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Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian?
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Mushrooms don't have two sexes, it is same sex procreation. "Hetero" means different and "Homo" means same. Obviously in human terms they are procreating homosexually, but would that be gay or lesbian?  Is a shroom a He or a She?

If I look at it, mycelium grows these big phallic organs which spread a kind of sperm into the environment (as opposed to females growing offspring within their bodies) and this sperm interacts outside the body to produce offspring. They don't give birth, they just grow big and squirt and let Nature sort it out.

To me, thats male, thereby mushrooms are gay.

Whats your opinion?
Male or female? Which statement is most true?
You may choose only one


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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Mushrooms have no sex, they simply magnify who you are, since you are even making this thread, mushrooms are telling you that you are gay.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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You know that is a fucking stupid question. That's why you posted it here.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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And how is the breaking away of ripe spores, sporulating, not cumming? They're males I tell you.

And what does me being gay have to do with anything?  :angrykidface:

You Sir are dodging the question.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Mushrooms are indeed gay and cause homosexuality in otherwise hetero males.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Its not stupid at all. Do mushrooms translate to you as males or females?  Thats a valid question, and since its same sex reproduction, the rest is pure logic.

I think you rather not have something gay in your mouth and to avoid the association you question the question.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Mushrooms are indeed gay and cause homosexuality in otherwise hetero males.



Quit using mushrooms as an excuse, you already knew subconcously you liked fudgepacking, faggot.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I'm comfortable with my heterosexuality, you on the other hand....

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Mushrooms are GAY and indeed will make you GAY.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Mushrooms are GAY and indeed will make you GAY.



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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
Mushrooms are GAY and indeed will make you GAY.





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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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9 : 0

Mushrooms are so fucking gay.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
I'm comfortable with my heterosexuality, you on the other hand....



LOL, FAIL. You can't even insult worth shit, you MUST be a faggot.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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mushrooms are definitely more male. I don't know if I would use the term gay. I clicked it though.

marijuana is more feminine. :bigweed:

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
I'm a huge faggot.



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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm the first one to say they are Lesbos?

Think about it. Mushrooms aren't like a dick, they're much more like an ovary. They grow and produce all of these little eggs that are then sent into the environment. It is the conditions that cause them to become "fertilized".

If you have a bunch of eggs that sit around they will do nothing. You guys comparing spores to sperm is completely wrong. The spores do nothing but sit there waiting for something to make them grow. Sperm actively seeks out its target.

You're all just confusing the shape of some mushrooms with a penis because that's all you think about. What about puff ball mushrooms? They look much more like an ovary than a cock.

Everyone in this thread is just so obsessed with meat sticks. It's like you all took a money shot to your eyes and cannot see the truth. Mushrooms are not gay or lesbian. Mushrooms are females and their environment is the male counterpart.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Obviously in human terms they are procreating homosexually



I can tell you probably failed high school biology. :lol: The correct term is "asexual" reproduction.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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14/1  Hahahaha, mushrooms are gay as fuck.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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this thread is full of faggotry, and failed. mushrooms make you gay.

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Re: Would you say Mushrooms are Gay or Lesbian? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
mushrooms make you gay.



I take it you're speaking from personal experience? :homo:

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