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strangest place where you took a shit * 5
    #19858448 -

for me it was this one time when i was a kid me and my friends went over to my neibors house at night and went through there trash and found some family pictures i took a shit on there sons face
(i didnt like him thought he was a duesch ) and then put the picture in there driveway

and also when i was a kid my friend (friend is a girl ) every week started taking a shit behind the toilet in the girls locker room and alll the girls said it smelt like vagina in there i thought so too (im not a girl i just happened to be in there) and it become this huge pile of shit probably 2 feet off the ground they found it and know one ever knew who did it except me


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: crocklet]
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hahahahaha

I took a shit in a forest at a community I was staying at, it was seriously the biggest shit I've ever seen.

Other than that, in high school I pissed in my friends bag.

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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: Jufin]
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I took a shit under a bridge once, it was great


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: crocklet]
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If it wasn't for security cameras I would like to take
a shit in an elevator at city hall at 8 am on a monday. :grin:

Can you see the suits walking in a rush to get
to their floor for 9 am and walking into that? :rofl:

:aweohyou:

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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: spore baby]
    #19861707 -

Neighbors yard on a dare. Not so exciting as OPs story though lmfao


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: StellaMagnolia]
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i took a shit in the nordstroms dressing room and i dragged my ass across the floor like my pet chihuahua used to do on the carpet when i was a kid...

i only did it cause i knew who had to clean it up.
(you wouldnt like him either)

also at the time i was cooking in the nordstroms bistro. man...i remember laughing the entire morning and afternoon with my friend about what i was going to do.

i made sure and consumed as much crab bisque as humanly possible while taking whacks of cocaine the entire morning. that miami blow was fire.

ahh.. to be young again.

Edited by AnotherDream (04/17/14 09:26 PM)

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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: AnotherDream]
    #19861774 -

I fully sharted myself in a college lecture... I don't know if that counts.


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: Northerner] * 3
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Northerner said:
I fully sharted myself in a college lecture... I don't know if that counts.


i sharted once at my girlfriends great grandmothers house.
i didnt know what to do with the underwear so i flushed it and they had to call a plumber.

:doublefacepalm:

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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: AnotherDream] * 2
    #19861952 -

waaahahhahah! that's pretty funny man.

Another time I ate some food that had had blood drip on it (stupid cocksucker housemate kept putting meat on the top shelf), got such a wicked dose of food poisoning. Went to get a coffee (illness hadn't really started) wearing just a towel. Suddenly had the urge to puke, stepped out the front door and the fresh air just tipped me over. I started power chundering everywhere. At the same time my ass decided to get in on the action. I was beyond help. My towel had fallen off and I'm power sharting outta my ass and puking everywhere at the same time. Right then my sister rocks up at my house with her boyfriend. I could hardly talk, let alone explain wtf was going on and why I was out the front of my house naked, on my hands an knees, with all this nasty muck all around me.  :facepalm:


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: crocklet]
    #19861960 -

Venice beach at night, tripping hard on acid.


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: Sham87]
    #19862008 -

Myrtle beach asleep in my tent in my pants...I was young


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: Sham87]
    #19862020 -

Lol on a well known trail to a beach, i had no choice.

picked the toilet paper off one of the trees.

oh and also at a park on another trail..

my gf at the time told me to LoL

then later examined it, feel like she had a fetish of some sorts looking back. she had to see it, there was no saying no hehe


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: Endure]
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Endure said:
Lol on a well known trail to a beach, i had no choice.

picked the toilet paper off one of the trees.

oh and also at a park on another trail..

my gf at the time told me to LoL

then later examined it, feel like she had a fetish of some sorts looking back. she had to see it, there was no saying no hehe


       


girlfriend stuck her finger in your turd hot


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: crocklet] * 1
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I like to live on the edge. I enjoy the sensation of mixing the threat of death with the sky bomb by standing on the very edge of the largest cliff around with my back to the drop off and squat, sometimes dropping the turd hundreds or thousands of feet below. This should be a new sport and we should have famous place names for the longest and greatest sky bombs ever accomplished.

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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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hell yeah, there should be a guinness world record entry for it.


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: Northerner]
    #19862319 -

right behind a bank
in a trail in the woods on a bench
school/public restroom toilets and floors
took a shit on newspapers and lit them on fire behind an apartment complex


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: At My Peak] * 1
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I'd like to inspire people to sneak onto country club golf courses when they have bad diarrhea and fill the holes up. Chug a bunch of whatever and release into the next hole. rinse/repeat. I wanna hear about this in the news! i can imagine the horror of the first early morning golfer who loses his ball into the sludge and innocently fishes it out to discover his hand covered in someone else's slop.

even a cherry on top of a chocolate ice cream cone would be pretty funny, especially if the ball was pink.

Edited by passifloracaerulea (04/17/14 11:10 PM)

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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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the strangest places for me are always public restrooms, i try to avoid them as much as possible when i have to take a sheet.

i would love to take a sheet though at the top of a high mountain cliff over looking the horizon. it's in my bucket list, no pun intended.


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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: zZZz]
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In a park while I was drinking with a bunch of people. Then a chick took a picture and put it on her instagram. :facepalm:

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Re: strangest place where you took a shit [Re: Andyy]
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Off a massive cliff

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