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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: California]
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here are some drug-super powers (characters) I came up with once when I was really high.
and I would like to share them with the shroomery.
The concepts are basically like the bosses in the Megaman games.. being related to animals and all..

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Daturannosaurus Rextramonium - he's really cool. he has the ability to alter people's perception of reality.
He can put them in a dream like state of confusion and time distortion. They won't be able to tell what time it is
and they'll experience time lapses and dejavu. He can distract people by giving them massive short term memory loss.
he can also make his enemies think they had already battled, and that he had won. even though they have not battled yet.

Salvia Crab - he's a crab with the ability to trap people in a bubble where time repeats itself.
his enemies will be in an eternal moebius. this is useful for when you want your enemies to not be able to fight you.
because they'll be in the bubble thing.

Cactus Mammoth - He's also really cool.
He can materialize spikes out of thin air and hurl them with his trunk-arms.
also, he can envelop people in a haze by staring at them, allowing him to play with their mind.
He can also drag them to the spirit realm and battle them there.

Dimethyl Triptapotamus - He can alter a person's reality... literally. He's basically god.
He can do anything he wants to anyone's perception of reality. He can literally turn anyone's
reality upside down He can tear people's universes in half,
place them in a time dilation bubble, and summon tiny pan-dimensional quantum metaphysical
self-transforming machine elves to render his enemies inert. He can't kill anyone, though. But why would you want to kill someone
when you could twist their reality like a pretzel.



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ONE-EYED WANT
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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

Edited by Envix (11/01/09 01:47 AM)

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Envix]
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I would be able to pull puppies out of thin air

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Dickhead]
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You might want to reconsider that ability. The chinese would kidnap you and start a fast food chain in a heartbeat.

Excuse my stereotypical BS. :awesome:


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: justinsanity]
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LOL at the replies


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The Dutch Health Ministry said: "The use of magic mushrooms has hallucinogenic effects.

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Wrekstar]
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the power to make a girl do whatever i wanted, any girl.  If i saw a hot girl on the street, i could just look at her and have her do whatever i wanted her to do, like start making out with the hot bitch next to her

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: kechlesurf]
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but like time stopping would be better


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The Dutch Health Ministry said: "The use of magic mushrooms has hallucinogenic effects.

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Wrekstar]
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Probably x-ray vision cause I think I could make a career out of that and make a lot of $  :rofl:  Maybe like a combat medic or something I duno.


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: AmericanPsycho]
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lool..
time stopping = stealing money?


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Wrekstar]
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time stopping should be accompanied by the drawback of aging.  your body would still age while time was suspended elsewhere.  so if you used your power often, it'd knock years off of your life.  without that weakness, it's just too powerful.


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Wrekstar]
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If i could have any super power?

I would choose the ability to manipulate/alter/transform/control all forms of energy/matter within the laws of conservation.

I would be able to do anything, except force my will onto others.


Pick up a rock, alter it into any substance i want, be it a pure element, or a compound.

If i want to turn it into pure energy, i can control and direct it.

If i wish to fly, force some of the air around me, to flow under me.


Most say that's beyond the scope of a 'super-power', but what else does the 'super' stand for?

:kingcrankey:

If it has to be a simple power, i would choose flight, or teleportation. :shrug:


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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Im not too sure about the former.      -Einstein

Of course the rules need to be enforced, but the goal of law and order should be to create a just society, not to enforce laws. -Unknown

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”  -Stephen Roberts

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Wrekstar]
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Seen the movie Jumpers?


Yeah, I want that.

Except no Paladins. Unless it was Sammy J. He'd kick my ass, but it'd be cool.

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Adden]
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I'd stop time, and float away where I could be alone.


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Wapakz]
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A more interesting question would be:
What super-power would you like, and for what reasons?

I'll bet that most of them are either sex or drug related :lol:


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Looking for Astrophytum asterias specimens; have cacti for trade :pm:

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: California]
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Oregon said:
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aamon said:[
no one here thinks ninja skills would be cool? it would be only a step down from invisibility plus you could do crazy acrobatic type shit and not to mention being able to start a carrier as an assassin!


ninjas, and their skills actually existed(and may continue to exist today).  this excludes ninja skills from being 'super-powers".:nerd: :spock:


Ninja skills such as the anime ones.


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: TrancedShroom]
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Samurai Champloo ninja skillz. Win.

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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Adden]
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that'd be fucking sweet.  to be hungover on the verge of puking, but still able to be blindfolded and dice an apple on the head of a willing participant with insane synchronization.


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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ninjas can basically fly, be invisible, super fast, no one could make you do anything and you can kill anyone in a blink of an eye.

I would be at peace if I was a ninja.


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: TrancedShroom]
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OHHHH! I got one!

GO GO Gadget DICK!


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: TrancedShroom]
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TrancedShroom said:
OHHHH! I got one!

GO GO Gadget DICK!



lol thats awesome! :laugh:


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Re: IF YOU HAD SUPER-POWERS? [Re: Wrekstar]
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Wrekstar said:
lool..
time stopping = stealing money?


Then I'd be a villian and always on the run like that movie "jumpers"  the law would hire other people with special powers to catch me.  I'd rather make $ legally hahaha.


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