Home | Community | Message Board

MagicBag Grow Bags
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2  [ show all ]
OfflineVisionsToReality
RIBBONS


Registered: 09/22/07
Posts: 1,083
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7645458 - 11/16/07 07:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
It's an ego thing. Every other explanation is bullshit. If you are at peace with yourself you don't need to fucking crush someone's hand.



Nah, not always. Some people could just be naturally strong.


--------------------
Life is one big road with lots of signs,
So when you're ridin' through the ruts,
Don't you complicate your mind.

Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy
Don't bury your thoughts,
Put your vision to reality, yeah!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/04/05
Posts: 7,152
Loc: Time and Space
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7645473 - 11/16/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Ya, I suppose. You have to admit though, usually it is to project superiority. I base this off of movies and grade school.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineVisionsToReality
RIBBONS


Registered: 09/22/07
Posts: 1,083
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7645481 - 11/16/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Movies and grade school, LOL. That LOL was not to offend by the way, just found it funny.

I'm sure some people do that. But either way, whenever I shake someone's hand from now on, I'll think "Cowabungaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"

...which will unfortunately make me shake even more firm, probably


--------------------
Life is one big road with lots of signs,
So when you're ridin' through the ruts,
Don't you complicate your mind.

Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy
Don't bury your thoughts,
Put your vision to reality, yeah!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEternalCowabunga
Being of Great Significance
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/04/05
Posts: 7,152
Loc: Time and Space
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: VisionsToReality]
    #7645508 - 11/16/07 07:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

That's awesome :lol:

Cowabungaaaaaaaaaa duuuuude

hmm.. the shroomery has a serious lack of donatello smileys


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
Registered: 01/31/03
Posts: 15,738
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7645558 - 11/16/07 07:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 45,414
Loc: Under the C
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7645593 - 11/16/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I hear what you are saying, but I cannot help myself.

(Photo of OG circa May 2007)



--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinehoopershroomer
Bonafide Oneironaut
Male User Gallery


Registered: 03/30/06
Posts: 1,704
Loc: WA
Last seen: 8 years, 2 months
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: Newbie]
    #7647463 - 11/17/07 12:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

disturbed i like your signature :lol:


--------------------
"Life lived in the absence of the psychedelic experience that primordial shamanism is based on is life trivialized, life denied, life enslaved to the ego."

"You teach the world how to treat you, by showing the world how you treat yourself."

A well developed sense of humor is far superior to any religion"

"Everything you could want and could be, you already have and are."

:peace: & :heart:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleApollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)
Female User Gallery

Registered: 03/15/07
Posts: 16,757
Loc: Festival of Deaths
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7647479 - 11/17/07 12:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

An overly strong handshake is the new beginning to the end of a 4 inch penis.


--------------------

"I'm looking at you looking at it"

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion



Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibledurban_poison
myco contractor

Registered: 09/19/01
Posts: 2,417
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7647863 - 11/17/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

when somebody squeezes my hand hard i always respond "thats a real handshake you have there, are you trying to compensate for something else?"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEgo Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea
 User Gallery


Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 10,447
Loc: The War Machine
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: durban_poison]
    #7648020 - 11/17/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

A strong handshake is usually a sign of being gay.

I know a few gay's that told me squeezing someones hand hard is a way of letting them know you want to squeeze their ass.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
f n o r d
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/08/04
Posts: 17,192
Re: overly strong handshakes [Re: Ego Death]
    #7648041 - 11/17/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I don't mind strong handshakes 'cause I got one like a vice if I so choose.

I do however, hate the fuckin' elbow grab. You shake my hand and grab my elbow with the other arm and I will make it my goal to fuse all of your finger bones into one.


--------------------
Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2  [ show all ]


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Trump pledges to 'strongly' consider concealed carry in schools
( 1 2 3 4 ... 17 18 )
musiclover420 3,699 342 03/05/18 09:49 AM
by trendal
* Firm or light handshake? Epigallo 1,162 19 12/08/08 01:26 PM
by wrestler_az
* Dudes who obsess over sports. Druginduced 1,348 9 12/08/03 10:00 PM
by Druginduced
* Wizard of Oz dubbed over with Pink Floyd album shwowsh 1,600 16 09/08/03 07:17 PM
by Little Shroom
* I could listen to this song over and over and over and over moorhsum 916 6 01/30/03 08:46 AM
by triptones
* LOSER! im going crazy over this brazilian model (CONT? liftedoff420 3,597 13 08/17/03 11:47 PM
by liftedoff420
* So I got screwed over again... Sombie 797 12 11/21/03 08:28 AM
by TheHateCamel
* My summer's almost over ... flatline 549 5 08/17/03 05:42 PM
by Hans_Moleman

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,871 topic views. 3 members, 35 guests and 71 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.