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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Pscientist said:
Walking away is cowardly after they commit auto damage and effectively challenge you



lol... I've been challenged a lot, all through school, after school, the
army, friends, random people in bars with bad attitudes. it's the price I
have to pay for being the little guy. unless I see someone as a credible
threat I simply cant see it as a legit challenge. take a poke, I'll embarrass
a man wanting to fight me. if they wanna keep trying, I'll humiliate them


it's all lulsy to me, it's frequently lulsy to everyone watching too

I'm sure someone out there can kick my ass but it hasnt really happened yet



odd from your pictures you look like a decent size adult with a heavy set build (not fat just a bigger frame) :strokebeard:


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Almond Flour]
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He's like Mario, short and stocky.  Or a pitbull.

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: ifoundwaldo]
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ifoundwaldo said:
As soon as that retard walked on my hood, I would've peeled the fuck out.




If only that were in the video....

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: BothHands]
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BothHands said:
He's like Mario, short and stocky.  Or a pitbull.




ooOOoooo now i see :lol:


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Edited by Almond Flour (09/09/11 11:22 PM)

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Almond Flour]
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You guys bicker about the silliest shit. :lol:


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Almond Flour]
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Ethnobotanical said:
Prisoner#1 said:
Pscientist said:
Walking away is cowardly after they commit auto damage and effectively challenge you



lol... I've been challenged a lot, all through school, after school, the
army, friends, random people in bars with bad attitudes. it's the price I
have to pay for being the little guy. unless I see someone as a credible
threat I simply cant see it as a legit challenge. take a poke, I'll embarrass
a man wanting to fight me. if they wanna keep trying, I'll humiliate them


it's all lulsy to me, it's frequently lulsy to everyone watching too

I'm sure someone out there can kick my ass but it hasnt really happened yet



odd from your pictures you look like a decent size adult with a heavy set build (not fat just a bigger frame) :strokebeard:




I'm short (5'6") and fairly muscular, I'm stronger than most people, never
worked out though, it's all real work muscle. being small i've always had
the attitude that I have the same engine as the big guys and there's no
way any of them would out do me... turns out I'm a ferrari, I'm stronger
than a lot of people much larger and a lot of those exercise/body builder nuts

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
I'm short (5'6") and fairly muscular, I'm stronger than most people, never
worked out though, it's all real work muscle. being small i've always had
the attitude that I have the same engine as the big guys and there's no
way any of them would out do me... turns out I'm a ferrari, I'm stronger
than a lot of people much larger and a lot of those exercise/body builder nuts




You may be right, but living with this kind of demeanor only does you so well until you come across the bigger fish.


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
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Holy shit, I'm taller than you.

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
Prisoner#1 said:
I'm short (5'6") and fairly muscular, I'm stronger than most people, never
worked out though, it's all real work muscle. being small i've always had
the attitude that I have the same engine as the big guys and there's no
way any of them would out do me... turns out I'm a ferrari, I'm stronger
than a lot of people much larger and a lot of those exercise/body builder nuts




You may be right, but living with this kind of demeanor only does you so well until you come across the bigger fish.



I wouldnt underestimate smaller guys. I wouldnt underestimate anyone who spends 5 days a week in the gym either though.

That is muscle that you cant get through everyday work.


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Mickalopagus]
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Excess muscle is more of a limitation than an advantage.
Strength means little in application, when it lacks technique.



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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
Prisoner#1 said:
I'm short (5'6") and fairly muscular, I'm stronger than most people, never
worked out though, it's all real work muscle. being small i've always had
the attitude that I have the same engine as the big guys and there's no
way any of them would out do me... turns out I'm a ferrari, I'm stronger
than a lot of people much larger and a lot of those exercise/body builder nuts




You may be right, but living with this kind of demeanor only does you so well until you come across the bigger fish.




I was talking about work and play, not fighting... you know, always try
and do your best, I take that pretty serious, I see friendly competition
as a good thing, the bigger fish may be faster, may be better, may work
harder but I'm not going to lay down and let someone show me up, I'm
giving the guy some competition...

as for fighting...  I abhor violence, I'm not angry and looking for shit,
I'm laid back and quite peaceful, when someone comes up and starts shit I
take it in stride and try to ignore the guy, if he insists then I try and
shrug it off and talk with the fellow, if he continues then he's telling
me that he's determined and I try to laugh it off, if he continues then
I'll provoke him with my rapier wit and let him take his swing, after
several attempts whether successful or not. if he's not managed to land
one that makes me want to stay on the ground and cry like a baby then I
have to assume that he's committed to what;s about to happen and I'm
going to unload... after all that, I have a case for self defense
regardless of how fucked up I leave the guy

I'm very unpleasant of someone pushes me to the point that I feel I have
to defend myself, I will tap dance on his eyebrows while he's on the
ground begging me to stop and I will eventually stop when enough people
manage to pull me off him or the twitching stops. if I happen to be the
one on the ground then so be it but in the mean time, my goal is to rip
out his pancreas and beat him stupid with it... but until that time, I'm a
really nice guy that will help you out any way he can, I'm a friend to a
stranger until they show me I cant be their friend

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Rabidbaboon said:
Prisoner#1 said:
I'm short (5'6") and fairly muscular, I'm stronger than most people, never
worked out though, it's all real work muscle. being small i've always had
the attitude that I have the same engine as the big guys and there's no
way any of them would out do me... turns out I'm a ferrari, I'm stronger
than a lot of people much larger and a lot of those exercise/body builder nuts




You may be right, but living with this kind of demeanor only does you so well until you come across the bigger fish.




I was talking about work and play, not fighting... you know, always try
and do your best, I take that pretty serious, I see friendly competition
as a good thing, the bigger fish may be faster, may be better, may work
harder but I'm not going to lay down and let someone show me up, I'm
giving the guy some competition...

as for fighting...  I abhor violence, I'm not angry and looking for shit,
I'm laid back and quite peaceful, when someone comes up and starts shit I
take it in stride and try to ignore the guy, if he insists then I try and
shrug it off and talk with the fellow, if he continues then he's telling
me that he's determined and I try to laugh it off, if he continues then
I'll provoke him with my rapier wit and let him take his swing, after
several attempts whether successful or not. if he's not managed to land
one that makes me want to stay on the ground and cry like a baby then I
have to assume that he's committed to what;s about to happen and I'm
going to unload... after all that, I have a case for self defense
regardless of how fucked up I leave the guy

I'm very unpleasant of someone pushes me to the point that I feel I have to defend myself, I will tap dance on his eyebrows while he's on the ground begging me to stop and I will eventually stop when enough people manage to pull me off him or the twitching stops. if I happen to be the one on the ground then so be it but in the mean time, my goal is to rip
out his pancreas and beat him stupid with it... but until that time, I'm a
really nice guy that will help you out any way he can, I'm a friend to a
stranger until they show me I cant be their friend



thats awesome lol


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
Excess muscle is more of a limitation than an advantage.
Strength means little in application, when it lacks technique.




sometimes, technique is ineffective

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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Prisoner#1 said:
Rabidbaboon said:
Excess muscle is more of a limitation than an advantage.
Strength means little in application, when it lacks technique.




sometimes, technique is ineffective



I would disagree, but our concepts of technique are probably varied.

Also, I misinterpreted your earlier post. I thought you were boasting an ego of dominance in all aspects of physical skill.

If there's one thing I've learned, it's to be humble.
Some people never learn it, even when Life is trying to force it into their head.


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: realfuzzhead]
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Octagonal tire knocker with lanyard.
That is all.

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
Prisoner#1 said:
Rabidbaboon said:
Excess muscle is more of a limitation than an advantage.
Strength means little in application, when it lacks technique.




sometimes, technique is ineffective



I would disagree, but our concepts of technique are probably varied.




technique requires several things to prevail, you need strength, stamina,
speed, perseverance, flexibility (other than limberness), determination
and reflex

I've tangled with a 2nd dan Tae Kwan Do black belt, he was quite
accomplished, had a room with hundreds of trophies and entered countless
competitions, the fight was over his GF who claimed I slept with her when
in actuality she was a nasty skank that smelled like a rotting corpse,
dude had a thing for ugly women... he and 4 other including a long time
friend ambushed me, he was kind enough to face off one on one. the guy had
style and threw a series of punches and a couple of kicks including some
retarded flying reverse roundhouse shit that all landed but all he had was
the flash because not a single one actually landed with any force. this is
a guy that had been training for years.

same flashy karate kid was fucking with a half retarded fellow that used
to hang out with my friends and I that we affectionately called chicken
man, CM was a little over weight and while he'd been picked on a lot he'd
never been in a fight other than with his brother, any way Mr.Wonderful
pushed chicken man too far and ripped karate boy a new ass. sent him to
the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion, got himself a few dozen
stitches... chicken man had flexibility, he wasnt locked into to a single
fighting style, he didnt know to block the punches he just knew he needed
to beat this guy and that's where the determination was key. chicken man
took a few punches and when the fancy 'finisher' kick came was being
executed chicken man reacted and slammed the guy, jumped on his chest and
then did some dumb shit pro wrestling shit before slamming the guys head
into the sidewalk a few more times


technique wont win you shit other than a few competitions where technique
counts but drive can out do technique any day

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Prisoner#1]
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This is where I'm supposed to talk shit about Tae Kwon Do and Karate, but I'll restrain myself. :lol:

I have to disagree that drive can outdo technique. Someone who trains to react, and practice whatever collection of moves till it becomes second nature over a long period of time is going to have an advantage. Especially when practicing applying the techniques on a person who is attempting the same. In today's society, most people don't train enough to truly apply the martial art they've trained in.

And I'm not even talking about tournament fights.


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Pscientist]
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Pscientist said:
camera guy has probably dealt with those douche bags and hates them, thats why he is happy to see it,


I learned something today, Ill always drive around with a baseball bat :vaped: How could I pass up on such an opportunity as that, or maybe even an oversized wrench



my father always said to bring a glove and ball too.  then the cops cant say shit if its in yer car and you get stopped...


"why ya got a bat, son?"  "sorry officer i was just BASHING SKULLS, HERPADERP!"


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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
I've tangled with a 2nd dan Tae Kwan Do black belt, he was quite
accomplished, had a room with hundreds of trophies and entered countless
competitions, the fight was over his GF who claimed I slept with her when
in actuality she was a nasty skank that smelled like a rotting corpse,
dude had a thing for ugly women... he and 4 other including a long time
friend ambushed me, he was kind enough to face off one on one. the guy had
style and threw a series of punches and a couple of kicks including some
retarded flying reverse roundhouse shit that all landed but all he had was
the flash because not a single one actually landed with any force. this is
a guy that had been training for years.




What was the outcome of this situation? Howd the fight turn out? Did he ever find out the truth about his chick? Or your longterm friend for that matter?


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: 5 drunk guys vs. one baseball bat holy fuck [Re: Mickalopagus]
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should have curb stomped those retards


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