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Re: Anyone ever been caught stealing from target? [Re: kikthecan]
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kikthecan said:
well some guy stopped us as we are walking out and he tells me i HAVE to wait outside i cant wait in there with her so im sitting outside


My point is that most women like a man who can stand up for themselves and for them, which it doesn't sound like you did, and so shes probably pissed at you.

The way you've told it, it doesn't sound like you even tried to defend her or take control of the situation.

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Re: Anyone ever been caught stealing from target? [Re: memes]
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Here's what I said
meams said:
-The only way to make her happy is for her to steal shit
-She left you hangin' in the Target parking lot after you two were caught stealing, which she pressures you into
-She hasn't even attempted to contact you since
-You were her first, which paired with the previous bullet points makes me think she's like 17 or some shit.



But apparently I was just misreading your sentences, since you responded with:
Quote:
that is not exactly what i said, read it better, because i know you will read every word twice.






Well, to make this really easy for you - i'm going to re-type everything I claimed, and then follow it up with a direct quote from where you said it :smile:


-The only way to make her happy is for her to steal shit
kikthecan said:
i've always hated stealing but to her getting free stuff makes her happy and not many things can do that


Looks like you were right on this one - i did misread it.  Stealing stuff is one of the few things that make her happy, my bad.




-She left you hangin' in the Target parking lot after you two were caught stealing, which she pressures you into
kikthecan said:
but the next thing i know she's driving off and she would'nt answer me


kikthecan said:not many things can do that so i let her steal, and influence me into stealing as well




-She hasn't even attempted to contact you since
Quote:
kikthecan said:
because she STILL hasn't answered calls or anything





You were her first
kikthecan said:
because i was her first





:shrug:


That took me like 3 min... what a waste of time.

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Re: Anyone ever been caught stealing from target? [Re: kikthecan]
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i've had to go to that back room once.  it was like 3 years ago, i was w/ my girl at the time.  i don't even remember what we were shopping for, she needed something.  whilst there, i pocketed a piece of candy and a small bag of rubberbands.  i also saw a coat that looked remarkably like the blazer i was currently wearing, so i tried it on out of curiosity, then put it back and put back on my own coat.

right before we got to the doors, there were suddenly 2 large men on either side of me and they were like "i think you should come with us".  i started getting worried.  i thought i was about to get busted for a fucking piece of candy and a pack of rubberbands.  i couldn't believe it.

they took me back and left my girl standing at the door scared and alone.  they asked me something along the lines of "is there anything you need to tell us?"  scared as i was, i teased the idea of fessing up to the pitiful $1.50 of merchandise i pocketed, but decided against it.  when i found out they thought i'd stolen the jacket i was totally relieved.  called them dumbasses and told them to recheck the camera.

afterwards, it was pretty lawlzy


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Re: Anyone ever been caught stealing from target? [Re: memes]
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my buddy got caught stealing from macy's the other day.  We went and I bought a pair of jeans and my friend had a whole bunch of shit stuffed in a backpack.  So when we left the store this shady looking dude who looked like a sex offender came out and was like "Excuse me! Macy's loss prevention!"and pulled out a fucking badge that said macy's on it:lol:

So he was like (to my friend) "I saw you bring three ties into the changing room and only two came out, wheres the other tie?" Long story short we just denied it. Straight up and down. all he could say was "...well i'm gunna go review the tapes again..." and then we left.  I f you deny everything they cant do shit to you because legally they cant search your bag unless they saw you put stuff in their.

also, note that I didnt steal, I payed for my pair of jeans, my friend stole.


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Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
                         
                                              ~William S. Burroughs

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Re: Anyone ever been caught stealing from target? [Re: memes]
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she left you there?

i think its time to choke a bitch.

that sucks man.


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When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree,
there will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see, there will be an answer. let it be.
Let it be, let it be, .....

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