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hispanic gangbanger
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few years ago I was barred the fuck out walking from tattoo shop to tattoo shop desperatly trying to get an aquarius symbol tattooed on my wrist. I'm glad that didnt work out but on the way back to my hotel around 1 am I was pushed up against a wall in a dark area by some mexican-ish gangbanger. He was way bigger than me and I was really scared he was gonna beat the shit out of me. he had one of his massive hands around my throat the other trying to reach in my pockets.

Whenever I'm alone in the woods or a bad area, I ALWAYS have a pocket knife in my hand. especially when i was barred out i would have knives on me.

I stabbed him. In and out really fast. he doubled over and fell down and I ran. There was SO much blood on me. I still have bad dreams.

I was barred out, I dont think I wiped my knife before I threw it in the ocean.

The next day a cop shows up at my hotel room, He just had my ipod that fell out of my pocket. I have no clue how he found my hotel room.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You defended yourself.

You have a helluva lot more reason to sleep soundly than I do.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you be trollin'?

if you're for real that's some gnarly stuff

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #3]
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if you were barred out, you would have forgotten to have a knife in your hand. You fail at spice.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
few years ago I was barred the fuck out walking from tattoo shop to tattoo shop desperatly trying to get an aquarius symbol tattooed on my wrist. I'm glad that didnt work out but on the way back to my hotel around 1 am I was pushed up against a wall in a dark area by some mexican-ish gangbanger. He was way bigger than me and I was really scared he was gonna beat the shit out of me. he had one of his massive hands around my throat the other trying to reach in my pockets.

Whenever I'm alone in the woods or a bad area, I ALWAYS have a pocket knife in my hand. especially when i was barred out i would have knives on me.

I stabbed him. In and out really fast. he doubled over and fell down and I ran. There was SO much blood on me. I still have bad dreams.

I was barred out, I dont think I wiped my knife before I threw it in the ocean.

The next day a cop shows up at my hotel room, He just had my ipod that fell out of my pocket. I have no clue how he found my hotel room.



That whole story is BS. there's no way the cop could have found your room.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #5]
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the ipod was lost in a totally different altercation behind my hotel. there was a fucking church group there and the kids were just fucking hellions. they were snuck out sitting by the bar and I was walking by. they were atleast a few years younger than me, so when one of them halled me a fag i just looked straight at them and laughted. the GIRL that was with the group said "wanna scrap" and then the guys started their shit. all that happened before the security guard showed up and they got in a SHIT TON of trouble was me and the biggest one locked up and wrestled around a bit.

That time I wasnt barred out, haha, and I didnt have a knife in my hand. number4 has obviously never eaten bars before. no troll.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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why would I have added that irrelevent part of the story? haha. my mom answered the door and took my ipod from the cop. does that make me look like a boasting badass too?

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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your whole story is obvious bullshit. this should be in the romperroom.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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explain how the cop found your hotel room.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #5]
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what bothers me is why was it a cop that brought it back in the first place? It was spring break panama city beach if you have ever been there the cops are EXTREMLY lenient if they werent the jails would be full. I suppose what happened was an employee of the hotel or a person handed the ipod over directly to the cop and (being good and expierienced at what he does) after a simple investigation he discovered who it might belong to, of course the hotel desk and security knew who I was and what room I was in after the situation.. 2 nights before with the alabama church group kids.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You fucked up your own spice.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #4]
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EPIC FAIL OF THE MONTH!1

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #5]
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He had to squeeze it in before November to meet his fail quota.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #5]
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whatever guys. I'm not that lame. I know I was defending mysel number2, but the guy wasnt armed i could have given him my money. none of that makes a difference to me.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:pm: dobie for a lesson on proper anonymous spice.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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look at the amount of time it took me to reply that #5. i would have to be able to lie as fast as i can type. I've been sitting here listening to music this whole thread

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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my best friend doesnt believe me either. he didnt say he doesnt believe me, but i can tell.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That's a lie too. You don't have any friends.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I believe him. and its obvious what number five gets out of the anonymous forums.

you'll be alright OP.

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Re: hispanic gangbanger [Re: Anonymous #6]
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You're extremely gullible.

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