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Shamanic Panic Registered: 07/31/09 Posts: 8,535 Loc: magic sugarcastl |
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awesome and fun game player to have on my team. DID I MENTION WE WON?
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Nature Lover Registered: 10/20/09 Posts: 4,041 Loc: Mother Nature's Last seen: 1 year, 3 months |
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I liked the fapping story cause it reminded me of the old dayz " I guess i could start with the first one that happened afairemember. first girl i had a crush on , was like 9,10. she came over to my house, i put on some michael jackson. started dancing, i go to do a split.. and i fart. the next one would probably be pissing myself in a trolly in front of a bunch of ppl. just could not hold it any longer. then.. hmmm one time i went to school wearing long baggy shorts but i didn't put any underwear on. had to take a shit so bad, waited till lunch break, ran home.. made it to the building entrance but nobody answered the intercom. lets just say my neighbor, suddenly walking up to the entrance and a huge pile of shit dropping from my shorts happened at the same time. she cried, moved away and my grandmother cleaned the shit. then.. one time i really liked this girl and when we finally got to be in a bed i was excited and couldn't get hard. that was pretty embarassing not to mention that it happened repeatedly until she finally dumped me and then yea.. last year, i was sleeping at this chicks house. well.. she was sleepin i was trying to pass out, but i just had built up gas like crazy. didn't really wanna fart right there in her bed so i held it in. eventually i went to take a piss and sharted like a motherfucker. took my underwear off and shoved at the bottom of this tiny trash can that was in the bathroom. apparently she found them the next day.. somehow.. like who the fuck goes digging through a trash can ?? must have reeked in there. theres also the incident of forgetting to lock the door when fapping. i think i was like 16. watching porn on the pc, with a napkin right on the pull out keyboard ready for the unleashing. i stand up, aim.. start unloading.. door opens behind me. i'm guessing when she saw the anal pounding on the monitor , my bare ass and a big paper towel on the keyboard, she put 2 and 2 together and quickly shut the door. most horrible orgasm ever btw..." |
Registered: 03/19/11 Posts: 763 Last seen: 11 years, 11 months |
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Blessings and Love on your journey brother. |
Stranger Registered: 01/09/09 Posts: 136 Loc: The Desert Last seen: 10 years, 7 months |
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Thanks a lot!
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73rd Man Registered: 04/01/03 Posts: 2,603 Loc: North Central Arkansas Last seen: 8 months, 22 days |
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<<jivJaN said: I cant help but notice how big of a troll u are.>> ![]() ![]() heh-heh. I loved that one! ![]() Love your flying kid sig pic too - need to feel that way more often myself!
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Pigment of your imagination Registered: 05/26/05 Posts: 5,849 Last seen: 6 hours, 37 minutes |
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some kinda love Registered: 01/02/10 Posts: 6,799 |
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enjoy reading your posts |
Registered: 12/19/09 Posts: 1,833 Last seen: 4 years, 7 months |
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What a great post...I wish I wasn't so lazy and could actually decide to post such a informative post. |
Stranger Registered: 03/05/09 Posts: 1,379 Loc: Canada |
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The game of survival, and dis-empowerment sure has gotten boring.. |
RC Connoisseur Registered: 08/05/09 Posts: 3,561 |
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this is a true gem http://www.shroomery.org/forums/ Last Edited 06/03/10 01:02 PM |
Something funny happened... Registered: 02/09/10 Posts: 1,110 Loc: ..on the road to Last seen: 10 years, 1 month |
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...are and I can't believe I didn't rate you yetLike you as a poster and all your posts in general Especially what you said HERE Cool Shroomerite + ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Money-less Wanderer Registered: 04/16/09 Posts: 2,057 Loc: Mitten Last seen: 1 day, 9 hours |
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For everything you said in this thread.
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Shroomery's #1 Spellir Registered: 02/04/08 Posts: 40,372 Loc: SF Bay Area |
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Hang in there, buddy.
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Registered: 01/09/10 Posts: 1,410 |
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Good poasts man,
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Medical Student Registered: 09/09/05 Posts: 1,225 Loc: Illinois Last seen: 12 years, 3 months |
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For sharing awesome news articles with this awesome forum community! BOOM to you my good sir! -Abe |
The Cap'n Registered: 06/19/07 Posts: 8,016 Loc: New England, USA Last seen: 9 years, 5 months |
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your posts are awesome. for some reason my mind recognizes you as very enigmatic... like meeting someone i haven't quite come far enough to understand fully. i like it. |
A paranoid android Registered: 10/11/09 Posts: 4,170 Loc: Mexico |
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This. |
Audiomancer Registered: 07/27/06 Posts: 453 Last seen: 13 years, 7 days |
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Good post. 8) |
Registered: 10/11/09 Posts: 116 Loc: Canada Last seen: 10 years, 7 months |
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Wow. For post #11769101, five big shrooms. What a perspective, love the hesitation and gentle delivery! |
Not the droid your looking for Registered: 09/26/09 Posts: 10,449 Loc: earth Last seen: 11 years, 27 days |
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awesome and fun game player to have on my team. DID I MENTION WE WON?



and I can't believe I didn't rate you yet
