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i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike
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So my buddy and I went to the bike skills park today.  They basically have ramps and walls and hills n shit.  Being that I have only ridden off road one time years ago, I chilled in the little ramps area.  As I was coming across the largest hill in the zone, I neglected to keep my pedals horizontal so one slightly caught on the ramp.  Distracted by my errant pedal, I leaned forward too late to keep the front wheel on the ground sending the bike basically vertical (i.e. facing straight down) shooting me forward along the dirt only to stop when my helmet slammed into the next hill.  Thank god I had my helmet on or I could have seriously fucked my head up.  Now, it looks like I got jacked in the face and my shoulder has a serious bruise.  Serious business.  :gethigh:  Sup with you shroomery?


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"plus they atually think jambands are good or sumthing, so they clearly know absolutely nothing about music, clearly lol" -Bassfreak

Edited by All We Perceive (08/19/12 07:10 PM)

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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: All We Perceive]
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Brag about how the other guy's in the hospital and you're lucky EMTs got there on time or you'd have manslaughter charges.

If anyone asks about the face, of course.

Good goin on the helmet, man, I see these epic fail youtube compilations and wonder how many issues people deal with after major wipeouts like these.

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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: Adden]
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O rly?

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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: Vincent10z]
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Gettin drunk, you're lucky!


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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: All We Perceive]
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Late night McDonald's last run with some friends after toking and some beers. This BBN working the drive thru noticed I was baked as shit so we hit it off laughing and smiling and shit. Of course, when we rolled up he was chanting random lines from today's ever so dead rap scene "Rick James, super freak, ya she got that wet wet that's a super leak" :thatsinteresting:. Luckily I have all young jeezy on my shit and realized like when he was almost finished with the order. Blasted that shit :soundsgoodman: and the nigga was cheesin so hard I rolled outta there like :goodluckwiththat:. Got home turns out dude was a straight OG and gave me the hookup. Like 5 of each sauce (20 piece chicken mcnugget meal) and he gave me 2 large fries instead of one medium with my meal.:bashful:

I definitely gotta go in there before I get back to school. Walk up there with a confidence I never had and hit that nigga up with a gangsta dap.


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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: Senortrippington]
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nothing like bashing your head on some dirt. i did that once, and i had no helmet, so i smashed my head hilariously after i divebombed into a divot in the ground from going like 90 degrees (nearly) at full speed.

herp derp, that also ended up breaking my already busted enough bike into like... some sort of weird midget bike that's as low to the ground as a tricycle.

and it still works too.

(plus, it was after a friend had a attempted the same stunt and crashed too. :facepalm: )

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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: akira_akuma]
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Mountain biking is so much more real now that you're in the mountains. :thumbup:


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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: Doc_T]
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that shit freaks me out. looks like a good challenge. i need a mountain bike though... but damn, i've seen some people do some just... ludicrous things on trails and it's completely fucked; what can i say? mountain biking people are slightly cuckoo.

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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
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I've had a few crazy crashes on my mountain bike.

Had my front tire wash out on my way down a 10 mile trail, flipped over the front of my bike and my body hit the berm on the edge of the trail. I still had one hand on my handlebars when I hit the berm, the momentum of the bike flipped me over and I flung the bike probably 30 feet off the side of the mountain.

Another time i was riding over a section of boulders, flipped over my bike, I thought for sure I was going to have a few broken bones but somehow I flew through the air over the boulders and smashed into the dirt shoulder first.

I ride a downhill race bike (GT i-drive race) so needless to say, I go fast. Going to sell it soon and buy a dh freeride bike, can't wait :evil:

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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: Doc_T]
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Not quite sure what you're getting at with that video.

Dystopia said:
Brag about how the other guy's in the hospital and you're lucky EMTs got there on time or you'd have manslaughter charges.

If anyone asks about the face, of course.

Good goin on the helmet, man, I see these epic fail youtube compilations and wonder how many issues people deal with after major wipeouts like these.


Haha, my old roommate must have told everyone I was going to kill him in my complex before he moved out because that seems to be what he thought.  :shrug:

Senortrippington said:
I definitely gotta go in there before I get back to school. Walk up there with a confidence I never had and hit that nigga up with a gangsta dap.



Hahahahah!  I totally saw one of those crazy handshakes the other day.  It had like 8 different parts to it.  I still wonder what it was for.  I want a badass handshake like that.

akira_akuma said:
that shit freaks me out. looks like a good challenge. i need a mountain bike though... but damn, i've seen some people do some just... ludicrous things on trails and it's completely fucked; what can i say? mountain biking people are slightly cuckoo.


Yeah.  For me, even going super fast down a slope is scary.  It's the experience of scariness that makes it fun.  :pipesmoke:


Doc_T said:
Mountain biking is so much more real now that you're in the mountains. :thumbup:


Yeah dude.  I love the outdoorsy nature of the state.  I was just talking to my pal in Florida who was bitching about the 0 breeze, 95 degree days with 100% humidity.  :lol: at him.  Why the fuck anyone would want to live in that is beyond me.


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Re: i wiped the fuck out on my mountain bike [Re: All We Perceive]
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Quote:
0 breeze, 95 degree days with 100% humidity.


Constant breeze, zero humidity. Feels good man.


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