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Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes.
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Man, I'm sick of girlfriends ruining my friendships and shit.

It used to be me and my two best friends, just chilling everyday drinking and smoking and doing stupid shit.

Friend number one who is 18 had a girlfriend who was like 22 with a baby move in with him and his parents because she was having family problems or some shit and he just abandoned everything else to be with her and her baby all the time.

I called him up and asked him if he wanted to smoke and he seemed excited so I was like cool we get to chill again, so he ran over and took a couple rips and sat there for a minute then said he had to get going.

I was glad when that hoe left him to go back to her ex-bf and do meth all the time again, but now he has a new emo girlfriend who listens to lil wayne and shit and is like 16 and he went hanging out with her and her dumbass friends and of course got like three minors right away and got sent to treatment violating his probation, and the bitch moved in with his parents while he was at treatment. He's going to be coming back soon and it's going to be same shit, all about her then they're going to break up and he's going to cry like a bitch again then he's going to be wanting to chill again.

Friend number 2 is 19 and trying to play mr. mature, has a 17 year old girlfriend living with him and his parents, and he's trying to play the whole husband and wife thing and doesn't have time for friends. He got out of a 3 year relationship because she cheated and broke up with him and we were there to support him whole time when he was playing the whole suicidal shit then he gets another immature girlfriend and does the same shit, ditching us.

Are some dudes really just that gullible and mentally retarded of learning? I have a girlfriend myself but I got time for the bros anytime. They arn't just using it for pussy either, they get fucked over time and a time again and want someone's shoulder to cry on like a little bitch then get into a relationship again and go all serious with it right away, it's a pathetic site.. You can trust your bros, you can't trust hoes.

So remember guys, if your in a relationship, make time for your bros. Because they are going to be there for you whenever you need them, don't just use them for when you need them, that's disrespectful. The hoe, it isn't some perfect love story, it's all those chemicals in your brain making you get all soft and gay inside and your going to get fucked over.

My GF wonders why I don't socialize with her friends and prefer hanging out with 40 year olds.

Edited by Anonymous (09/07/09 04:20 PM)

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Re: Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What you'll inevitably figure out is that your "Bros" will not be there for you when you need them.

Friends come and go just like pussy. You can be good friends with someone for years, and one day they just decide to either leave state, or fuck you over. If they just fall out of you social group over time, lucky you.

Watch your own back, and watch your family's. Nothing else matters. Your friends sound like they are making dumb choices, I would ditch them now. Then figure out how to maximize your pussy intake, and your monetary intake.

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Re: Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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.Drink.Fight.Fuck.

There is nothing else in life.

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Re: Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
.Drink.Fight.Fuck.

There is nothing else in life.



you sound like a hillbilly.

you mean the three B's, brahhh.

bud, bitches, brew

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Re: Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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damn, I was trying to sound like 1980's punk rock

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Re: Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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TELL YTHAN I SAID THAT CLAUSSEN PICKLES ARE WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN FUCKING VLASSICS. THAT IS JUST DUMB.

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Re: Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
damn, I was trying to sound like 1980's punk rock



ahh, shit. i killed it for you. :curbyourenthusiasm:

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Re: Fuck girlfriends.. Bros before hoes. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
TELL YTHAN I SAID THAT CLAUSSEN PICKLES ARE WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN FUCKING VLASSICS. THAT IS JUST DUMB.



claussen pickles are my shit

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