for swimming trunks.  wasn't too bad.

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I almost shat myself at walmart and barely made it to the bathroom until to pull my pants down and hit the wall =( I feel so sorry for the janitor but when its comin ITS COMIN!!!



it hit the wall?? :eek:


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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Op caught a little case of the coaster.


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Edited by DeathCompany (11/28/09 02:35 AM)

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: DeathCompany]
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I shat my pants once when i started laughing extremely hard, then at the same time tried to squeeze some gas out.

I ended up pushing a bit too hard due to laughing.

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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I know when I was younger a few times I shat small little shit balls and just let them roll out my pant leg and continued the day.

And I also got ridiculously fucked up at a gathering at my old apartment. It was about when everyone was leaving or already passed out and I was about to leave when I decided to go to the bathroom and started to viscously throw up and then all of sudden uncontrollable diarrhea shiting myself at the same time. After I stopped heaving I of coarse freaked the fuck out, I was the only one awake and I had to walk accross a few sleeping people to get the hell out of there, I had to stuff my pant leg into my shoe to funnel it all. I made it out the door and ran down the strairs and ducked to the back of the complex to try to let out what was gathering in my shoes and ralph, then started running a mile to my new apartments, throwing up several more times from running so fucking hard with shit all over legs, hands and in my shoes. I got home and jumped in the shower with all my clothes on.

I don't regret it, and when I look back it kinda seems exhilarating.

:shitstorm::shitstorm::shitstorm::shitstorm:


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: GoshAllMighty]
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I remember I was at the dorms and my big fat friend was fucking hammered. So hammered and blacked out he couldn't walk so a couple guys helped walk him into his room. As he got in the door he farted really loud and sounded super wet. Ten seconds later this unbelievable smell filled the house. it made like all of us instantly gag. We were laughing so hard he so fell down and closed the door with his leg,managed to lock it somehow and passed out. So he spent the whole night sleeping his poop covered clothes. he denied the whole thing the next day. Obviously he wouldn't rem,ember doing it but I'm sure anyone would notice waking up with poop smeared all over their pants and ass.


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: DeathCompany]
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I stayed up on speed for 3 days once, then ate chili, then i was rockin in a rockin chair on my porch

I farted, it was hilarious, houses were close together so it echoed just enough so i could tell that my fart actually had an echo.

So anyway, im rockin and farting as loud as i can at this point, finally, going for that last laugh, i shat myself on my front porch.

Then i didnt do speed anymore. Havent shit myself since.


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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: World Spirit]
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World Spirit said:
I have shat while letting out what felt like gaseus feelings.



last time that happened to me I was on the way to the methadone clinic and I thought for sure I had shit my pants(and I had to piss like a race horse and it was cold so it was a shit walk)

but to my surprise when I got there NOTHING had touched my clothes

very weird

I shit my pants pretty good at school once when I was in the first grade too lol

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Re: Have any of you individually shat their pants in public?d [Re: stedenko]
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Shop for: Toilet Paper


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