Dosage: 2.5gs homegrown MS Transkei cubes, cranberry tek’d
on an empty stomach, and 1 joint of Durban Poison.
Company: My friends B (tripping) and B2 (trip-sitting)
Setting: Half an hour before sundown on a strange farm.
Mindset: A bit anxious.
Alright, rather than tell you everything about my death-not-defying experience,
I’ll rather just share the highlight reel by list of TERRORS.
Terror Number 1:
I’m thinking the cubes I’ve grown are weak, it’s been 30min since we nomnom’d
them, and I have yet to feel anything more than the slightest relaxed sensation
in my muscles. So, my brother B and I smoke ourselves some dank Mary, and
figure, hey, hike on the farm, baking sesh, not such a big loss.
10 minutes later, I’m putting on my lip balm when I realize
that it tastes exactly like Salvia. BAM! I’m officially tripping, getting a
flashback of the emotions I’d experienced during my one and only Salvia trip –
Terror with a side of terror, with some terror sauce and a glass of terror to guzzle
it all down. NOT good vibes, I know I’m in for a rough ride.
Terror Number 2:
Visually, nothing has changed yet, but the body high is slamming. I am feeling
extremely dissociated, when I hear a bakkie engine roar menacingly around the
corner on the dirt road ahead of us. Nobody else hears it – I’m fucked, they
don’t like trespassers on this farm! There is no bakkie, or there was a bakkie,
I’ll never know, but this I do know – I was fucked, indeed.
Terror Number 3:
It’s forty-five minutes in, and look at that hill - a second ago everything was
normal, but now… everything is moving… strangely… blending and unblending.
Reds, yellows and greens are dancing and swirling among the grape vines in
exaggerated motions. Is it the wind, or is my mind playing tricks on me… I’m
not sure, and my brother B isn’t either.
Terror Number 4:
We make it to the top of a hill that overlooks another hill that dwarfs our own
hill from our current perspective. That’s a lot of hill. The road here was
distressing, but we made it, now we can turn back and head… Oh shit. The BIG
hill is talking to me, and it’s not very happy with me, and it has eyes, scary,
condemning eyes, and now it’s threatening me, warning me, disapproving of me.
I’m not ready to be lectured by a hill, and this one is so
angry, and I’m such a fool for getting myself into this situation, what a
terrible life choice, playing around with hallucinogenics in such a careless
I try desperately not
to look at the hill, at that expression, but the ground isn’t exactly playing a
fair game. Looking at my shoes, I see alchemy patterns covering the dirt around
me, like in Full Metal Alchemist, but on everything. How can you look away from
anything, when everything is projecting out from within, or am I projecting in
Terror Number 5:
My friend B2 has morphed into a Satyr like creature, and then the stick that he’s
been twirling around as a walking stick turns into a snake as he spins it. Totally
normal… Actually, by today’s standards, this isn’t nearly as upsetting as it
might normally be.
Terror Number 6:
All these turns that we are taking are the same, we are well and truly doomed.
Things are repeating. The Guinea Fowl sing an ominous tune to match the looping
repetitiveness of the Fever Ray album that I’ve been playing, playing until it
started scaring me shitless and none of us could listen to it anymore. Only, I
can’t stop the birds from singing their cyclical song just by pushing a button,
and I fear that even if I could ask them to be quiet and that they’d listened,
I would hear them still.
I sit down in the dirt, lost as to what to do to escape this hell, uphill,
downhill, left and right. They are all flat to me, and we are no longer truly
on the same farm that we began this journey on. Everything here has changed,
and it all reminds me of the Eclipse in Berserk. From familiar into strange,
without the soft kindness of a ‘Turn Back Now’ warning sign…
I close my eyes and hope for calmness, then feel something
close around my neck, encircle my neck in its entirety, in my neck, or perhaps
inside my soul if a soul can have neck - tightening, threatening me, it
squeezes, I cannot breathe or make a sound, it squeezes as if to let me know, “You’re
in my playground now. You are my plaything. I own you.” It releases me and I
can breathe again, but I know it’s still there with me.
Terror Number 7:
We have been walking for ages, the Sun has gone down, it is
dark, and yet, as we walk, light flashes behind me sporadically, illuminating
the red dirt beneath my weary feet. The light feels artificial and its colour
spectrum isn’t certain. There is no warning either, it happens or it doesn’t,
but it definitely does happen.
I must sit down again. I close my eyes, there is something there in the
darkness, an indescribable shape, inexplicably a ‘thing’ of pulsating colours,
pulsing at me, observing me, judging me. I open my eyes, overwhelmed – eyes
closed is too real, eyes open, is a different kind of strange affecting me.
Terror Number 8:
We have made it to B2’s house. Everything is morphing. Too much to process in
the living room. Stripy couch is a swirling mess that tries to swallow you
whole if you sit on it, not a fuck, not this room, must be a better room to die
Terror Number 9:
The visuals have calmed down, but the mindfuck, well, it’s fucking. My mind. To
bits. I am disconnected and cannot fathom what my friends are talking about.
Actually, I’m not even sure if I’m thinking things or saying them. I don’t even
know if I’m crying or just blinking and rubbing my eyes a lot.
That’s not to mention the time. It has been exactly 19:30
for the last eternity. Look at my phone, go take a piss, come back, check
phone, still 19:30. Friends take phone away – I want to call my family and tell
them that I love them before I die, and that I’m sorry for a lot of things,
mostly for being such a stranger. I don’t know if I’m apologizing to them or
for them, but I know that I want them to know that I love them. Seems like we
waste our lives not saying the important things, pity it’s too late for me now.
It’s too late to say things when you’re dead.
Have another drink of water, go to the bathroom, take
another piss, come back, where is my phone? I’m in my friends bed clutching his
blanket for dear life, literally (in my head), pity, I’m about to take my last
breath. I’m not ready to go. I’m not ready for this. What is happening. I’m at
my own funeral aaaaand, I’m dead.
Well, that was traumatic, I’m back, and fuck me, but it’s happening again.
Every breath is my last breath, the curtain is falling, aaaaaand, I’m back. No,
no more, please, I’m resisting so hard, I don’t understand, why is this
happening, make it stop.
I’m alive again, inbetween waves, have another drink, check my phone, it’s
magically in my pocket again, and the time is… 19:30. Fuck.
I go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, normally my skin upsets me - I’ve
been on four full courses of Roaccutane, and I’m done with that shit, but the
acne keeps coming back, but now… now I don’t care, bad skin is the least of my
problems for the rest of my life, however many breaths that may be.
I put toothpaste on my fingers. I’m cheating. I want it to be over. I need it
to be over. I want this poison out of me. I want to be sane again.
I move to the toilet basin, get on my knees and push my fingers down my throat –
I want to throw up. The mushrooms have other plans.
I feel my entire arm go down deep into my throat ( guess you could say I
deepthroated myself) and then it turns into a serpent. I dry heave and see
blood come out of me and full the basin. I blink my eyes and there’s nothing
there. Nothing came out. Fuck, no shortcuts, I’m in this until the end. My End.
I enter the room again, phone is gone, then it’s back, then it’s
gone, then I’m gone, then I’m back, then… It’s 19:30! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I die again and again and again and again, in this space coffin of a room,
unfamiliar, if home is where the heart is, then I am far from home. I keep
coming back, and I keep resisting, but each time that I resist, I resist a
My mortality is terrifying me, I’ve wasted my life being
angry, being resentful, ignoring my fears, ignoring the child in me with real
fears, convincing myself that I’m invincible, that I’m not afraid of dying… and
now, the child in me is ANGRY, is FURIOUS, IS TERRIFIED with me, and we are
getting punished together. What have I put myself through, so selfishly, I’ve
changed myself forever, I’ll never be the same again.
It’s getting easier though. Easier to accept. Easier to die. Easier to come
back. Easier, but still difficult.
There’s a certain peace to it now. I’m going to die. I don’t
just know it. I realize it. It’s okay though, nothing I haven’t been through
before, nothing we don’t all go through. I close my eyes for the last time. I
It’s instant. I know the trip is over. I know that I’m alive
again. I know that I have things to work on. I know that I’ve begun a journey
that for better or worse, I’ll be on for the rest of my life. Or more
accurately, for the first time in my life, I’m fully aware that I’ve always
been on this journey, and maybe that’s empowering.
Maybe it’s the first step on my path to inner peace, this tumultuous
and humbling experience… Maybe I needed it. And maybe I won’t sweat the little
things so much in the future, maybe I’ll love myself a little more and accept
who I am. Maybe I’ll nurture this ego and go with it, stop resisting life so
much, stop resisting love so much.
This trip humbled me, tested me, broke me, and remade me. It didn’t solve all
of my problems, but it did make me aware of how unhappy I was. I live a
healthier life now. My subconscious isn’t constantly being forced into silence,
although I am still working on it. I am connecting more with myself more and
more each day, through every lesson, learning to love and accept myself, and to
let love back into my life again. I am happier, and my skin, well, it has
improved a lot now that I don’t care about it so much. It has been difficult,
but it has been beautiful.