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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Patlal] * 1
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Patlal said:
You would probably go crazy;

- You see them as if you're looking at an infrared camera screen
- You'd be walking on the street dodging farts;
- Crowds would make you feel sick;
- Public restrooms would be hell;
- You'd see people walking in stores with puffs of green coming out of their asses like mufflers on cars;
- Your worst enemies/best friends would be fans and ventilation systems.

OR

You could just walk through the quiffs without caring... your choice.

Food for thought.


Correction if you suddenly saw it as a green gas perhaps. If all of humanity since the beginning of time could see it, then i doubt anyone would go crazy over it


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Awebig Throy]
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Awebig Throy said:
Like diss.


:crankey:

:megacrankey:


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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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I miss you Chucklers.

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Awebig Throy]
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Awebig Throy said:
I miss you Chucklers.


I deserve early release from the bant in OTD :yesnod:


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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What did you even do??

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Re: If farts actually were a distinctive green colored gas... [Re: Awebig Throy]
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Awebig Throy said:
What did you even do??


Paw says I am fucking up people's threads. Like calling out one of yours as shitty or whatever.

I deserve an early release before 6:03 but you can argue for that


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