We're showing a special theme for the holiday! [ Keep it | Disable it ]
The Shroomery
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

MushroomMan Mycology
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds High THC Strains   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]
14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use
    #13072924 -

So to return to this great job I have I need to pass a drug test in 10 days, today is day 4 not smoking. I would have started earlier but I didnt plan on doing it legit. I am looking to pass this test without using the dilution method or cheating it because there is a lot more at risk than a job. If you seriousely don't think this is possible I guess I will have to invest in one of those drinks but I'm looking for some help on how to be 100% shore I pass this.
  Background info: 19 years old, I hit the gym everyday and am in great shape, and run 4 miles every 3 days or so. I have been smoking for the last 4 months daily 2-3 times a day. Last week it was just once a day, then I sold some and finished the bag. Was only mids because I can't be blazed while at this other job I am at. Think 14 days will clear all that up or should I do some other stuff. I do own some at home drug tests but I am unsure as to if these are as accurate as the labs. Thoughts and opinions are welcome, good looks

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13072936 -

It could also likely be between day 9-14. Any drinks recommended?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13072938 -

if you don't carry much fat weight then 14 days of running and working out should clean you pretty good

i'd say if you keep working out and drink a lot of water (both now and in prep for the test) you should be okay


--------------------
Weedmaster P knows the truth.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13072942 -

It's probably already out of your system...I smoke daily, all day daily and I can get it out of my system in 12 days without trying.


--------------------
Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: highdroponics]
    #13072963 -

2 days before your test don't exercise and EAT BIG

That means big macs all day

you'll release less metabolites since your body is in "fat storing mode"


--------------------
Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13072979 -

Or just use a synthetic piss kit :shrug: That's how I pass all my drug tests....


--------------------
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Nexius]
    #13072980 -

Nexius said:
2 days before your test don't exercise and EAT BIG

That means big macs all day

you'll release less metabolites since your body is in "fat storing mode"


I doubt that will work, when you are exercising you are burning fat, which is where the THC is stored. Your body is getting rid of the metabolites through the liver, I believe Jvells said that diluting urine wasn't an option, else this thread probably wouldn't have been made.

The exercise is good(I tend to have a little bit of java before exercising to combat the fatigue while exercising and it keeps me going too), water is also great with exercise. Drink fruit juices as well, such as cranberry juice. I tend to drink green tea while detoxing.


--------------------


BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH

A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Nexius]
    #13072981 -

Wow good to hear. Are those at home drug tests as accurate as lab tests?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #13072989 -

RipVanWinkle said:
Or just use a synthetic piss kit :shrug: That's how I pass all my drug tests....


There is a possibility of being tested with the person in the bathroom with you, which was the case for me.

And if you get caught, then what? That's not going to look good, it's going to make it look worse because you are still using and attempting to go around it.


--------------------


BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH

A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Moronicus]
    #13073003 -

Yeah but he said it was for a job, so as far as I know they can't legally watch him.  He can ask them to wait out side and they will have to.

Probation is different....


--------------------
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #13073014 -

Yeah probation tests test for everything.

You're either clean or you're not. I'd get a THC test and test yourself OP.


--------------------
Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #13073019 -

RipVanWinkle said:
Yeah but he said it was for a job, so as far as I know they can't legally watch him.  He can ask them to wait out side and they will have to.

Probation is different....


There are some places around here that stay in the same room while you piss, they just can't be looking at your junk while nature calls. I believe that's invasion of privacy.

They are just allowed to watch your movements from behind and I'm sure as hell you won't be relaxed enough to pull it off smoothly with synthetic piss the first time.

There's drug tests at Wal-mart from what I saw online. I wouldn't trust Wal-mart because I'm sure even if you were clean you'd still come up dirty. :ilold:


--------------------


BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH

A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #13073047 -

RipVanWinkle said:
Yeah but he said it was for a job, so as far as I know they can't legally watch him.  He can ask them to wait out side and they will have to.

Probation is different....


I'm on a different kind of probation, my officer is real chill and said it kind of like this "I'm going to give you 2 months to get your act together and you will get one test at the end of the two months, but I want you to beat this test legit". I would smoke before work and was tired
throughout the day but I was still productive hence my job wants me back. I kins of needed to organize it you could say. I learned to smoke only after work, drink coffee in the morning and I will keep it this way. My job is watching it because they don't want me if I'm on probation and said I can come back when I'm not. I know my boss outside of work...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13073113 -

Am I still good or no?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13073118 -

Jvells said:
RipVanWinkle said:
Yeah but he said it was for a job, so as far as I know they can't legally watch him.  He can ask them to wait out side and they will have to.

Probation is different....


I'm on a different kind of probation, my officer is real chill and said it kind of like this "I'm going to give you 2 months to get your act together and you will get one test at the end of the two months, but I want you to beat this test legit". I would smoke before work and was tired
throughout the day but I was still productive hence my job wants me back. I kins of needed to organize it you could say. I learned to smoke only after work, drink coffee in the morning and I will keep it this way. My job is watching it because they don't want me if I'm on probation and said I can come back when I'm not. I know my boss outside of work...


You're lucky. Well, I was too because when I was enrolling for the probation, I smoked some 'cocktail hash' out of a bong. I was in there so stoned that it would take me about a minute or so to respond. The guy knew and he just had a look on his face that was like :facepalm:

He gave me a month to get clean and I kept smoking. I tested dirty but he still let me go, even though I was supposed to be on grounds for immediate termination. :shrug:


--------------------


BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH

A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Moronicus]
    #13073638 -

So what do I do hah. Will I be clean by lab results?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13073845 -

Take 4 aspirin before the test and it will help you pass.

Don't believe me? Here's proof:

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml

(ctrl+f then search for aspirin) Good luck, from what it sounds like you'll be fine.


--------------------
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: Jvells]
    #13075208 -

if it's on the ninth day, i doubt you'll pass legitimately
it really depends, everybody's different (obviously)

i honestly think it was a late call and you're gonna have to cheat your way out


Moronicus said:
He gave me a month to get clean and I kept smoking.


why??


--------------------

ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: shadyy]
    #13075511 -

bwahah i've gotten clean over night or the test was teh fail. i read the letter they sent my boss and it said negative..

water and niacin.. didn't sleep all night with all the trips to the restroom though..

i just couldn't help it mang, i was just so nervous :frown:..


--------------------
the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: 14 days without smoking bud enough to rid it from your system? Daily use [Re: nopalero]
    #13077462 -

Alright I really can't do this, it's like my best friend just died..So how do I do this synthetic piss if somebody is watching me? I'm doing the dilution method I think actually. Just going to chug Gatorade all night and pop aspirin and take a multivitamin, I really hope that works....pray for me

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds High THC Strains   North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Another crazy idea to sneak drugs and beat the system? orizon 4,503 12 12/14/03 02:42 AM
by LikwidDrawp
* Program for getting rid of spyware? Delyrium 1,511 17 02/18/04 04:06 AM
by scott2004bc
* Post deleted by Anno
( 1 2 all )		 Anonymous 4,958 26 02/02/03 10:16 AM
by Revelation
* best smoking devise
( 1 2 all )		 notapillow 8,409 35 01/07/04 11:53 PM
by notapillow
* Why don't more people eat bud?
( 1 2 all )		 Adamist 5,655 20 07/02/03 06:03 PM
by Boppity604
* How much do y'all smoke? (not cancersticks)
( 1 2 3 all )		 Rambone 7,197 52 10/13/09 09:43 AM
by smoketheforest
* No more social smoking for me
( 1 2 3 all )		 LthirdSeyeD 6,418 40 01/21/06 01:14 AM
by Konnrade
* I got rid of some cavities myself! daba 6,501 13 04/30/04 09:19 PM
by Prisoner#1

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,427 topic views. 4 members, 202 guests and 181 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:
Happy Halloween from The Shroomery!

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.