Let me tell you about my new neighbor.
It's freshman move in week around campus, but my place is for upperclassmen mostly.
Any way, i see a new girl moved in a few doors away and she was partying every night. She goes around saying
hi to every guy she sees and gave her phone # out to a lot of people that i saw from a distance.
Mostly she was just hanging out with her gay friend tho. You all know the gay friend.
Anyway, she looked smoking hot from afar so i decided to do the right thing and pick a ripe fruit.
I saw her and made a joke, she laughed, so i knew i was in.
I talked her over to my place, and shot the shit for, ehh about two hours.
In that time we had worked our way down to her place and started to flirt.
I find out a bunch of shit about her including shes 18, theres a black ex that got her caught with some
weed, and beat her a couple times, and detailed history of how she fucked her lawyer thats on the case.
I just laughed about all that, she was trying to prove shes a big girl basically.
She had told me a few times in the first 2 hours she wanted to fuck me for sure,
and i had enough of the blah blah blah... so i made the move.
we got in her bed, i popped her shirt/bra off and massaged for a min or two till she grabbed my cock
I call it popeye and i call my testicles the anchor and Dr. hotload.
She flips over and were making out, and im playin with these really nice tits and she mentions "im on the rag."
Right.
So then im in get a BJ mode. I flip over and she knows whats up and starts sucking.
It was hard core, like been studying porno skills. Shes sucking for dear life on popeye, and including his friends.
Then out of no where she stops and says i don't give head, my ex didnt like when i gave him head.
I said "fuck that" and started giving her the lines. I turned it into a little role playing:
she is the 18 yo freshman and i am the older guy that needs to tell her how to suck it
(even though shes giving me every trick in the "Dick Sucking For Dummies" already, whore lol)
I got her sucking for about 20 min when she got tired and said she was going to stop again.
I was giving it to her non gaging throat for a while so i decided to finish.
I shoved it all the way in and blew right down her throat. Perfect!
Any way, shes prolly fucking with this guy she met today that was there when i saw her again. no biggie.
So she asks if him and her can come by later, they did, but im not really up for messing with her
anymore, or hearing her mouth go on and on and on so im just playing chill and he leaves, and so does she an hour later.
She got on the subject of guys she's fucked and that there are only 4. No fucking way im thinking.
What do you guys think? is that possible and shes just in a new phase beginning now? Hot, but i doubt it.
She seems to be down to fuck everyone. she walked back to her place naked lol.
Im really confused by her banter, im going to fuck her in a couple days for posterity,
but then i need to ditch her quick. I was thinking about doing my favorite move:
when you hump and dump you have to make her think it was her idea to cut things off.
I will start calling her all the time, and saying weird shit about being with her for a long time.
Basically im playing the looser/leech type guy that don't get any.
If that little stuff doesn't turn her phone off, then i move in with the heavy stuff.
like "i really hope your not seeing anyone else," "i think i love you" etc...
I'll also throw in some controlling behavior.
It works flawless, but this time im worried about the 4 guy thing. If she isn't lying (%0.000032 chance,)
then she might eat that shit up and try to be with me (not an option.)
What do ya'll think?
Isn't that a genius move tho? I always heard about guys moving to fast and looking like losers,
they sounded so lame to me. Now i pretend to be that looser when i want her gone!
Sure people will see and think im a looser, but im sure theres at least one other pimp in the game
that hears about me and just smiles quietly knowing exactly what i did. 
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And if you dont you made the whole thing up. There is no reason to be Anonymous if you are gettin the puss.
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