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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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Ever heard of an enema? Ask if they can help with that too.....and no poop


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CA weed @ all times unless specified
currently this high
pebbles suck
its turtles all the way down

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Fiery]
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Fiery said:
My problem with gay sex which I've never had



:notsureif:

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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ReposadoXochipilli said:
only people into scat play with poop, otherwise the anus is clean, clean enough to lick. im not really a fan of ass to mouth but if it happens in the heat of the moment so be it.



That's really not true. The anus is full of residual poop.

Since you're so much into licking anus, it's obviously been washed recently if it's clean.

If you stick a penis in your mouth that's been in your butt. there is NO WAY it's clean.


You are eating worm eggs.

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Fiery]
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such is life, i shall bear this shame for the extent of my existence. in all seriousness though i have much larger concerns than what happened years ago during a drunken 3 way romp.


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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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ReposadoXochipilli said:
such is life, i shall bear this shame for the extent of my existence. in all seriousness though i have much larger concerns than what happened years ago during a drunken 3 way romp.


its ok though. at least you didn't put it in Treants's butt!

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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Nah they still make posts in activities section,upper left


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"the way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death"

Miyamoto Musashi

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Tangich]
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Tangich said:
LogicaL Chaos said:
What turns you on? What gets you sexually excited the most?


Lesbians. Two girls eating each other out, scizzoring, and what not... I guess, in my mind female body > male body, but on it's own vagina<penis... Probably... I just have no idea... :shrug:


Alright.

Sounds like you would like Male-To-Female Transgenders. You mentioned you like the female body but the male shLong. They got both.

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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Yeah, maybe. In my mind, I can see that potentially working. Hope I meet someone like that one day, I've never even seen a transsexual in person. This is a quite intollerant and very Catholic country...

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Tangich]
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Hmmm.

Yeah, I could see that as a big problem. Have you ever watched a MTF Trans with a female sexy time video before? If so, what did you think?

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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I have. And I don't know really, some of them are very pretty and quite attractive. Some are just too artificial-looking. But in general, it does make my dick hard.
I already have a whole romantic dramedy movie playing in my head, I meet a nice, smart, funny, pretty young thing, we get along like a house on fire, and I sense she's hiding something, she is very afraid to tell me, but I find out she's got a dick! And I couldn't be happier! And we live happily ever after... :lol:
Yeah, that could work...

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Tangich]
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There ya go, we're figuring it out :thumbup:

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Plot twist.

You take her pants off to find penis and she takes your pants off and find vagina.


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If your mouth ain’t bloody you’re not eating the ass right


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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Dirty Dave]
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M. Night ShamaShLong :mindblown:

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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"I took her to my house. Cuz she was fine. And she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine"

In the immortal words of afroman.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Tangich]
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Tangich said:
Uzziel said:
Just cut your dick off, clearly that's the best solution for ya bud


Oh man, you have no idea how many times I've thought about that.
I think that would be the best thing to do, but I don't know a surgeon that would do that...


If you despise your body so much you want to cut off genitalia, you need to educate yourself about self-hatred.

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: RJ Tubs 202]
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RJ Tubs 202 said:
Tangich said:
Uzziel said:
Just cut your dick off, clearly that's the best solution for ya bud


Oh man, you have no idea how many times I've thought about that.
I think that would be the best thing to do, but I don't know a surgeon that would do that...


If you despise your body so much you want to cut off genitalia, you need to educate yourself about self-hatred.


It's not so much that I despise my body so much that I'd want to mutilate it, it's more that I despise my sexual urges so much that I'd do almost anything to be completely rid of them.

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Tangich]
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Tangich said:
RJ Tubs 202 said:
Tangich said:
Uzziel said:
Just cut your dick off, clearly that's the best solution for ya bud


Oh man, you have no idea how many times I've thought about that.
I think that would be the best thing to do, but I don't know a surgeon that would do that...


If you despise your body so much you want to cut off genitalia, you need to educate yourself about self-hatred.


It's not so much that I despise my body so much that I'd want to mutilate it, it's more that I despise my sexual urges so much that I'd do almost anything to be completely rid of them.



You are describing the same thing the leader of Heavens Gate went through


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Soo... I should form a cult?

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Fiery]
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Fiery said:
My problem with gay sex which I've never had, is the poop. What the actual fuck?

That's why gay people get worms and shit right? because they do hand to mouth shit and re-infest themselves with poop worms.


You don’t understand how butts work


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Should I be gay or what? [Re: Fiery]
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Fiery said:
ReposadoXochipilli said:
only people into scat play with poop, otherwise the anus is clean, clean enough to lick. im not really a fan of ass to mouth but if it happens in the heat of the moment so be it.



That's really not true. The anus is full of residual poop.

Since you're so much into licking anus, it's obviously been washed recently if it's clean.

If you stick a penis in your mouth that's been in your butt. there is NO WAY it's clean.


You are eating worm eggs.


Lol don’t eat the butts of nasty worm infested skanks


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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