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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/17/24 09:17 AM)

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Almond Flour]
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I live in South Akron ohio and the scariest things around are crackheaded negro's. I carry a .45  , I suggest you do the same!

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Almond Flour]
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you don't want a machete, you want something you can stab with at close range.  you think you'll be able to swing that machete with a 180lb cat on top of you chewing on your face?


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to one who is striking at the root."
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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: joshisstoned]
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joshisstoned said:
I live in South Akron ohio and the scariest things around are crackheaded negro's. I carry a .45  , I suggest you do the same!



My probation officer might have something to say about that :lol: Im gonna have to go tribal and think more "Old school". I was thinking pepperspray but if I accidentally tag myself (which is easy to do in a panic), then im really fucked. Ive also been recommended hand held teaser, but I still would feel more safe with a big ass blade


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Yrat]
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Yrat said:
you don't want a machete, you want something you can stab with at close range.  you think you'll be able to swing that machete with a 180lb cat on top of you chewing on your face?


You make a great point. Well wtf do you think I should do? would a regular knife work? Obviously if he clamps on my head, a knife would be ideal, but if I saw it coming at me, and had my machete I might be ok


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Almond Flour]
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bear spray maybe? Like the dog that looks like a rooster! just call it an icehead while you spray!

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
why is that the only route?



Because I live out in the forest, and the buses only go so far. I could "Bike" home would might be safer, but After Yoga, 2 jobs, Weight training, and Running......a man only has so much energy, and even my bike requires a mile long ride up a steep ass hill through the trees


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (08/27/09 08:58 AM)

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: joshisstoned]
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also take a big red road flare! strike it when danger lurks. This will disorient the thing and give it pause (paws, lol), you could even jam it into its eye if it attacks and grounds you.

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: joshisstoned]
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sounds like an awesome coincidence.
you don't need to worry about animals. they're more scared of you than you are of them.
ESPECIALLY cougars. If you see one, you're a lucky bastard.
be weary of people, not animals.
and grow a pair.

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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Almond Flour]
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do you still live in a tent?


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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: z_x_x_z]
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You need an icepic.

Stab the mountain lion in the eye, turn the pic and try to shove it in his brain at an angle.

Mountain lions have cranial protection behind their eyes, so it is imperative that you find the slot in the bone behind their eyes and penetrate their brain.

Skinny sharp object.



See what I mean?


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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Almond Flour]
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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: I AM SWIM]
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Dude.



Pave the way to glory


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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: visions]
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Oh man, that reminds me of some good times


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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Almond Flour]
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rub your own feces on yourself it should keep them at bay.


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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: I AM SWIM]
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Mountain lions attack from the back and bite your neck; you'd be pretty boned if one tried to attack you.

Laborers in Bangladesh wear masks on the back of their head so the tigers think they can't sneak up on them.



Try that out :lol:


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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Green_T]
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Thanks for the fun fact!


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Re: Gimm!3 SH3lter!!!! [Re: Green_T]
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Green_T said:
Mountain lions attack from the back and bite your neck; you'd be pretty boned if one tried to attack you.

Laborers in Bangladesh wear masks on the back of their head so the tigers think they can't sneak up on them.



Try that out :lol:


It doesn't look like that works too well.

By the look of that guy's shirt, the tiger saw his mask and attacked him anyhow.


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