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Goatse was my grandpa
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The former prison inmate affectionately known as "Goatse" was indeed my grandfather. His name was Wellington Rogers III.
The story of how he came to be a legend is long and complex.
There were steps to artificially widen his rectum, and many nights were spent attempting to refine the process, creating new theories and experiments to test his butthole with.

Wellington died early this month from massive anal ruptures caused by an electric guitar.
Apparently one of his more adventurous buddies decided to try and break some world record that involved playing Jimi Hendrix in the asshole.
This is a great loss to us all and I thought I'd create this thread for us to share our sympathies.

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman: :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:

Edited by novum (11/13/09 06:48 PM)

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
:oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman: :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:  :oldman:


:highfive:

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #3]
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lies.  all lies.

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I am quite taken aback that you all don't take me more seriously.

Looks like I'll have to dig out some of the old family photos...

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:rolleyes:

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm still very much alive young man! I'm also a HUGE QUEER. Just because your daddy has sucked my cock in his youth doesn't mean we're family.
:goatse:

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
lies.  all lies.


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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #7]
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:obama:

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #8]
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:yawn:

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
:yawn:


WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? :crankey:

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I find you to be very intriguing.

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Re: Goatse was my grandpa [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:shoosh:

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