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my girlfriend is a fucking tard
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she just called saying she spent 60$ buying 6 boxes to move out... how or where the fuck can you even do that?

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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She got jacked by a hobo! :lol:

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
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Maybe she bought those rubbermaid things. If she did, steal them from her and turn them into monotubs.

Win.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Maybe she bought those rubbermaid things. If she did, steal them from her and turn them into monotubs.

Win.


I'd give you 5 shrooms, but this is SA.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Maybe she bought those rubbermaid things. If she did, steal them from her and turn them into monotubs.

Win.


I'd give you 5 shrooms, but this is SA.


-RasJeph :lol:

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Self storage facilities sell boxes.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #5]
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ive never heard of some one buying cardboard boxes. What a waste

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #6]
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There's a market for cardboard boxes?
Fuck, I've just been breaking them down and throwing them out.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Let's hope you two don't copulate

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #8]
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so did she come with her pristine new boxes?

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #6]
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At $10 a piece, that bitch best be callin' 'em shipping 'containers' from here on out.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I walk into department stores and ask them for boxes. They always have extras. I even walk into the shoe department and ask for desiccant. I used to work at one of these places. They are well stocked with both and for free.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #6]
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ha well she did'nt let me know she was going to get them, i would have told her to just go to a grocery store or something.  i know they give them out for free.

but i havn't seenum yet, she is pissed cause i called her a dumbass, im guessing its just cardboard boxes

also, she is on birth control, and its worked so far (god help me if she gets pregnant, i do not want to deal with this girl forever)

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
god help me if she gets pregnant, i do not want to deal with this girl forever


If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. The best part is it always ends up her being pregnant and then after years of child support the poor guy finds out the kid wasn't even his.

Good luck with that.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #11]
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:lol:


Don't they get their money back in those cases?

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #2]
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No. Once its court ordered your screwed. In some states if you are married and your wife admittedly cheats on you and gets prego you are still required to support the kid.

Fucked up shit.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #11]
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^^ every state.
Unless you get a DNA test proving otherwise,a child born toa married couple is legally their child.

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #7]
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as the joke goes


this married couple would always have sex but they guy wouldnt unless the lights where off
so after years of this the wife got pissed and on night turned the lights on in the middle of the act only to find him with a strap on, on
she got pissed and asked how long that has been going on and he said right from the beginning
she said you need to explain yourself
he said right after you explain our 3 kids

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #6]
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:rimshot:

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Re: my girlfriend is a fucking tard [Re: Anonymous #11]
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is child support almost always required?? her parents have lots of money, and come from a culture that they would gladly spend money to avoid embarassment, with which i could threaten them

gah.. i would feel the worst for the kid, hopefully it would get the mother's intelligence so it would not have to realize what a fucking idiot its mom is.

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