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Good Strong Pee Envy
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So when I am in a public restroom sitting down to pee- yes, I sit down to pee- more on that in a minute...I always listen to what the other guys are doing.  I get really envious when the other dudes have a urine stream that sounds like it comes from a damn stallion.  Yes, I probably imagine that their penis is larger than mine.  But beyond that, I really hate having a weak little stream with lots of stops and starts.  Sometimes, I try to push it out with force but that really doesn't work or is very short lived.  It makes me wonder if I'm developing prostate problems.  Or, if I need some Flomax or something.  Basically, I feel biologically inferior when I hear a good strong urine stream.  Can anybody relate?

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Ha I piss on the porcelain area of a urinal in a public restroom for similar reasons

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The people whos sound like they are pissing like a horse probably have held it in for as long as possible before going since your in a public bathroom.  I notice I have a weak stream when I go when I only have ot "half piss" if that makes sense.  What I mean is when you know you have to piss but you could hold it for awhile if need be but you piss anyway to get it out of the way.  If I wait till I have to piss realy bad and feel like I cant hold it anymore then I have a realy strong piss stream that you speak of.  It has nothing to do with dick size :lol:

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Quote:
yes, I sit down to pee- more on that in a minute..


???

Quote:
It has nothing to do with dick size


It probably has something to do with urethral diameter

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. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Edited by Anonymous (06/20/20 11:46 PM)

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I sit down to pee because I pee in such fits and starts that it could get messy at a urinal.  I've put it away before, only to have it start leaking again.  SO, now I like to sit down and give myself a minute.

I'm also a bit bladder shy, I guess.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I'm also a bit bladder shy, I guess.




God yeah. I'll go to a urinal if I have to but otherwise much prefer cubicles - I prefer the privacy.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Some people pee in the water others don't. What annoys me is those people that stand back a foot or so and piss on the ground or they make some type of sexual noise while pissing.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #7]
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What annoys me is when some (drunk?) asshole has pissed all over the seat when I have to take a crap. I swear if I ever catch someone doing that I will smash their head right into that urine soaked toilet seat.

As for the weak stream, I have the same problem. It could be a few things, from enlarged prostrate to dehydration to the diameter of the urethra. You can always go to a doctor to have them check for an enlarged prostrate or to rule out any other medical conditions that could cause this.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I sit down to pee because I pee in such fits and starts that it could get messy at a urinal.


If this new, see a doctor. Could be fixable.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #3 said:
The people whos sound like they are pissing like a horse probably have held it in for as long as possible before going since your in a public bathroom.  I notice I have a weak stream when I go when I only have ot "half piss" if that makes sense.  What I mean is when you know you have to piss but you could hold it for awhile if need be but you piss anyway to get it out of the way.  If I wait till I have to piss realy bad and feel like I cant hold it anymore then I have a realy strong piss stream that you speak of.  It has nothing to do with dick size :lol:


:lol:

sorry, no, i horse piss everytime, for reasons you dont think matter :lmafo:






Anonymous #5 said:
I have a big thick dick, 8" long and 2" wide when erect and when I take a slash I sound like fairy, its just down urethra size which has nothing (or at least no much) to do with dick size - I have noticed even many azns have a more 'manly' sounding piss stream than me.

Get over it :shrug:



hmmm, urethra size is not directly linked to dick size. weird for you.^^




Anonymous #1 said:
I sit down to pee because I pee in such fits and starts that it could get messy at a urinal.  I've put it away before, only to have it start leaking again.  SO, now I like to sit down and give myself a minute.

I'm also a bit bladder shy, I guess.



dude, have you had some serious urinary infections?? or what??

sounds like you shit is fucked UP. i would consult webMD :yesnod:

if you got money go to a regular doctor, thats not normal.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Trust me you have a small dick if you are implying its huge  in SA

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Trust me you have a small dick if you are implying its huge  in SA


okay,

because you know,

cool.

:lol:


i could easily come back
with a comment about your jealousy
being motivation to post a comment like that.

but i wont.

instead, ill just say,
dont hate me
because i have a huge dick #3

just luck of the draw, and genetics.

its science.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #10]
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My dick is 10" long and 6" around, and my piss stream sounds like a shotgun.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i sit down when i pee
aint nothin that crazy bout me
just takin a wizz
mind your own bizz
whys everybody always starin at me?

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #12]
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After a 12 pack of beer your little winky troubles will be gone.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
My dick is 10" long and 6" around, and my piss stream sounds like a shotgun.


:hank:

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Trust me you have a small dick if you are implying its huge  in SA


okay,

because you know,

cool.

:lol:


i could easily come back
with a comment about your jealousy
being motivation to post a comment like that.

but i wont.

instead, ill just say,
dont hate me
because i have a huge dick #3

just luck of the draw, and genetics.

its science.


uh I wasnt even directly refering to you I just meant anyone who brags about dick size in anonymous or even on the internet in general is trying to get approval that the otherwise can't get in real life.  Oh and my dick is 6 inches and I do just fine with it so:urstupid:

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #3]
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No envy here, but I do have respect for a man who can hold his fluids, probably stemming from the cultural phenomenon of alcohol.

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Re: Good Strong Pee Envy [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I have a narruh urethruh :hank:


#1 that could be the issue actually.  also shy bladder.  shy bladder probably more than anything, it'll make shit clench up without you even knowing or being able to stop it.  i get the same shit, minus the whole sitting down to pee thing, but sometimes i'll piss and it's real crowded and only get like, 1/3 of it out, and have to piss as i'm walking out the fucking bathroom door..

the reason i say it's most likely a massively shy bladder?  i have none of those problems when i'm tanked.  when i'm drunk i'll piss anywhere, i don't give a fuck, and it's a mighty stream.  sometimes i'll even make "wwoooooooeeeehhhhoooohhhwwoooooo" noises as i play fireman with it.
no, really, i do that..  when I'm really, really fucking drunk..  that's when i cut myself off

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