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shLong
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Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? (now with pics)
#19652281 - 03/04/14 09:00 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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I'm sure I could Google it and find an answer whether or not I'm a medical anomaly or find the reason why, but I felt like starting a topic about it.
My piss comes out of my dick in a spiral /helix. Does yours? I can take a picture of it next time I have to piss to show you if that's needed here. I'm wondering, is this normal? Do ALL guys have this happen? Why does this happen? Again, I don't wanna Google it because I'd rather discuss it on here. Discuss intelligently....
Edited by shLong (03/04/14 09:57 PM)
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Epistrophy
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
#19652290 - 03/04/14 09:02 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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...is it bad that I really want to see a pic of this?
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the mad machinest
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong] 1
#19652297 - 03/04/14 09:02 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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I helix piss too!
I think it has somthing to do with he shape of our piss tube
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong] 1
#19652298 - 03/04/14 09:02 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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That sounds kind of bizarre. I think mine is more of a fine stream that widens into a broad spray near the maximum distance of urinary propulsion. A helix shape would certainly be novel, definitely would liven up my more tedious pees.
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shLong
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: Epistrophy]
#19652304 - 03/04/14 09:03 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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Acidhead, Probably not, but I just shit (and I'm a pissing shitter).. So it'll be a minute before I can conjoir up a good one.
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shLong
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Quote:
the mad machinest said: I helix piss too!
I think it has somthing to do with he shape of our piss tube
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NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: Epistrophy]
#19652316 - 03/04/14 09:05 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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acidhead420 said: ...is it bad that I really want to see a pic of this?
We're dudes, dude. Talking about our dicks and piss and poop is part of our nature. Which reminds me of a colossal shit that I took a couple of months ago. I even managed to post pictures of it in the pub.
Still got those, somewhere.
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the mad machinest
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I bet you won't post them colossal shit pics again!
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: the mad machinest] 2
#19652330 - 03/04/14 09:07 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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Grow the fuck up.. We're discussing my piss, not his shit
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: the mad machinest] 1
#19652337 - 03/04/14 09:07 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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*****warning: graphic picture of poop*****
As you can see, it is one solid piece. The ends are nicely tapered and I'd estimate it was a solid 9" in length. The toilet paper is there for scale, not because I had to wipe my ass. It was one of those remarkably clean shits where no after-shit is left residing.
All in all, I'd say it was definitely one of my pinnacle poops.
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shLong
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Your shit sucks, brah
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong] 1
#19652349 - 03/04/14 09:09 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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The hell, man? You might as well be insulting someone's baby. I gave birth to that thing, dude.
I'm not judging you for your spiral pee, don't judge me for my leviathan shit.
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the mad machinest
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shLong said: Grow the fuck up.. We're discussing my piss, not his shit
I promise after this post I will stay on the topic of your piss an not sVs' shitzQuote:
sVs said: *****warning graphic picture of poop*****
As you can see, it is one solid piece. The ends are nicely tapered and I'd estimate it was a solid 9" in length. The toilet paper is there for scale, not because I had to wipe my ass. It was one of those remarkably clean shits where no after-shit is left residing.
All in all, I'd say it was definitely one of my pinnacle poops.
+5 to you sir
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
#19652359 - 03/04/14 09:10 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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Funny story.. My brother in law told a lovely story about an epic shit once. He claimed the shit to be in the water and on the seat at the same time As if the gentleman was half way there and decided to just walk away from that beast, leaving it rest upon the seat and still be in the bowl. That would've been picture worthy, imo
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
#19652375 - 03/04/14 09:14 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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I am feeling a peeeeee commin on
:picsoritdidnthappen: shall be obeyed!
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shLong
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We'll compare how many rotations our urine does before it enters stream. I believe I'm a double twirler
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
#19652386 - 03/04/14 09:16 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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well mine kinda has a 6" stream and them turns into a Mabye 30deg helix for 2-5 spirals and then begins to dissipate into a stream of sorts at random..
I'm goin to get moar beer, I'll be back with pics in a few
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shLong
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I just tried to piss again There was too much pressure. I had my phone ready to shoot. Stagefright... I'll get it worked out in time.. Don't fret
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sVs said: *****warning: graphic picture of poop*****
As you can see, it is one solid piece. The ends are nicely tapered and I'd estimate it was a solid 9" in length. The toilet paper is there for scale, not because I had to wipe my ass. It was one of those remarkably clean shits where no after-shit is left residing.
All in all, I'd say it was definitely one of my pinnacle poops.
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Re: Men... Does your urine spiral out of your dick? [Re: shLong]
#19652414 - 03/04/14 09:23 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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When I piss its like a spray bottle
Fffffft Fffffft Fffffft
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