 Penelope_Tree
Shamanic Panic
Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 8,535
Loc: magic sugarcastle
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how the heck did I not rate you yet?
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02/05/13 08:04 PM
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 awesome and fun game player to have on my team. DID I MENTION WE WON?
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 i like cow poo
Nature Lover
Registered: 10/20/09
Posts: 4,041
Loc: Mother Nature's Vagina
Last seen: 6 months, 7 days
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Soooo funny
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10/11/11 06:50 AM
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I liked the fapping story cause it reminded me of the old dayz
"
I guess i could start with the first one that happened afairemember.
first girl i had a crush on , was like 9,10.
she came over to my house, i put on some michael jackson.
started dancing, i go to do a split.. and i fart.
the next one would probably be pissing myself in a trolly in front of a bunch of ppl.
just could not hold it any longer.
then..
hmmm
one time i went to school wearing long baggy shorts but i didn't put any underwear on.
had to take a shit so bad, waited till lunch break, ran home.. made it to the building entrance but nobody answered the intercom.
lets just say my neighbor, suddenly walking up to the entrance and a huge pile of shit dropping from my shorts happened at the same time.
she cried, moved away and my grandmother cleaned the shit.
then..
one time i really liked this girl and when we finally got to be in a bed i was excited and couldn't get hard.
that was pretty embarassing
not to mention that it happened repeatedly until she finally dumped me
and then yea..
last year, i was sleeping at this chicks house.
well.. she was sleepin i was trying to pass out, but i just had built up gas like crazy.
didn't really wanna fart right there in her bed so i held it in.
eventually i went to take a piss and sharted like a motherfucker.
took my underwear off and shoved at the bottom of this tiny trash can that was in the bathroom.
apparently she found them the next day..
somehow..
like who the fuck goes digging through a trash can ??
must have reeked in there.
theres also the incident of forgetting to lock the door when fapping.
i think i was like 16.
watching porn on the pc, with a napkin right on the pull out keyboard ready for the unleashing.
i stand up, aim.. start unloading.. door opens behind me.
i'm guessing when she saw the anal pounding on the monitor , my bare ass and a big paper towel on the keyboard, she put 2 and 2 together and quickly shut the door.
most horrible orgasm ever btw..."
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OneU
Registered: 03/19/11
Posts: 763
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
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Good posts
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04/18/11 01:34 PM
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Blessings and Love on your journey brother.
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The Demiurge
Stranger
Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 136
Loc: The Desert
Last seen: 13 years, 1 month
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Very helpful
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10/18/10 03:58 PM
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Thanks a lot! 
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curenado
73rd Man
Registered: 04/01/03
Posts: 4,617
Loc: The Land of Enchantment
Last seen: 1 year, 6 months
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HaHa! Good One!
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09/15/10 04:07 PM
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<<jivJaN said:
I cant help but notice how big of a troll u are.>>   
heh-heh. I loved that one! 
Love your flying kid sig pic too - need to feel that way more often myself!
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Freedom
Pigment of your imagination
Registered: 05/26/05
Posts: 6,315
Last seen: 2 hours, 25 minutes
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Thumb up
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08/19/10 02:23 AM
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quinn
some kinda love
Registered: 01/02/10
Posts: 6,799
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to an interesting poetical chap
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07/29/10 06:08 AM
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enjoy reading your posts
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BluePixieWaves
Registered: 12/19/09
Posts: 1,833
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
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Amazing Post
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06/14/10 07:24 AM
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What a great post...I wish I wasn't so lazy and could actually decide to post such a informative post.
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FunkMasterShroom
Stranger
Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 1,379
Loc: Canada
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Piece(peace) of Mind
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06/11/10 08:44 AM
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The game of survival, and dis-empowerment sure has gotten boring..
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AquaKet
RC Connoisseur
Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 3,561
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i have always loved your posts
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06/03/10 12:59 PM
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Last Edited 06/03/10 01:02 PM
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RiverRat427
Something funny happened...
Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 1,110
Loc: ..on the road to Damascus
Last seen: 12 years, 8 months
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Your posts...
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06/02/10 08:42 AM
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...are  and I can't believe I didn't rate you yet
Like you as a poster and all your posts in general
Especially what you said HERE
Cool Shroomerite
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Nymphaea
Money-less Wanderer
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 2,108
Loc: Mitten 
Last seen: 1 day, 13 hours
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Thank You
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04/07/10 02:41 AM
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For everything you said in this thread.
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Poid
Shroomery's #1 Spellir
Registered: 02/04/08
Posts: 40,372
Loc: SF Bay Area
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I like your posts...
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03/05/10 12:37 PM
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Hang in there, buddy. 
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HeartAndMind
Registered: 01/09/10
Posts: 1,410
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Good poasts man,
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PookztA
Medical Student
Registered: 09/09/05
Posts: 1,225
Loc: Illinois
Last seen: 14 years, 10 months
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Great contributor to this forum
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02/26/10 04:18 AM
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For sharing awesome news articles with this awesome forum community!
BOOM to you my good sir!
-Abe
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igwna
The Cap'n
Registered: 06/19/07
Posts: 8,016
Loc: New England, USA
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
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your posts are awesome.
for some reason my mind recognizes you as very enigmatic... like meeting someone i haven't quite come far enough to understand fully.
i like it.
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ninja cat 09
A paranoid android
Registered: 10/11/09
Posts: 4,193
Loc: Mexico 
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Phonerothyme
Audiomancer
Registered: 07/27/06
Posts: 453
Last seen: 15 years, 6 months
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For #12011002
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02/11/10 07:23 PM
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Good post. 8)
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yelyarb
Registered: 10/11/09
Posts: 116
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 13 years, 2 months
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Re: Ramana Maharshi...
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01/07/10 04:37 PM
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Wow. For post #11769101, five big shrooms. What a perspective, love the hesitation and gentle delivery!
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for
Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 10,449
Loc: earth
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
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Bet u love r kelly
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12/19/09 05:40 AM
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Last Edited 12/19/09 06:40 PM
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