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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Phanodude]
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oh, Phaggodude,

you must be REAL hardcore.  I bet you're a very productive member of society.  If you weren't scared, then just go piss dirty, why the fuck even bother trying to cover it up?  I guess that shows who the real bitch is.


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
to pee clean you gotta be clean.




Myth... next please.........


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
oh, Phaggodude,

you must be REAL hardcore.  I bet you're a very productive member of society.  If you weren't scared, then just go piss dirty, why the fuck even bother trying to cover it up?  I guess that shows who the real bitch is.


um, you?


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Mr.Pink]
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Being sober to pass a drug test proves that I have more dedication to life than you.  Some people like to "take a walk on the wild side."  Nah, I'd rather just enjoy my freedom and not do dumb shit.

Hope you fail your test!


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
to pee clean you gotta be clean.

i still have no clue why people can't stop getting high for a month if they know they are going to be tested.  you must really enjoy setting yourself up for failure, eh?  court ordered piss test?  damn, you must really want your asshole pounded if you're still getting high.  are your drugs really more important than getting ass fucked in jail?

:lolsy:


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Mchaggis]
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I failed a UA after two months of not smoking :shrug:
No, I'm not some fat ass either @ 5'8" 155lb.

Been through the whole supervised probation bullshit for 2 years, and YES the best way is just fuckin quit smoking for the duration.
Its not hard.
Freedom > Jail
Even if you are a "badass" in jail, but thats like getting a gold medal in the special Olympics.
You're still fucking retarded.
Congratulations.


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Also he got a race car.
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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
Being sober to pass a drug test proves that I have more dedication to life than you.  Some people like to "take a walk on the wild side."  Nah, I'd rather just enjoy my freedom and not do dumb shit.

Hope you fail your test!

:lolsy::lolsy:


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Deity208]
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Deity208 said:
I failed a UA after two months of not smoking :shrug:
No, I'm not some fat ass either @ 5'8" 155lb.

Been through the whole supervised probation bullshit for 2 years, and YES the best way is just fuckin quit smoking for the duration.
Its not hard.
Freedom > Jail
Even if you are a "badass" in jail, but thats like getting a gold medal in the special Olympics.
You're still fucking retarded.
Congratulations.


:billymaythumbup::highfive:


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Deity208]
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Deity208 said:
I failed a UA after two months of not smoking :shrug:
No, I'm not some fat ass either @ 5'8" 155lb.



I guess it has a lot to do with the test as well.

I dunno, I can only speak from personal experience.

I have no idea what would happen to anyone else :shrug:

I mean common sense tells us not doing drugs is the best way to pass.

However that's not what this thread is about.


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
Being sober to pass a drug test proves that I have more dedication to life than you.  Some people like to "take a walk on the wild side."  Nah, I'd rather just enjoy my freedom and not do dumb shit.

Hope you fail your test!


fucking pussy. no one is going to quit. you sound like a fucking pig.I will buck the system till i die. Any cause Worth fighting for is a cause worth dieing for.  i don't have to piss in a cup, but if i did. i wouldn't give them the satisfaction of me quiting.besides quiting is for fucking quitters. besides, if this kid wanted to quit, he wouldn't be here, asking how to pass a drug test. besides i don't do probation, id rather do the time. i let no one dictate my life. I was passing through Indiana. and i got stopped, got busted with 2 joints, they offered me a year probation, i took 30 days in jail instead. and no one is going to fuck anyone in the ass. especially if your doing county time. and if you hope this kid fails his test. you are a dick. how Dare you say some shit like that. maybe the pigs have a forum, you can hang out on.

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. *DELETED* [Re: Phanodude]
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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: roaddog]
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roaddog said:
kanglow said:
Being sober to pass a drug test proves that I have more dedication to life than you.  Some people like to "take a walk on the wild side."  Nah, I'd rather just enjoy my freedom and not do dumb shit.

Hope you fail your test!


fucking pussy. no one is going to quit. you sound like a fucking pig.I will buck the system till i die. Any cause Worth fighting for is a cause worth dieing for.  i don't have to piss in a cup, but if i did. i wouldn't give them the satisfaction of me quiting.besides quiting is for fucking quitters. besides, if this kid wanted to quit, he wouldn't be here, asking how to pass a drug test. besides i don't do probation, id rather do the time. i let no one dictate my life. I was passing through Indiana. and i got stopped, got busted with 2 joints, they offered me a year probation, i took 30 days in jail instead. and no one is going to fuck anyone in the ass. especially if your doing county time. and if you hope this kid fails his test. you are a dick. how Dare you say some shit like that. maybe the pigs have a forum, you can hang out on.


So they gave you the choice of freedom and visiting them once a month, or being locked up for a month?  So you chose being locked up because "you let no one dictate my life."  So correct me if I'm wrong:  You chose to have your freedom taken away from you for a month instead of opting to take your freedom and visiting them once a month?  Sounds like you took the shit end of that deal. 

LOLOLOLZ

What a :tard: Congrats on being the badass in jail.  Here's your gold medal from the Special Olympics.


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Mchaggis]
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I can vouch for the h20 method it works.  But you can also die from drinking too much water so it's not the safest way.  I got into a fight at work once and I smoked 2 joints between 2 others the night before.  I knew I was going to be looking at a piss test so after it got broken up I started chugging water like crazy in the restroom.  I continued this for the next hour until we got to the test facility. 

Once I got outside the car I vomitted water twice hard.... but long story short I passed with flying colors.

But the best way is to use other people's piss and strap it to your body to keep the temperature up.  Travel shampoo bottles work great as do condoms(probably the best)


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: roby000]
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roby000 said:
I hope they pull a switcheroo and give you a hair test.  especially with your ever pleasant attitude and total lack of responsibility.

You dont get it do you?  probation is a means to test weather or not the state needs to rehabilitate you.  If you pass probation you are off the radar and free to do what you please.  so while you are ON probation it would behoove you to not partake in substances which would send you to a state institution where things become much more stressful.

oh but "you aint a bitch"  thats great.  thats the best attitude to have when people are testing you to see if you can play by their rules. 

hey see if that toke was worth getting a criminal record, preventing any employment requiring background investigations.

Have fun dooming yourself to lower class unskilled labor forever for not being able to abstain from a plant that grows in the dirt for a few weeks.


AMEN!  :billymaythumbup::awebig:


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: roaddog]
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roaddog said:
kanglow said:
Being sober to pass a drug test proves that I have more dedication to life than you.  Some people like to "take a walk on the wild side."  Nah, I'd rather just enjoy my freedom and not do dumb shit.

Hope you fail your test!


fucking pussy. no one is going to quit. you sound like a fucking pig.I will buck the system till i die. Any cause Worth fighting for is a cause worth dieing for.  i don't have to piss in a cup, but if i did. i wouldn't give them the satisfaction of me quiting.besides quiting is for fucking quitters. besides, if this kid wanted to quit, he wouldn't be here, asking how to pass a drug test. besides i don't do probation, id rather do the time. i let no one dictate my life. I was passing through Indiana. and i got stopped, got busted with 2 joints, they offered me a year probation, i took 30 days in jail instead. and no one is going to fuck anyone in the ass. especially if your doing county time. and if you hope this kid fails his test. you are a dick. how Dare you say some shit like that. maybe the pigs have a forum, you can hang out on.



Haha Keepin it real for all you punk bitches! :mrt: Take some advice from the man!

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Mr.Pink]
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Synthetic urine's available at most headshops, although it's very very expensive, like 50 bucks or so.

Those drinks just make you dilute yourself and give you some vitamins and other stuff to make your piss the right color, acidity, and specific gravity.

If they're not checking for color, acidity, and spec. gravity then the drinks are totally unnecessary. Tap water does the same thing.


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: Mr.Pink]
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Mr.Pink said:
I can vouch for the h20 method it works.  But you can also die from drinking too much water so it's not the safest way.  I got into a fight at work once and I smoked 2 joints between 2 others the night before.  I knew I was going to be looking at a piss test so after it got broken up I started chugging water like crazy in the restroom.  I continued this for the next hour until we got to the test facility. 

Once I got outside the car I vomitted water twice hard.... but long story short I passed with flying colors.

But the best way is to use other people's piss and strap it to your body to keep the temperature up.  Travel shampoo bottles work great as do condoms(probably the best)



Unless that bad dad pops on you! Then your standin there with piss runnin down your leg... haha:pipesmoke:

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: RipvanBongBowl]
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This thread makes me believe the collective IQ of the shroomery has just fallen about about 15 points. 


This is what I have concluded from the jail loving members of this thread: 


Jail is so much fun when you're a badass!  I love jail but not enough to fail a drug test!  I love my freedom but not enough to stay sober!


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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
roby000 said:
I hope they pull a switcheroo and give you a hair test.  especially with your ever pleasant attitude and total lack of responsibility.

You dont get it do you?  probation is a means to test weather or not the state needs to rehabilitate you.  If you pass probation you are off the radar and free to do what you please.  so while you are ON probation it would behoove you to not partake in substances which would send you to a state institution where things become much more stressful.

oh but "you aint a bitch"  thats great.  thats the best attitude to have when people are testing you to see if you can play by their rules. 

hey see if that toke was worth getting a criminal record, preventing any employment requiring background investigations.

Have fun dooming yourself to lower class unskilled labor forever for not being able to abstain from a plant that grows in the dirt for a few weeks.


AMEN!  :billymaythumbup::awebig:


I'll do what i please with my life and i advise you to do the same. All the theories you have about how my life may or may not pan out due to a descision that i've already made is nothing but ridiculous, uninformed speculation.

Clearly you guys don't have the life experience or circumstances that are similar to mine, which is to be expected to an extent, so i don't expect you to agree with me. However, for you to keep posting this hateful nonsense in the thread is uncalled for.

The only reason i called you a bitch is because you completely disreguarded the begining of the post, and you're worried about getting fucked, just like a bitch

High five all the narrow minded fucks in here that agree with your point of view with your e-tools if that's what it takes to make you feel better, but as for the people who have to go into society day to day and socialize with others, these are common problems/issues.

As far as you appreciating life more than me because you choose not to risk yourself do you really think you have more appreciate for life if you've never risked it? Didn't think so man.

Also, Faggodude (or however you spelt it) was brilliant dude, you should try stand-up comedy.

Edited by Phanodude (02/18/10 03:54 AM)

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Re: How do you detox for your piss test? Preferably sucessfull methods. [Re: kanglow]
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kanglow said:
This thread makes me believe the collective IQ of the shroomery has just fallen about about 15 points. 


This is what I have concluded from the jail loving members of this thread: 


Jail is so much fun when you're a badass!  I love jail but not enough to fail a drug test!  I love my freedom but not enough to stay sober!


You were the contributing factor sir, you started this nonsense by not reading the first 3 sentences of the post. Congrats on flaming a person who's just trying to get some usefull information per request from people who are/were in current positions.

Haha, you rated me at 0 shrooms because you got upset on an online forum when you were in the wrong? Hahah, congrats on having a better rating and more points, you got the biggest e-penis. I conceed.

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