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Re: how do you get rid of a hemroid? [Re: memes]
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try getting rid of your hemroid with a rubber band, and a nice sharp scalpel:evil:


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Re: how do you get rid of a hemroid? [Re: brainsOplenty]
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Honestly, just cut that fucker if you don't want to go to the doctor.

Those seem to be your two options...

1) Go to the doctor and have him shove his laser up your ass.

or

2)  Cut that shit off yourself with a knife.

Your choice.


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Re: how do you get rid of a hemroid? [Re: Madtowntripper]
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if you cut it out yourself you're probably going to end up in a pool of blood saying "Oh no why did I not listen to PrepH on shroomery!?" as you slowly bleed profusely out of your rectum


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Re: how do you get rid of a hemroid? [Re: PreparationH]
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Hey, I would suggest he suck it up and go the doctor.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: how do you get rid of a hemroid? [Re: memes]
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Statisticons_win said:
meams said:
'roids aren't that bad.  I've had 3 -- I just put up with 'em for a few days till they're gone :shrug:


But remember to EAT HEALTHY while you have 'em.  Nothing is worse than shitting out taco bell with a 'roid on your rectum.



Edit:  I just noticed you said five YEARS.  What-the-fuck.  Go to doc.


wait, you have had "three", how do you know you have had three.  They were so bad you had to go to the doctor and get an official diagnosis three times?


meams said:
Statisticons_win said:
wait, you have had "three", how do you know you have had three.  They were so bad you had to go to the doctor and get an official diagnosis three times?


No, I diagnosed myself three times when I took a shit and it hurt like fuck-ass.  Then I noticed there was a hemmrhoid on my ass :kingcrankey:


the reason I asked the way I did is cause you have prolly had roids more than three times in your life, just very mild cases.


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