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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Circadis]
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Genitals presumably.

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: psi]
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:vibin:

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Cujllickduo]
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For fucks sake, you are white! That is not too pale

Just keep being outdoors, you will definitely look weathered and awesome


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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Near Dylan] * 3
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this thread

:doublefacepalm:

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: 1234go]
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if i'm out for 30 minutes a day i get burned, it accumulates over time
it's not something you should be trying to do
i went to college specifically not to get back problems, carpal tunnel and skin cancer


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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Near Dylan]
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Near Dylan said:
trees said:
yeah thats disgusting pale


really? i didnt think it was that bad :frown:


don't listen to trees. lol .


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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: MushMaggot] * 1
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MushMaggot said:
embrace your whiteness! whats wrong with it?






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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: California]
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I wish I had zero tan at all so I could be even more Vampire.

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Near Dylan]
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Near Dylan said:



You have good heroin veins, just an fyi.

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Near Dylan]
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Near Dylan said:
I usually dont like posting pictures so for the record this isnt me and is not my tattoo :uhoh:

is this too pale or am i just high and insecure



Im glad that arms not really you. too much hair on it.

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: ShiVersblood]
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Stealth1Vampire said:
I wish I had zero tan at all so I could be even more Vampire.


A real vampire wouldn't be able to get a tan at all, you poseur.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: ShiVersblood]
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Stealth1Vampire said:
Im glad that arms not really you. too much hair on it.



and that tattoo...

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Peace of Mind 1] * 1
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peace of mind 1 said:
Near Dylan said:



You have good heroin veins, just an fyi.



That pic is like a dick pic for fisting enthusiasts.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: koods]
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LMAO

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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Too pale? Move to Asia. You'll still never be considered pale enough. Problem solved. Unless you know... you don't like communism and all  :rofl2:


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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Philosopherski]
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im white but i think i have some native american indians in my family tree somewhere. so many hundreds of years being in america, bound to see a native american from time to time. discrimination of color!

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: ShiVersblood]
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Stealth1Vampire said:
im white but i think i have some native american indians in my family tree somewhere. so many hundreds of years being in america, bound to see a native american from time to time. discrimination of color!


Whatever you say Pocahotass


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: ShiVersblood] * 1
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My dad is Native American mixed with European.  He looks kind of Mexican.

My mom is European.  I look white as shit.  I can get some good color if I spend enough time outdoors.  I'm pale as fuck right now.


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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: Near Dylan]
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Ive seen whiter. :shrug:

So u dont sunburn? I find that hard to believe. Everybody sunburns.

Do u wear sunscreen? If u wear a light sunscreen, like 20-30SPF, u should tan up some. I would think :shrug:

I think u need more sun. Ive seen white dudes tan, but they live in the tropics for long periods and thus get tanned up.


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Re: Im pale someone help pls [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Pale isn't bad. I'm pale too. My mom has olive skin and my best friend is literally the tannest redhead I know, so sometimes I get jealous. I've been tan before - I've done indoor tanning, spray tans, you name it - it won't turn you orange, but the tanning booths are horrible for you and the spray tans are...messy. Not worth it.


The only time I've gotten really deep dark tans was when I burnt to a crisp on fishing and dive boats in the Florida and Caribbean sun on a few occasions and then turned brown.


If you want a healthy glow though maybe try red light therapy? I hear it gives you a nice glow(it's UV free and doesn't make you tanner, but might increase circulation) and makes you feel good..which is mostly why I used to enjoy tanning in beds on occasion.


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