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InvisiblePenelope_Tree
Shamanic Panic
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Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 8,535
Loc: magic sugarcastle
how the heck did I not rate you yet?
02/05/13 10:04 PM

:highfive: awesome and fun game player to have on my team. DID I MENTION WE WON?
Offlinei like cow poo
Nature Lover
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Registered: 10/20/09
Posts: 4,041
Loc: Mother Nature's Vagina
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
Soooo funny
10/11/11 08:50 AM

I liked the fapping story cause it reminded me of the old dayz
"
I guess i could start with the first one that happened afairemember.
first girl i had a crush on , was like 9,10.
she came over to my house, i put on some michael jackson.
started dancing, i go to do a split.. and i fart.

the next one would probably be pissing myself in a trolly in front of a bunch of ppl.
just could not hold it any longer.

then..
hmmm
one time i went to school wearing long baggy shorts but i didn't put any underwear on.
had to take a shit so bad, waited till lunch break, ran home.. made it to the building entrance but nobody answered the intercom.
lets just say my neighbor, suddenly walking up to the entrance and a huge pile of shit dropping from my shorts happened at the same time.
she cried, moved away and my grandmother cleaned the shit.

then..
one time i really liked this girl and when we finally got to be in a bed i was excited and couldn't get hard.
that was pretty embarassing
not to mention that it happened repeatedly until she finally dumped me
and then yea..
last year, i was sleeping at this chicks house.
well.. she was sleepin i was trying to pass out, but i just had built up gas like crazy.
didn't really wanna fart right there in her bed so i held it in.
eventually i went to take a piss and sharted like a motherfucker.
took my underwear off and shoved at the bottom of this tiny trash can that was in the bathroom.

apparently she found them the next day..
somehow..

like who the fuck goes digging through a trash can ??
must have reeked in there.
theres also the incident of forgetting to lock the door when fapping.
i think i was like 16.
watching porn on the pc, with a napkin right on the pull out keyboard ready for the unleashing.
i stand up, aim.. start unloading.. door opens behind me.

i'm guessing when she saw the anal pounding on the monitor , my bare ass and a big paper towel on the keyboard, she put 2 and 2 together and quickly shut the door.

most horrible orgasm ever btw..."
OfflineOneU

Registered: 03/19/11
Posts: 763
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
Good posts
04/18/11 03:34 PM

:thumbup:

Blessings and Love on your journey brother.
OfflineThe Demiurge
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Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 136
Loc: The Desert
Last seen: 8 years, 1 month
Very helpful
10/18/10 05:58 PM

Thanks a lot! :grin:
Offlinecurenado
73rd Man
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Registered: 04/01/03
Posts: 2,601
Loc: North Central Arkansas
Last seen: 7 years, 11 months
HaHa! Good One!
09/15/10 06:07 PM

<<jivJaN said:
I cant help but notice how big of a troll u are.>> :lol: :laugh2::rofl2:

heh-heh. I loved that one! :congrats:

Love your flying kid sig pic too - need to feel that way more often myself!:lol:
OfflineFreedom
Will swim for food
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Thumb up
08/19/10 04:23 AM

:thumbup:
Invisiblequinn
some kinda love
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Registered: 01/02/10
Posts: 6,793
to an interesting poetical chap
07/29/10 08:08 AM

enjoy reading your posts :thumbup:
OfflineBluePixieWaves
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Registered: 12/19/09
Posts: 1,833
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
Amazing Post
06/14/10 09:24 AM

What a great post...I wish I wasn't so lazy and could actually decide to post such a informative post. :thumbup:
InvisibleFunkMasterShroom
Stranger
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Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 1,379
Loc: Canada
Piece(peace) of Mind
06/11/10 10:44 AM

The game of survival, and dis-empowerment sure has gotten boring..
InvisibleAquaKet
RC Connoisseur

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 3,561
i have always loved your posts
06/03/10 02:59 PM

this is a true gem

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12623208#12623208

Last Edited 06/03/10 03:02 PM
OfflineRiverRat427
Something funny happened...
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Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 1,110
Loc: ..on the road to Damascus
Last seen: 7 years, 8 months
Your posts...
06/02/10 10:42 AM

...are :awesome: and I can't believe I didn't rate you yet
Like you as a poster and all your posts in general
Especially what you said HERE

Cool Shroomerite
+:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:
OfflineNymphaea
Money-less Wanderer
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Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 1,974
Loc: Mitten Flag
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Thank You
04/07/10 04:41 AM

For everything you said in this thread.

:awecid:
InvisiblePoid
Shroomery's #1 Spellir
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Registered: 02/04/08
Posts: 40,372
Loc: SF Bay Area Flag
I like your posts...
03/05/10 02:37 PM

Hang in there, buddy. :sunny:
InvisibleHeartAndMind
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Registered: 01/09/10
Posts: 1,410
Aye !
02/27/10 05:00 PM

Good poasts man,
:feelsgoodman:
OfflinePookztA
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Registered: 09/09/05
Posts: 1,225
Loc: Illinois
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
Great contributor to this forum
02/26/10 06:18 AM

For sharing awesome news articles with this awesome forum community!

BOOM to you my good sir!

-Abe
Offlineigwna
The Cap'n
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Registered: 06/19/07
Posts: 8,016
Loc: New England, USA
Last seen: 6 years, 11 months
54U
02/20/10 11:58 PM

your posts are awesome.

for some reason my mind recognizes you as very enigmatic... like meeting someone i haven't quite come far enough to understand fully.

i like it.
Invisibleninja cat 09S
A paranoid android
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Registered: 10/11/09
Posts: 4,037
Loc: Mexico Flag
.
02/20/10 06:39 PM

This.
OfflinePhonerothyme
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Registered: 07/27/06
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Last seen: 10 years, 6 months
For #12011002
02/11/10 09:23 PM

Good post. 8)
Offlineyelyarb
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Registered: 10/11/09
Posts: 116
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 8 years, 2 months
Re: Ramana Maharshi...
01/07/10 06:37 PM

Wow. For post #11769101, five big shrooms. What a perspective, love the hesitation and gentle delivery!
Offlinenice1
Not the droid your looking for
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Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 10,449
Loc: earth
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Bet u love r kelly
12/19/09 07:40 AM

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Last Edited 12/19/09 08:40 PM
Invisibleshowme
Stranger
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Registered: 01/24/09
Posts: 1,782
unique interesting posts and threads
12/12/09 10:33 AM

I realized that I am always curious to what you have to say. Interesting thoughts, you have. Thanks for contributing your words.
InvisibleDiploidM
Cuban

Registered: 01/09/03
Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
I Like The Way You Think
10/26/09 10:48 PM

"I think.. the whole point of avoiding personalisms is so that we focus on whats being discussed and not on a particular person.

Just like with jesus..
dont praise him , try to understand his message."

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11326359#11326359

I hope you stick around. We need more members who think like you do. :mushroom2:
Offlineshivas.wisdom
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Registered: 02/20/09
Posts: 11,974
Loc: Turtle Island
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psytrance!!
10/17/09 10:46 AM

I can't get enough of it! It's my one addiction.
:w0ahhhhmahnnn:
OfflineNastyDHL
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Registered: 04/04/08
Posts: 3,585
Loc: New England
Last seen: 10 months, 5 days
one of my favorite posters
10/06/09 12:10 PM

this guy is with it

Last Edited 12/26/09 08:41 PM
InvisibleP-O
#AnyoneButHarper
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Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 13,636
Loc: Flag
no FEAR!
09/25/09 09:46 PM

love ur sig buddy :thumbup:
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