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I need to get laid but...........
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I am too lazy to deal with the bar scene- that is the only place to find girls around here  :shrug:  Am I normal? Or do I have to go out soon?  It has been around 2 years I think since my last time.

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The fact is you have to make an attempt. No girl is just going to waltz into your parents basement and jump on your cock.

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
The fact is you have to make an attempt. No girl is just going to waltz into your parents basement and jump on your cock.


i had that happen once, true story

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
The fact is you have to make an attempt. No girl is just going to waltz into your parents basement and jump on your cock.


i had that happen once, true story


She actually tripped, slipped, and landed on his dick.

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i found out my best friend wanted my cock i didnt have to do a thing

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Go onto craigslist. You will find dozens of gay men eager to give you a blowjob at all hours of the day and night. They are like vultures, they never rest.

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Go onto craigslist. You will find dozens of gay men eager to give you a blowjob at all hours of the day and night. They are like vultures, they never rest.


:rofl2:

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
It has been around 2 years I think since my last time.


careful now...too much more of this kind of behavior and we're gonna have another mupman on our hands  :smirk:

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Lol at the first reply haha.

Yeah you gotta put some effort, not even a lot, just gotta be around an easy chick with some beers. Plus once you get to the bar and start having drinks your gonna realize that it really was worth going down there. Its just when your sitting at home hitting the bong all day, you dont feel like doing shit, and dont think its worth it.

Orrr....your too lazy to go to the bar cause your a fatass bulbous poopaloid that needs to shed a few pounds before he gets laid anyway.

Im thinking your just the lazy stoner though. Good luck, hope you get laid.

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I havnt ben laid for 4 years,so dont feel so bad....

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Re: I need to get laid but........... [Re: Anonymous #9]
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HaHa yeah, the lazy stOner

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