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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
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the tool thing lllyabo posted..  ad was meant to be and, whoops typo.


that's a perty askewed pink panther! :lol:  the face and color is all wrong man!



sorry for the big image it's the only good one I could find..



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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: the mad machinest]
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It's from Mexico...whatddya expect? :crankey:  :lol:

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
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Also, look at its arm and the toilet. Somejuan fucked up. :rimshot:

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
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:lolocaust:  somejuan:lolsy:



hahah hey that jut makes it unique!! wtf is wrong with that arm though? :lol: is it wipe ing it's ass?


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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: the mad machinest]
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It's curled backwards as if it's trying to flush the toilet, but that part of the toilet is all messed up, too.

I just don't know...:confused:

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong] * 1
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shLong said:
Also, look at its arm and the toilet. Somejuan fucked up. :rimshot:


This thread just keeps giving.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong] * 1
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:yeahthatsfunny: Definitely an interesting thread never have I questioned the quality of my stream of urine. Mine spirals pretty good so that's reassuring.

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: brokentv]
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Like a motorized windmill..


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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: the mad machinest]
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the mad machinest said:
what if the asparagus come from this garden:datass:




Good lord, I had no idea that's where aspargus cums from. I'm glad I always cut off the ends before cooking.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (03/05/14 02:45 PM)

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: the mad machinest] * 1
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the mad machinest said:
what if the asparagus come from this garden:datass:






:wizard:
Jufin said:
Hang on, did you just quote something before he actually posted it?





wow shlong bravo on yet another seemingly mediocre titled thread that spiraled :datass: out of fucking control into something :brilliant: bravo good sir bravo. Also your bathroom is nuts. Hows the rest of the pad look?


"Next on at home with Shlong Stewart..."



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"Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West

"If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth




Edited by Rewindicus (03/05/14 02:56 PM)

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: Rewindicus]
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Shlong really knows how to tap into the mind of your average male homo sapien.

shLong said:
Totally no homo...
We'll meet at my mom's house. She's cleaned up after plenty of my sword fights before.  (true story)


I'm imagining the phone call. Imagine with me in a thick Wisconsin accent:

"Ohh, OK hon... Soooo, ya gonna have the boys over tommoorow night? Oooh Kay. Yah. I'll get the tarp oot for ya. OK. Yah. I doon't know why you guys can't aim those things better. OK. Nite shlongy"


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

Edited by koods (03/05/14 03:23 PM)

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: koods]
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That is so fucking far from the truth I cannot even fucking believe it. :crankey:
IDK how, but we got branded as having some soft of Dakota/Canadian accent or some shit, but no!, the only thing people notice us saying weird is in fact the word "Wisconsin"...
They claim we say it Wis CAN sin....
You know what? If Wisconsinites say the name of their state as such, then gosh-diddy-darnit, that's the way the rest of the US should pronounce it.
:kingcrankey:

FUCK!




Really though, we don't have accents. :smile:

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: Rewindicus]
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Rewindicus said:
the mad machinest said:
what if the asparagus come from this garden:datass:






:wizard:
Jufin said:
Hang on, did you just quote something before he actually posted it?





wow shlong bravo on yet another seemingly mediocre titled thread that spiraled :datass: out of fucking control into something :brilliant: bravo good sir bravo. Also your bathroom is nuts. Hows the rest of the pad look?


"Next on at home with Shlong Stewart..."




There's a lot of mushrooms. Katie has since put her touches on my pad to spruce up the more boring aspects of it.
The throneroom is my pride, however. Thank you for noticing it! :wink:

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
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shLong said:
That is so fucking far from the truth I cannot even fucking believe it. :crankey:
IDK how, but we got branded as having some soft of Dakota/Canadian accent or some shit, but no!, the only thing people notice us saying weird is in fact the word "Wisconsin"...
They claim we say it Wis CAN sin....
You know what? If Wisconsinites say the name of their state as such, then gosh-diddy-darnit, that's the way the rest of the US should pronounce it.
:kingcrankey:

FUCK!




Really though, we don't have accents. :smile:




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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: koods]
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Seth MacFarlane is from Boston..He's one to talk :rolleyes:

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
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Oh come on, I bet your mom says "tarp" funny.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
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Yes, this happens.

I wouldn't necessarily call it a "helix" shape.

The reason this happens is because the shape of the opening of the urethra is a slender, skinny long thing.

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: occollegeboi]
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Once it leaves the slender long skinny tube, there is no force that can make it continue to spiral. If it were actually spiraling  the liquid would fly off at a tangent.

Maybe... :strokebeard: surface tension plays a role here.

Edited by koods (03/05/14 04:29 PM)

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: occollegeboi]
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occollegeboi said:
Yes, this happens.

I wouldn't necessarily call it a "helix" shape.

The reason this happens is because the shape of the opening of the urethra is a slender, skinny long thing.


Huh?
Oh.. Yeah.. That was our original topic.

Koods, I'm so fucking tempted to give you my number and have you call me and we can squash this Wisconsin rumors you're harboring.


Rewindicus... As for your comment about threads taking off, I've noticed a few things about Shroomery threads and their success or failures...
For one, you start a topic, doesn'teven rreally matter what it's about really, but if you're able to get all Bill Nye on their ass and make it something they can try at home, I find people will respond to that... One way or another.
Also, don't start with pics. Get the topic rolling, get some discussion flowing, wait for it to subside a tad, then BAM! add pics, (note that in the thread title, too, for maximum results), and let round 2 begin.
Then you gotta get a new subject within the subject going, like Inception, only with a bunch of drug users instead of Leo and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Ding Ding Ding, round 3.
Next thing you know you're not even sure how the subject you're on is being discussed, but wouldn't ya know it, a thread about Muhammad Ali is now about squid and octopuses...  :shrug:
The nature of the beast I guess.

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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
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Octopi


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NotSheekle said
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