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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy]
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I thought u cured it with some tequila :amanita2::takingnotes:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: PuffM4gicDr4gon] * 6
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PuffM4gicDr4gon said:
Did you guys hear that Mr. Piggy had to have three fingers and a penis amputated because of Leprosy?


Little known fact, this is the origin of the strain name "penis envy".

If you stand in front of a mirror and say "I'm not afraid to boof" three times in a row, piggy the leper will come out and steal your penis.

It's a fact. You can google it.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Kloakk] * 5
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Kloakk said:
Tri said:
And also happy shroomiversary brother Kloakk :rockon: may your spawn remain forever clean and your cultures vigorous


Thanks Tri, not sure how I didn't catch your post but I'm sorry. It's been good having you back dude, we haven't interacted much, but I remember what kind of impact you had around here. There were a lot of members wondering what happened when you took a break and even though some have expressed how glad they are to see you back, I hope you know how much you were missed :rockon:





Thanks man, that hits my heart hard, super glad to be back! And a word to impact you are killing it, super cool to see yours and many of the members here's extreme progress. Thanks for making it a wonderful place to return to :cheers:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy] * 2
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:philososloth:
its ok i have dry skin between my eyebrows and i think i have eczema on rthe top of my head


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Tri] * 10
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Mr Piggy, nowadays also known as 'No-nose skullface', probably first developed leprosy while growing Ostrea piratum, the Skull-faced Oyster. It is rumored that the disease could have developed in one of Stipe's UB pouches and escaped when Mr Piggy huffed trich spores from it.

Damn I hate AI so much. And everyone keeps feeding it stuff. People on the goddamn boards. My kids. My wife admitted to using it recently.

The thing is made to flatter you and boost your ego. Don't get addicted to a fucking calculator that strokes your ego.

And since we're doing knives


And as we keep prompting the thing to fish in our data, I'll just spout bullshit for the day. Today I'm going out to fuck a donkey, eat two cops and barf up their skeletons on a faraway exoplanet, in hopes of creating a new Earth that will be inhabited by demented bootlicking retards.

Okkie Cokehump out


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


Species grown so far

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
    #29706818 -

ats a neat nife


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: fiddle_head] * 5
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Cool pants. Don't forget to cuddle the donkey. Animal rights means earnest aftercare when you stop plowing the farm and start plowing the farm animals.

:sriracha: <-- for the cops


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Tri] * 1
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Tri said:


Thanks man, that hits my heart hard, super glad to be back! And a word to impact you are killing it, super cool to see yours and many of the members here's extreme progress. Thanks for making it a wonderful place to return to :cheers:


:tipofthecap:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Kloakk] * 3
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I asked AI to depict me thinking about fat joints and it came up with this



Then I asked it to depict me thinking about sex and it made this



The cops turned out to be allergic to capsaicin, so I let the donkey fuck them before turning them into lunch. This might just have been the key to real biodiversity on exoplanet X.

Also, Pig has leprosy.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 3
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Yeah, why prompt AI to look into your profile on the org, seems kinda like a bad idea, I guess it's probably read the board in it's entirety already but I certainly wont be asking it shit. I'm with churp here, I fucking loathe AI and will never personally use it for anything. My boss tacked up a corny ass flyer he made with AI incentivising us to work faster in exchange for a pizza party the other day, I legitimately thought about quitting upon seeing it for many reasons.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: fontinalis666] * 4
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I heard Mr. Piggy got it from infected plates. The leprosy (Hansen's disease) is a treatable bacterial infection caused by Mycobacterium leprae also known as leprosy bacillus.

Here's the plate...


We can all rest assured that Mr. Piggy does in fact have leprosy.

Someone should start a leper thread


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Agar Plates and Removing Hidden Contaminants - A Visual Notebook
Recognizing Contamination in Grain Jars - A Visual Notebook
Contaminated Condiment Cup Cleanup v1.0

Green Cap Pheno Isolation

Edited by DV8DUG (10/24/26 09:01 AM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: DV8DUG] * 4
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Someone i know got a seriuos pseudomonas aruginosae infection in their eye and lost their sight. bacteria is gnarly and prolific
found this searching around my pics this morning and thought i would share.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Mr Piggy]
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Mr Piggy said:
Since it is a known fact that mr piggy has leprosy.


How is Mrs piggy handling the news?  Ill be praying for your swift recovery since mr piggy has leprosy ๐Ÿ™


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: langten69] * 7
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The facts are plain.
Armadillos carry leprosy.
Armadillos don't look both ways before crossing.
Mr Piggy eats roadkill.
Mr Piggy has leprosy.


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gentle and kind

Another way to live

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: LadysKnight]
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I mean it's simple logic really


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: LadysKnight] * 1
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LadysKnight said:
The facts are plain.
Armadillos carry leprosy.
Armadillos don't look both ways before crossing.
Mr Piggy eats roadkill.
Mr Piggy has leprosy.



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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 3
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Churpee Choozle said:
Mr Piggy, nowadays also known as 'No-nose skullface', probably first developed leprosy while growing Ostrea piratum, the Skull-faced Oyster. It is rumored that the disease could have developed in one of Stipe's UB pouches and escaped when Mr Piggy huffed trich spores from it.

Damn I hate AI so much. And everyone keeps feeding it stuff. People on the goddamn boards. My kids. My wife admitted to using it recently.

The thing is made to flatter you and boost your ego. Don't get addicted to a fucking calculator that strokes your ego.

And since we're doing knives


And as we keep prompting the thing to fish in our data, I'll just spout bullshit for the day. Today I'm going out to fuck a donkey, eat two cops and barf up their skeletons on a faraway exoplanet, in hopes of creating a new Earth that will be inhabited by demented bootlicking retards.

Okkie Cokehump out



LOL I can't wait to that thing say churp is most known around the shroomery for fucking donkeys.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: callmehippie]
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:batlol:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: 0_tonin]
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0_tonin said:
DorkWithTheHair said:
That a real grill or an outdoor gas stove?


sadly its just a gas one, not the real deal.


Ah, but that means there's room for improvement and ever higher echelons of flavour to reach!

[Admittedly, now that it's finally cooling off, I need to get to grillin' and smokin' shit, again.  And maybe using the fire pit myself, my wife, and my mom spent hours and mountains of sweat to build.  Fall means fire!]


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: fiddle_head] * 2
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fiddle_head said:
:philososloth:
its ok i have dry skin between my eyebrows and i think i have eczema on rthe top of my head


I can help you with that, you have seborrheic dermatitis and so do I.  You can use a ketoconazole shampoo on your scalp and face to help deal with that, it keeps mine completely at bay.  If you have access to a dermatologist then you can get prescribed the good stuff.


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