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So I was in the grocery store
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overheard an argument between an old Jewish couple.

They were arguing about the purchasing of bananas. The woman had this
awful Jewish NY accent "but you dont need any more bananas, you have two
bananas at home." tho old man is all "I'll eat those two bananas before they
go bad, I can eat all the bananas before they go bad.
Jewish broad "i guarantee that you will throw those bananas away b/c they'll go bad."

lol, this old guy just wanted to buy a couple of fucking bananas. They were 50 cents a lb.
for fuck sake.

So glad not to be an old Jewish stereotype.

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I saw a (really) old jewish lady eating the other day.

Her daughter was clearly feeding her. Whenever her daughter gave the deathly looking woman a bite she would exclaim that she didn't want anymore, even though she had only had a little bite.

The daughter said, "But maaaaaa, I paid for this!" and soon the old lady was eating her food.

So glad not to be an old jewish stereotype.

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I saw
(Old Jewish stereotype)

So glad not to be an old Jewish stereotype.

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #3]
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The Jews have all the gold!!!

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Old people bicker about anything. Thats why its called  bickering

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I was at walmart...

This old Jewish Couple was haggling to and fro about a waste basket...

"But's only $4.99"...Four dollas, and Nintey nine cents.... Not even Five dollas"

So glad not to be a jewish stereotype.

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I remember once I worked at a department store and an old Jewish lady came up to my register. I let out an audible sigh as after I ran everything up and I hear in the accent "Oh wait I have coupons". I knew Id be there for a while.

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
I remember once I worked at a department store and an old Jewish lady came up to my register. I let out an audible sigh as after I ran everything up and I hear in the accent "Oh wait I have coupons". I knew Id be there for a while.


Bet you were glad that you weren't a jewish stereotype.

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I can honestly say I only know one jew

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #8]
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If I was a jew I would smoke grass

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #8 said:
I can honestly say I only know one jew


Oh shit, you know who I am?

Anonymous #9 said:
If I was a jew I would smoke grass


But... you're glad you're not an old jewish stereotype?

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
If I was a jew I would smoke grass


QFT.

Every jewish guy I knew in college blazed.  Most of the girls too.

Once we were trying to get some bud and none of our usual sources had anything, so I bought an eighth off this jewess.  She shorted me a gram, and gave a great blowjob.  :blowjob:

So glad not to be an old Jewish stereotype!

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Re: So I was in the grocery store [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I'm glad I'm not a racist, trashy, white motherfucker with a raging inferiority complex.

Silly goyims. Money is for Jews.  :biggrin:

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