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So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tommorow
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my fucking aunt is truly a fucking cunt and a half
the epitomy of white conservative christian evil cunt
my whole life shes always poked and proded at me for my views.
meanwhile, her kids dont have a fucking clue, listen to nothing but top 10 rap, are just like fucking long island club kids
these kids might do good in school, play sports, but, holy fuck, they are tools!
but shes SOOOOOO PROUD OF THEM!
meanwhile im just some ungrateful lil whiny bitch to her.  why, because i dont sit around at family dinners and just talk about sports. 
thats all that goes on when i go there.  everyone just glued to the tv.  talkin about sports trades, and the women talk about their favorite new sitcom in the other room, and whats on sale
its fucking bullshit
shes so self righteous.  because she volunteers at a soup kitchen and attends her church and fundraisers.  typical.
has no idea the kinda of kindness i exhibit on the daily on the fly.  doesnt have to be at a fucking congregation.  what about just hookin a homeless dude up with food on the fly.  i doubt she ever kicks down some spare change.  and god forbid its for a beer.
anyway, this is what she writes.....
my aunt:  Doesn't sound thankful, more like angry... This is time to be truly thankful for what you HAVE that is WORTH thankiful for what you got or had. What do you HAVE that is truly yours? I have my life and my family and friends that really care about me. So do you. After tomorrow you can agonize over that which you don't own and have power over...

my response.....wish i could of thought of more but thsi was all i could come up with:  how about realistic. remember the indians? u know...the ones whose graves we walk over day after day. lets not forget where we came from. lest we want history to repeat itself. isnt that what they teach u in school, whilst they teach you lies? wake up. im very grateful for all i have, believe that. but, theres always another take on other things that are going on, have went on, and will go on. dont judge me for my views.


granted i guess i judge her.....but certainly not to her face as, she is so ignorant i could never even get her to consider another viewpoint.  fuck, she pisses me off to no end.  o well, just another day honestly.  HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!  LOL!  :lol:


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Big Gulps!  Alright!  Well,  See ya later!
And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: DeadPhan]
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there is only one solution... megadose her :lsd:


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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: dwtk]
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if she is waaay christian stick her up on a crucifix, they all love that shit.

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: dwtk]
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dwtk said:
there is only one solution... megadose her :lsd:



ive thought about it o so many times.  shes soooo sure of herself.  yet ive never seen her do anything but, run run run!  cant sit still.  always gota be cooking, doing stuff for her community, etc etc
and i dont belive its because she is truly kind.  i think she does it for herself.  so she can say...IM A DO GOODER!  LOOK AT ME!
shes got no sense of serenity in her at all.  ive never seen her just chill.  sit under an open sky and look at the stars, etc. 
shes like a false prophet declaring to be heard, yet not content enough in what they are saying unless they are heard.  if that makes sense. 
this bitch infuriates me to no end.  more than anything, because she puts waves in my relationships with other family members where we just live and let live. 
most of them arent on my wavelength either.  but we just go around that shit for the sake of family and good times.
but shes always confrontational.  trying to convert me into being a good christian. when i proly exhibit more TRUE christian values than any of the others.  my one cousin just got baptised at like 23 years old.  hes out at the clubs grindin up on sleezy nasty dum girls all day otherwise.  his facebook is full of just bullshit. 
now, this sounds stupid, but i have pictures of sunsets, ducks on the pond, me and my dog playin at the park, mountains that ive been at, hot springs, concerts, nature, art, music, etc.
these kids are just like, WOOOOO HOOOOOO!  COLLEGE FUCK FEST!  YAAAA
i mean, more power to them.
but its funny, cause, if i was to declare myself born again or whatever....she would beright behind me crying like, im so proud of u.
and then i could go out and live in sin and she wouldnt think twice about it so long as a priest had his hand on my shoulder askin if i denounced satan.
FUCKING IGNORANT CUNT!
exactly what burroughs is talkin about when he says, For decent church-goin' women, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces.
its funny, cause ive always thought of her whenever i heard that.


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Big Gulps!  Alright!  Well,  See ya later!
And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: DeadPhan]
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I know the kind of person you're talking about op they seem to be multiplying


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If the milk turns sour I ain't the kinda pussy cat to drink it!!

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: topcat]
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the Christian Taliban.

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: DeadPhan]
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Sounds like one of my aunts(and my grandma for that matter).

All the other aunts/uncles are cool.

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
the Christian Taliban.



lol


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If the milk turns sour I ain't the kinda pussy cat to drink it!!

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: topcat]
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why would you be friends with her on facebook anyway


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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Or maybe people need to stop caring so much about stupid stuff.


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Edited by Enthrall (11/25/09 06:30 PM)

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: topcat]
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I respect your views and can relate to many of them, especially considering that my most of family walks in a typical, single file line.

I'll add my opinion that Thanksgiving is mostly a holiday from work/school and an excuse to eat beyond excess. Additionally, it is mindlessly carried down through the generations more as a cultural habit as opposed to a willful opportunity to express gratitude for life.

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: dwtk]
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dwtk said:
why would you be friends with her on facebook anyway



It's a great way to keep in contact with family.

I don't even use FB for friends, although that's partially because I don't really have any.


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The Mad Shroomer said:
People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: Wasteland]
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well yeah.. but if you HATE her?


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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: dwtk]
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You can't hold a grudge against blood.


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The Mad Shroomer said:
People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: Wasteland]
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Why is being glued to the TV and talking about sports trades bad?  It sounds like you have the same views about her as she has about you, she just isn't afraid to voice them.

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tomm [Re: suburbanned]
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suburbantoker said:
Why is being glued to the TV and talking about sports trades bad?  It sounds like you have the same views about her as she has about you, she just isn't afraid to voice them.



Ding Ding Ding!


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tommorow [Re: DeadPhan]
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DeadPhan said:
my fucking aunt is truly a fucking cunt and a half
the epitomy of white conservative christian evil cunt
my whole life shes always poked and proded at me for my views.
meanwhile, her kids dont have a fucking clue, listen to nothing but top 10 rap, are just like fucking long island club kids
these kids might do good in school, play sports, but, holy fuck, they are tools!
but shes SOOOOOO PROUD OF THEM!
meanwhile im just some ungrateful lil whiny bitch to her.  why, because i dont sit around at family dinners and just talk about sports. 
thats all that goes on when i go there.  everyone just glued to the tv.  talkin about sports trades, and the women talk about their favorite new sitcom in the other room, and whats on sale
its fucking bullshit
shes so self righteous.  because she volunteers at a soup kitchen and attends her church and fundraisers.  typical.
has no idea the kinda of kindness i exhibit on the daily on the fly.  doesnt have to be at a fucking congregation.  what about just hookin a homeless dude up with food on the fly.  i doubt she ever kicks down some spare change.  and god forbid its for a beer.
anyway, this is what she writes.....
my aunt:  Doesn't sound thankful, more like angry... This is time to be truly thankful for what you HAVE that is WORTH thankiful for what you got or had. What do you HAVE that is truly yours? I have my life and my family and friends that really care about me. So do you. After tomorrow you can agonize over that which you don't own and have power over...

my response.....wish i could of thought of more but thsi was all i could come up with:  how about realistic. remember the indians? u know...the ones whose graves we walk over day after day. lets not forget where we came from. lest we want history to repeat itself. isnt that what they teach u in school, whilst they teach you lies? wake up. im very grateful for all i have, believe that. but, theres always another take on other things that are going on, have went on, and will go on. dont judge me for my views.


granted i guess i judge her.....but certainly not to her face as, she is so ignorant i could never even get her to consider another viewpoint.  fuck, she pisses me off to no end.  o well, just another day honestly.  HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!  LOL!  :lol:




Great rant.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: So i posted William S Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer on my facebook...looks like im not goin tommorow [Re: DeadPhan]
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DeadPhan said:
how about realistic. remember the indians? u know...the ones whose graves we walk over day after day.



:rofl2:

Haha could you be any more of a stereotypical whiny youth?  Jesus fucking christ, do you even realize how fucking immature and absurd you sound?  'Gosh everyone just like, ignores like, the Indians man, they are all like 'oh pass me some turkey' and 'oh put on that football game' whereas like all these Indians and shit we killed and now we just celebrate it and man no one understands me and everyone else is just so out of touch man'

Let me be the first to say fuck the Indians.

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