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KingOftheThing
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i got so drunk last night
#5828316 - 07/06/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i peed my bed and on my ex gf's leg. haha, sucks for her. i drank about 6-7 kettle one and red bulls, then a couple jack & cokes, then a cup of jager bomb, topped off with a few coors light drafts. i was beyond obliterated
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trendal
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Well I've never managed to piss myself while drunk, so you've got one up on me now Kott!
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
#5828332 - 07/06/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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As for your ex....
I'm not really sure which would be worse: being pissed on...or being puked on. I've never experienced either one, so I don't have any first-hand accounts to make a decision.
On the other hand, one of my friends once puked on his gf right when they were getting ready to fuck. Judging by her reaction...I don't think it's too fun
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RandalFlagg
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Jager. Is this the girl that was all possessive about you and gave you a forceful blowjob in your car?
I got drunk off of gin and "Anchor Steam" beer (good shit) a few nights ago. I recently bought a bunch of booze for my home bar. My bottle of Dewar's "Special Reserve" scotch and my bottle of Remy Martin V.S.O.P. cognac are both gone. I'm becoming an alcoholic and I am definately a nitrous oxide addict. I just don't fucking care. Life sucks and I need to forget about reality. I'm going out "Leaving Las Vegas" style.
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Spooge
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I'm with you. Me and two buddies went to a posh restaurant to look over some paperwork and whatnot and ended up drinking 5 pitchers of beer. Then went to a local watering hole, shot some pool and had 3-4 more pitchers of beer(after the 1st, one buddy went home). So after that, me and buddy dan ended up downtown at a bar where I had a ridiculous amount of rye/cokes....totally lost count. I finish one on average every 5-7 minutes and was there almost 2-3 hours.
I was hammered that's for sure.
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KingOftheThing
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5828347 - 07/06/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah its the same chick...i dont understand why she is so obsseded with goofy looking giant like myself...but i can get this chick to do whatever i want whenever. sooo when i needed picked up from the bar at 2:30 she got out of bed to come get me
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
#5828348 - 07/06/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once I was at a friends house, his brothers chick was on the vodka and couldn't handle it. We put here in the spare room and left her to sleep it off.
Few hours later (4am) my mate comes running in (i was asleep on the floor downstairs on my own) and says come look at this. So i approach the door and get a whiff of something cooking.
So i knock and go in an turns out she shit everywhere. It was fucking disguising, but oh so funny.
We made her shower 3 times and clean up her shit in the morning.
-------------------- Ecstacy got me standing next to you Getting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to you We just met But I think I'm in love with you But you're on it too So you tell me you love me too Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?"
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
KingOftheThing said: yeah its the same chick...i dont understand why she is so obsseded with goofy looking giant like myself...but i can get this chick to do whatever i want whenever. sooo when i needed picked up from the bar at 2:30 she got out of bed to come get me
If you're in the mood you should do a funny experiment; actually make it seem like you like her. I guarantee you that she will be all enthused for a week and then she'll get completely bored and/or sick of you. Psycho/fickle girls (and from your posts this girl sounds like she is both) are like that. They always want what they can't have and they tire of what they do have.
Can you tell I'm bitter? Fuck it! I'm drinking right now and I'm about to whip out the Tanguray. Goodbye brain cells.
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KingOftheThing
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5828383 - 07/06/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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care to Tanqueray?
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trendal
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5828396 - 07/06/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck it! I'm drinking right now and I'm about to whip out the Tanguray.
That makes two of us! 
Well...minus the Tanguray...

Cheers eh!
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RandalFlagg
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
#5828401 - 07/06/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Christ...after re-reading my last post I really think that I need a therapist.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
#5828439 - 07/06/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said: Fuck it! I'm drinking right now and I'm about to whip out the Tanguray.
That makes two of us! 
Well...minus the Tanguray...

Cheers eh!

Great pic there Tren :P
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5828441 - 07/06/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha I love you guys...
I thought you weren't going to tell anyone about pissing yourself? pissing on the ex was just too good to pass up eh?
Randal, drinking in moderation doesn't make you an alchy...drunk dial later?
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drtyfrnk
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btw KoTT, Great story about pissing on your ex-gf's leg and in your bed!
Drunk people, come out of the wood work, drtyfrnk needs a good laugh!
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trendal
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5828449 - 07/06/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha thanks man 
Hey what are you up to tonight drtyfrnk? Want to get together for a bowl? I've got a nice pile of kiff with your name on it
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drtyfrnk
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5828455 - 07/06/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ah damn it!
I'm heading to Kel's friends house and we are gonna be ingesting some special friends (mushies) tonight so I'll have to pass, but thanks for the offer Tren

Yeah, first time with them too, wish me luck!
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5828459 - 07/06/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aw fuckin right man!!! If those are as good as I hear they are, you're gonna have a blast!!
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: Gillette]
#5828462 - 07/06/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gillette said: Randal, drinking in moderation doesn't make you an alchy...drunk dial later?
Feel free to give me a call and listen to me slur my words. 
Moderation? What's that?

My breath smells like pine trees now.
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5828466 - 07/06/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Last night, no matter how much alcohol I drank, I couldn't get drunk.
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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5828467 - 07/06/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My breath smells like pine trees now.
Is that an improvement??
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