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So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it
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Anyone else have this problem?

I'm compelled to download a shitload of porn on a daily basis, but since I just moved in with my girlfriend I have no real opportunities to watch any of it.
But somehow that doesn't keep me from downloading more and more!!! I even just bought a subscription to Reality Kings, which I most definitely don't need.

WTF is wrong with me? :confused:

I think it comes down to the fact that I'm not getting my nut, so I'm constantly sexually frustrated...
My girl hasn't been putting out much lately (LONG story) and I have no opportunities to take care of it myself.

I'm about to start checking out MySpace bitches, just for the fun of it..
Who knows, maybe I'll find a better girlfriend. :wink:

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hold...on...a minute



your girlfriend has actually told you that you're not allowed to watch pr0n in her house  :what:



and you abide  :nonono:

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #2]
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you gAY

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Great........so you put a bunch of viruses on your computer, and don't even go out and get your own.
















FAIL!

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Quote:
hold...on...a minute



your girlfriend has actually told you that you're not allowed to watch pr0n in her house  :what:



and you abide  :nonono:



I know it's lame... but my girlfriend is bigger than me and I'm scared to cross her.
She's literally gone Hulk on me before to the point I had to call the cops.
I don't think she'd be too pleased about finding me watching porn in her house.


Quote:
Great........so you put a bunch of viruses on your computer, and don't even go out and get your own.



Well at least when my computer gets herpes I can just get a new one..
I think it's alot harder to acquire a new dick, even on the black market.

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What you need is an ipod and this

Edited by Anonymous (10/29/09 07:45 PM)

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This is all so very, very preposterous.

First off-- why the fuck do you put up with that cunt?

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Scared of domestic abuse, and being alone probably.

I'd take a beating for the freedom to get my rocks off.

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Quote:
I'm compelled to download a shitload of porn on a daily basis, but since I just moved in with my girlfriend I have no real opportunities to watch any of it.


So when you do get the chance, you'll have a very large library to choose from. :yesnod:

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Well my life situation pretty much demands that I live with her at the moment..
And I'm scared of getting sat on if I try anything rebellious. :sad:

Whatever happens, I hope my precious pron survives the chaos. It will be my legacy!

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Is it BBW?

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #8]
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My girlfriend or my porn?

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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both.

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I have about every type of porn known to man... and yea, my girlfriend's a Big Boobed White girl.

She could easily stomp half the guys on the Shroomery. :shiftyeyes:

Edited by Anonymous (10/30/09 08:06 AM)

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You jack off to midget pr0n




nice bro

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
You jack off to midget pr0n




nice bro


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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #9]
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don't we all  :smirk:

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Either buy her some flowers or move out ASAP...

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #10]
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The situation has since changed. After doing lots of drugs together our sex life has resumed.

That is all.

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Re: So I'm addicted to *downloading* porn, but not watching it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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drugs > flowers

:grin:

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