I still eat my buggers, smell my zits whenever I pop them, masturbate to all types of porn imaginable, including snuff and bestiality, and whenever I drop a nice big deuce, if it's really firm, I'll pick it up and squeeze it because I love the way it feels crumbling/squishing at the same time.
I also live under a bridge. I don't know how you could like the taste of sawdust, but I've never tried it.I used to LOVE how diesel smelled.
If you don't like the fact that you do these things, keep a journal to stop doing them, and hurt yourself every time you do (not with a razor blade, just give yourself a firm smack).
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