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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
moths

release moths in their home

in 5 to 7 years their wardrobe will be tattered in pieces and revenge will be yours


I appreciate your sense of humor. You can purchase 5,000 house-fly pupae for about $15

I speak from experience. 5,000 - 10,000 houseflies will, at the least, provide therapeutic relief.

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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: HamHead] * 2
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You should go over to the house owner of that dog, in the late night, go over there and drop you pants and shit on his doorstep.  :awesomenod:


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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: Nifflerz]
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Niffla said:
moths

release moths in their home

in 5 to 7 years their wardrobe will be tattered in pieces and revenge will be yours


Niffla said:
grati said:
Man, my neighbors dogs attack me every time I come home at night. There are very few lights in my street and it's very annoying. I hate fucking dogs.


fleas

release fleas on it and he'll be itchy

and then revenge will be yours


Whoa, calm down there satan.


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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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ReposadoXochipilli said:
HamHead said:
but I'm not blaming him, it's his caretaker or family member who lives with him that I'm pointing my finger at.


why not speak to him about it rather then escalating the situation? doesn't seem like you are doing this other than to be a prick to someone weaker than yourself.


Sure, if he were the only person living there, but his caretaker takes care, hur hur, of the dog, whether he is the owner or not. I get that he can't move around much, but that doesn't give the caretaker the right not to give a shit where the dog shits.

I decided not to drop it on the doorstep but rather just dumping it off in their yard.

And I don't think these neighbors are smart, at least not enough to feed their dog properly, it's shit looks like death, black and leathery.

But who am I to judge intelligence?

No one.


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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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ReposadoXochipilli said:
ichugwindex said:
grati said:
I throw kicks at them :lol: I can't stand dogs, they only bark and shit. Nothing intelligent about them really.





well trained dog > grati intelligence


says a guy posting from his mom's basement


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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: grati]
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grati said:
Man, my neighbors dogs attack me every time I come home at night. There are very few lights in my street and it's very annoying. I hate fucking dogs.


That sound shitty as fuck.


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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: Firstttimer]
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:laugh2:


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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: HamHead]
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You should still try and talk to them before starting to throw shit around.

Perhaps you will even get an apology


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Re: Caught my neighbors dog shitting in my yard [Re: grati]
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grati said:
Northerner said:
Pepper spray, dogs that bite should be locked up. You shouldn't have to deal with that shit bro! :crankey:


I throw kicks at them :lol: I can't stand dogs, they only bark and shit. Nothing intelligent about them really.


dogs are smart people are retarded I bet any dog could be smart with the right owner most people now a days cant be held responsible for their own actions let along pets I say kick the owner since this is a reoccurring thing.


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