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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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i got so drunk last night
    #5828316 - 07/06/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i peed my bed and on my ex gf's leg. haha, sucks for her. i drank about 6-7 kettle one and red bulls, then a couple jack & cokes, then a cup of jager bomb, topped off with a few coors light drafts. i was beyond obliterated


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5828325 - 07/06/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2:

Well I've never managed to piss myself while drunk, so you've got one up on me now Kott! :lol:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
    #5828332 - 07/06/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

As for your ex....

I'm not really sure which would be worse: being pissed on...or being puked on. I've never experienced either one, so I don't have any first-hand accounts to make a decision.

On the other hand, one of my friends once puked on his gf right when they were getting ready to fuck. Judging by her reaction...I don't think it's too fun :smirk:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5828338 - 07/06/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Jager.  :puke:  Is this the girl that was all possessive about you and gave you a forceful blowjob in your car?

I got drunk off of gin and "Anchor Steam" beer (good shit) a few nights ago.  I recently bought a bunch of booze for my home bar.  My bottle of Dewar's "Special Reserve" scotch and my bottle of Remy Martin V.S.O.P. cognac are both gone.  I'm becoming an alcoholic and I am definately a nitrous oxide addict.  I just don't fucking care.  Life sucks and I need to forget about reality.  I'm going out "Leaving Las Vegas" style.  :cool:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5828340 - 07/06/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'm with you. Me and two buddies went to a posh restaurant to look over some paperwork and whatnot and ended up drinking 5 pitchers of beer. Then went to a local watering hole, shot some pool and had 3-4 more pitchers of beer(after the 1st, one buddy went home). So after that, me and buddy dan ended up downtown at a bar where I had a ridiculous amount of rye/cokes....totally lost count. I finish one on average every 5-7 minutes and was there almost 2-3 hours.

I was hammered that's for sure.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828347 - 07/06/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yeah its the same chick...i dont understand why she is so obsseded with goofy looking giant like myself...but i can get this chick to do whatever i want whenever. sooo when i needed picked up from the bar at 2:30 she got out of bed to come get me


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
    #5828348 - 07/06/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Once I was at a friends house, his brothers chick was on the vodka and couldn't handle it. We put here in the spare room and left her to sleep it off.

Few hours later (4am) my mate comes running in (i was asleep on the floor downstairs on my own) and says come look at this. So i approach the door and get a whiff of something cooking.

So i knock and go in an turns out she shit everywhere. It was fucking disguising, but oh so funny.

We made her shower 3 times and clean up her shit in the morning.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5828364 - 07/06/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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yeah its the same chick...i dont understand why she is so obsseded with goofy looking giant like myself...but i can get this chick to do whatever i want whenever. sooo when i needed picked up from the bar at 2:30 she got out of bed to come get me




If you're in the mood you should do a funny experiment; actually make it seem like you like her. I guarantee you that she will be all enthused for a week and then she'll get completely bored and/or sick of you. Psycho/fickle girls (and from your posts this girl sounds like she is both) are like that. They always want what they can't have and they tire of what they do have.

Can you tell I'm bitter? Fuck it! I'm drinking right now and I'm about to whip out the Tanguray. Goodbye brain cells.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828383 - 07/06/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)


care to Tanqueray?


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828396 - 07/06/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck it! I'm drinking right now and I'm about to whip out the Tanguray.

That makes two of us! :laugh:

Well...minus the Tanguray...



Cheers eh! :laugh:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
    #5828401 - 07/06/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Christ...after re-reading my last post I really think that I need a therapist.  :lol:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
    #5828439 - 07/06/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Fuck it! I'm drinking right now and I'm about to whip out the Tanguray.

That makes two of us! :laugh:

Well...minus the Tanguray...



Cheers eh! :laugh:




:rotfl:

Great pic there Tren :P


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828441 - 07/06/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha I love you guys...

I thought you weren't going to tell anyone about pissing yourself? pissing on the ex was just too good to pass up eh?

Randal, drinking in moderation doesn't make you an alchy...drunk dial later?


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5828447 - 07/06/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

btw KoTT, Great story about pissing on your ex-gf's leg and in your bed!

Drunk people, come out of the wood work, drtyfrnk needs a good laugh!


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5828449 - 07/06/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Haha thanks man :smirk:

Hey what are you up to tonight drtyfrnk? Want to get together for a bowl? I've got a nice pile of kiff with your name on it :wink:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5828455 - 07/06/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ah damn it!

I'm heading to Kel's friends house and we are gonna be ingesting some special friends (mushies) tonight so I'll have to pass, but thanks for the offer Tren

:evil:

Yeah, first time with them too, wish me luck!


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5828459 - 07/06/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Aw fuckin right man!!! If those are as good as I hear they are, you're gonna have a blast!! :laugh:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: Gillette]
    #5828462 - 07/06/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Randal, drinking in moderation doesn't make you an alchy...drunk dial later?




Feel free to give me a call and listen to me slur my words.  :grin:

Moderation?  What's that?




My breath smells like pine trees now.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828466 - 07/06/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Last night, no matter how much alcohol I drank, I couldn't get drunk. :mad:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828467 - 07/06/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

My breath smells like pine trees now.

Is that an improvement?? :wink:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5828469 - 07/06/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Last night, no matter how much alcohol I drank, I couldn't get drunk. :mad:




I would have cried after my 10th beer or so :frown:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828471 - 07/06/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5828472 - 07/06/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)



Cheers! What are you drinking there, Trendal?


Edited by RandalFlagg (07/06/06 05:27 PM)


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828475 - 07/06/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

pm me your number....


your not drinking that straight from the bottle are you?


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #5828476 - 07/06/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Once I was at a friends house, his brothers chick was on the vodka and couldn't handle it. We put here in the spare room and left her to sleep it off.

Few hours later (4am) my mate comes running in (i was asleep on the floor downstairs on my own) and says come look at this. So i approach the door and get a whiff of something cooking.

So i knock and go in an turns out she shit everywhere. It was fucking disguising, but oh so funny.

We made her shower 3 times and clean up her shit in the morning.





Bring back any memories?


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828480 - 07/06/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Cheers!  What are you drinking there, Trendal?




Looks like he's drinking a moosehead.

Yeah, we have some crazy canuck beers up here  :grin:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5828482 - 07/06/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5828484 - 07/06/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I'm trying to lay off the alcohol right now. I've been drinking too much lately.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
    #5828486 - 07/06/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Last night, no matter how much alcohol I drank, I couldn't get drunk. :mad:




I would have cried after my 10th beer or so :frown:




I managed to retain my billiards skills while the rest of the crew sank into discombobulation, that was the only plus.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: Gillette]
    #5828488 - 07/06/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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your not drinking that straight from the bottle are you?




No comment.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: d33p]
    #5828489 - 07/06/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That might be the nastiest picture ever :yesnod:  Worse than tubgirl even


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828491 - 07/06/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828494 - 07/06/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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your not drinking that straight from the bottle are you?




No comment.




*shudders*


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828495 - 07/06/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Cheers! What are you drinking there, Trendal?

It's called Moosehead. One of my fav!



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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: trendal]
    #5828501 - 07/06/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Cheers! What are you drinking there, Trendal?

It's called Moosehead. One of my fav!




Cool. If I come up to Beerfest (90% chance I will) then I will have to try it. I've been really into Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Anchor Steam lately. I'm a micro-brew snob.


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Re: i got so drunk last night [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5828503 - 07/06/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sierra Nevada :rockon:

I'm a Magic Hat man meself though.


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