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Im thinking of selling off some of my ... extraterrestrial assets
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I ve been toying with this idea for a year now…

I have some … frozen extraterrestrial assets.

They will become available around 2012, mostly for the elite…

I was thinking of selling a small portion of assets that belong to me – pay now and you will receive these high end tools and toys along with the elite in 2012.

I have 5 items which I am willing to release:

1.
3 membership cards (sold as one) (1 for you and 2 friends (any gender)) which grant you access to the most sophisticated extraterrestrial martial arts organisation / self defence school – you will be joining only the greatest fighters / self defence enthusiast with access to same learning material, tools, missions, rank position and infrastructure as them.

^^this needs formatting, I wrote a perfect piece, and then blasted opera crashed an I lost it all 


2. A “keg” or a “barrel” of a high end 12 band metaphysical energy, which is only available to the most elite aliens. It can be used for a variety of purposes such as simply energising yourself and others with it ( simply magnificent, needs to be experienced – comes with all kinds of variations in those 12 bands), conducting  highly esoteric magickal acts  to constructing  your self a astral “double” / “house” which your astral body can occupy and you can explore the universe and experience new feelings and pleasures.

3.
A heavy duty Pleadiean Orgone Generator.
A fabulous peace of technology, only available to professional fighters. Size of a desk phone it has a generator and a transmitter similar to the handle of a desk phone. Can heal practically all deceases such as aids and cancer or simple headache / back ache or one can energise yourself with it which feels magnificent – those who tried high power orgone energy – know.


4 and 5.
Classified, for now.

I will also add “About the seller”
A member of illuminati. At present “between jobs”. Awaiting approval and authorisation from the cosmic elite to initiate next step of evolution and shift to 4th/5th D in the new era. Have superb magickal and esoteric skills as well as paramilitary training here on Earth as well as in other parts of space in past lives.

I had some doubts about all this – and I still do - these products are frozen by the elite powers right now. But I decided to put my faith in this project. And for good reasons, which I wont go into right now…

I DO realise that there is a chance something might go wrong and I want you to acknowledge it! I speak to the best of my knowledge, the above info I gathered by channelling / communicating with other higher dimensional beings, spiritual entities and aliens – majority of this activity was telepathic but some of what I speak about I experienced here in 3D as well.  I want you to remember - I do not hold any responsibility if something goes astray… 

I will state that if for some bizarre reason I fail to provide technology by Dec 2012 I will refund all money plus inflation.

I think I should sell it one at a time, starting with orgone generator.
Help me market this the right way and I will share with you a cut of profit.

Think what I should add to spice things up and maybe help me decide if I should launch this thro European or American ebay?

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Re: Im thinking of selling off some of my ... extraterrestrial assets [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you fail

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Re: Im thinking of selling off some of my ... extraterrestrial assets [Re: Anonymous #1]
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gay.
































no anal probes?

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Re: Im thinking of selling off some of my ... extraterrestrial assets [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
gay.
































no anal probes?




Well, technically speaking, you COULD shove orgone tube into your ass?? :crazy2:

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