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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/17/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: infamous]
#4036733 - 04/10/05 11:52 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

infamous said:

my gf, she doesnt post but she reads on shroomery all the time.

Make that ex girlfriend if she gets a look at that picture.... :tongue:

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Colbadol
Reality Mechanic

Registered: 03/06/05
Posts: 1,722
Last seen: 10 years, 7 months

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: Le_Canard]
#4036818 - 04/10/05 12:42 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

ya didnt get any?

"get a life loser" hahahahahahahha

jk, girls suck man

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grphish
the Modern dayPacman

Registered: 04/01/02
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: Colbadol]
#4037047 - 04/10/05 02:07 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

lol dude just admit it
a talk isn't anywhere close as getting laid
whats a talk gonna do when you have a boner and your ready to stick it in almost anything?
get a hooker or something

did she at least wear a mini skirt?

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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D
What What?

Registered: 07/22/04
Posts: 11,133
Loc: Shadow Moses

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: grphish]
#4037158 - 04/10/05 02:54 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

girls suck man

In a matter of speaking

Quote:

did she at least wear a mini skirt?

Yeah, did she? (I admit it: I have a mini-skirt fetish)

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There's no better way to rock out than with your cock out!!

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: grphish]
#4038557 - 04/10/05 10:08 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

did she at least wear a mini skirt?

No....she wore jeans.

I'm so pathetic!! :smirk:

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moosehead
poop deck

Registered: 02/04/02
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Loc: pnw
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Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4038604 - 04/10/05 10:20 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Who cares man. A good talk is nice, better than sex really in the long run. At the time being though, well =]

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Turd
Dr. Rock

Registered: 01/21/03
Posts: 1,909
Loc: Vulva, WA
Last seen: 18 years, 5 months

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4038728 - 04/10/05 10:52 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

ahahahahahahahahahah

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Ravus
Not an EggshellWalker

Registered: 07/18/03
Posts: 7,991
Loc: Cave of the Patriarchs

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4038780 - 04/10/05 11:05 PM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Simple cognitive dissonance. You talked instead of getting laid, so to make up for it your mind made itself believe talking was better than sex, when any outside observer would shake his head sadly for you.

Ah well, better luck next time. You could've just slipped a bit of GHB in her drink or such to help loosen her up, but now that time has come and gone a hooker would probably easier. You don't even have to fuck her eh? Just get a handjob followed by a blowjob or such.

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infamous
LeArnin ThARoPes

Registered: 12/21/04
Posts: 917
Loc: dark side of the moon
Last seen: 21 years, 4 months

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: Ravus]
#4039781 - 04/11/05 03:11 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

sex>talk

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here I stand head in hand turn my face to the wall

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Gurry
Stranger

Registered: 02/28/05
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Last seen: 17 years, 2 days

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: infamous]
#4039865 - 04/11/05 03:40 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

Where do you get phermones? Is it like a cologne type thing? I dont need these btw, I get laid fine on my own.

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40oz

Registered: 01/19/01
Posts: 30,119
Loc: Sandy Eggo. Ca.

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#4039868 - 04/11/05 03:41 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

RandalFlagg said:

Warning: Corny conclusion to this thread....

She came over. I didn't get laid. But it's ok because we had a great talk. An amazing talk actually. I'll gladly take that over sex.

Also, I didn't want to cheat on my hand (she might get jealous).

.......................BWAHHAHAhHahAH :lipsrsealed:

sex is better than a "talk" by far.
know whats better than sex?
sex with ducttape over her mouth
so you wouldnt have to hear her talk.

you know, i think you should buy this pheremone
stuff i use, its only $500 a bottle, p/m me.

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
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Mindzpore
Psychedelicious

Registered: 04/05/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Reject the concept of loc...
Last seen: 10 years, 1 month

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: 40oz]
#4040004 - 04/11/05 06:32 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

fortyounces2freedom said:

.......................BWAHHAHAhHahAH

sex is better than a "talk" by far.
know whats better than sex?
sex with ducttape over her mouth
so you wouldnt have to hear her talk.

you know, i think you should buy this pheremone
stuff i use, its only $500 a bottle, p/m me.

small hint dude, it she continues to talk while your having sex (and to a degree that makes you wish for ducttape). your doing something wrong.

let me brake it down for you:
moans, groans, shouts = good.
smalltalk = bad.
:egg:

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
"It is better to adjust to become a better listener than to keep on cranking up the volume".

Edited by Mindzpore (04/11/05 06:47 AM)

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exclusive58
illegal alien

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2,146
Last seen: 8 years, 7 months

Re: Tehehehe!! I'm gonna get laid finally..

[Re: Mindzpore]
#4040007 - 04/11/05 06:39 AM (21 years, 6 months ago)

lol Mindzpore

sometimes you just gotta break it down for people :wink:

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