where my shrooms at?

it was Saturday around five o'clock
I was tryin to walk, too fried to talk
When I bumped into my dealer behind the block
At the corner of the street
She handed me a quarter P
I didn't even have a quarter on me, honestly
So I gave him the key to my honda odyssey
Goddam I miss my van enormously
But fuck that, it's better to trip than to drive
And my spirit needed this shit to survive
Got home to hit the mighty shrooms
And right away hallucinated chicks like heidi klum
With multi-coloured tits that light the room
Went upstairs while walls turned into water
To find my six year old daughter
Eating away at my shroomies I caught her
"what are u doin, Kassy?"
"daddy," she asked me,"why do these taste so nasty?"
"for christ's sake, how much did u take?"
I said as my head started to shake
"only twee or four, maybe a lil' more,
but I'll put it back where it was before in ur lil' drawer."
Outside we went as our trip got intense
The sky was immense and the wood on the fence
Started moving as we watched in suspense
"daddy, am I seein thru lens?"
"nah, we're just usin a hidden sense,
don't you love these hallucinogens?"
The waves in the air were free and flowin
And as we was going, we noticed the tree was growin
With each leaf it was showin, an aura of green that was glowin
Later on that night at the park, we sat in the dark
When a cat started to bark
I took out my light and with half of a spark
We was puffin a joint, up to the point
Where we was feelin peace and love in the void
The budz we was tokin made every word spoken
Seem like the funniest joke and we laughed till we choked
A spell had been broken, now we was awoken
And oh yeah we was livin a hell lot more than la vida loca
Free your spirit and free your soul
Feel like you're three years old
Cause the feelin on shrooms is beautiful
<...caspa ...>