6:00pm- Ingested 14 grams of fresh shrooms and two beers with the coolest chick around.
6:20pm- Started to come on, slowly at first and then at an accelerated pace.
6:35pm- Felt sensations in forehead (mild heat), and strong buzz followed.
6:45pm- Wandered outside, stars no longer in constellations just wandering patterns.
7:00pm- Almost uncontrolable laughter, followed by unusual thoughts. Sitting on dock by river, could see fish like patterns dancing in river. Lights from uptown twinkled like never before.
7:20pm- Returned to hotel room. More unusual thoughts and uncontrolable laughter. Everything was hilarious for next 2 hours.
8:30pm- Went for another walk by river with girlfriend (I didn't know she was going to be my girlfriend until next morning when I got unexpectedly laid.) Saw more patterns in river, Girlfriend said surrounding grass looked like shag carpeting.
9:15pm- On my way down, but still having incredible fits of laughter. Both me and girlfriend notice muscle pain in rib cage and sore face from laughing for so long. Cannot get smile off my face.
10:00pm- Almost sober. Still getting waves of mushroom high once in a while.
7:00am- (Next day). Wake up, begin exploring girlfriends body, was totaly stoked by 8:30.