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Craigslist Hookup
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I put up an ad for male seeking female and got a few responses.  Chatted a few times on the phone with this one bitch and it went well so we set up a date.

She came to my neighborhood and went out for a couple drinks.  I invited her back to my place and she accepted.  While sitting on the couch, we started kissing.

"When it comes to sex, I'm like a guy" she said.

"How so?" I replied.

"Well, I don't like wasting time with a bunch of foreplay."

"Shall we go to my bedroom?"

I took her for her word and went straight to it.  She was on her back and I was between her legs on my knees.  I was fucking her pretty good when I noticed blood on my wrapped cock.

"ummm... are you on your period?"

"oh my god!"

She quickly got up and rushed to the bathroom.  When she eventually came out she was really embarassed.  I told her it was no big deal and that we could resume where we left off with the addition of some towels.  She wasn't having, though, and left rather quickly.

I never got around to calling the bitch after that.  I couldn't really shake the smell of her menstrual blood outta my mind.  :shrug:

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dirty

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #2]
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WoW.

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Call her and ask if she is done with her period yet!~

:lol:

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #4]
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it looks like she mightve known :redwings:

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #1]
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how about you stop that.

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #6]
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worthless joke post

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
worthless post of a joke


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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #7]
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It's no joke.

Many people are interested in craigslist hookups and I'd rather not tell these stories under my username.  So why don't you go ahead and fuckoff now, mmkay?

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #1]
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he was talking to I. AM talking to YOU. SUCK

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Ya, luckily you didnt have foreplay. Nothing like a face full of aids blood.

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I don't understand how she didn't know...us females KNOW when our period starts.

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I wouldn't have mentioned it until after sex, nothing wrong with a little period blood, especially if you have a condom on. :shrug:

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #10]
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haha

I've slept with a few girls while they are on their period, if you don't mind it messy w.t.h, right?

But yea, something about wiping someone elses blood of your dick that make's one feel pretty dirty.

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #11]
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period sex is alright with me
its when you can cum up in that shit without worries

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #12]
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rotting vagina!

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #13]
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YOOUuuuu complete me

arhg

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Re: Craigslist Hookup [Re: Anonymous #1]
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are you sure you werent bleeding from the cock hole?

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