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How to handle a stalker?
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I guess for girls it is probably a lot different having a stalker. But I hung out with my family friend a few weeks ago. I wokeup a day later with her friend texting me and adding me on a bunch of social networks

Keep in mind, noone gave her my number. IDK how she got it. Maybe my linked in?

I coincidentally bumped into her at the park. This is the one park I jog, sprint, meditate, and do pullups/pushups at. Its sort of my secretive spot. I only tell/have told a few people of it. She supposedly asks my family friend if/when I will come over quite a lot

My family friend told me that she has asked a lot about me and knows shit about me that I have no clue how she has even found (like my favorite books, and that i love dogs)

She messaged me over text and fb message. I set read receipt on so that she could see it and she still messages me

I could give numerous examples but I feel she is digging up all kinds of shit about me and its sort of uncomfortable. I doubt I could take this to the police. wouldn't be taken seriously. But what should I message her? I have not responded to her at all

EDIT: Before anyone tells me to man up, I am a low key introvert. I don't like people bothering me. I don't like being bothered or her obtaining my house address etc. Its a legit creepy issue

Edited by topdog82 (06/13/16 11:27 PM)

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: topdog82] * 2
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"I am gay"

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: topdog82]
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kick her in the puss and run, move states, change name, you should pack before you smash her lips like hamburger meat.


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Mescalean] * 1
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Bang her and do a really poor job. Finish immediately and tell her to leave afterwards.


Works every time :scott:


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Ole Field Trashe] * 2
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if he doesnt get a boner and just tries limp noodling it into her that may even work better.


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: WAN]
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WAN said:
"I am gay"


I may legit do this

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Mescalean] * 1
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Mescalean said:
if he doesnt get a boner and just tries limp noodling it into her that may even work better.



"I don't know babe. This has never happened before, it must be you."


Such savagery.


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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Ahab McBathsalts said:
Bang her and do a really poor job. Finish immediately and tell her to leave afterwards.


Works every time :scott:


:lol:


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: topdog82]
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chicks have gay dar dude, dont get your hopes up


could always find a new secret spot as much as that may suck, its weird that she knows that shit, check out your window tonight and see if shes diddling in the bushes or something outside your crib


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Mescalean] * 1
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Family friend? Idk, if she is really prying into your life i would tell her to drop it.. Honestly. Tell her you would like to be left alone. It might be just that easy.

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: ak47myth] * 1
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I agree.

Tell her you feel like shes stalking you. Problem solved (maybe).


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Ole Field Trashe]
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Ahab McBathsalts said:
Bang her and do a really poor job. Finish immediately and tell her to leave afterwards.


Works every time :scott:


Best option by far. Pretend that you can't even read and you just have books to impress girls, then give her the worst 15 seconds of sex she's ever had in her life. Ideally start crying afterwards and be insanely clingy and make up lies about your dark childhood.


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: topdog82]
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  • have your family member tell her to stop contacting you, or do this yourself
  • afterwards, avoid any and all contact with your stalker
  • keep a record of all correspondence you receive, as well as important information you may have (stalkers full name, licence plate #, physical desctiption, etc)
  • finally, if the stalker starts threatening you or your loved ones, you should immediately and without hesitation contact the police--the best way to get a result is to have detailed information including the threatening correspondence and logs of the incidents

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: topdog82]
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This whole thing stinks to high heaven.

Also...


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: topdog82]
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Get her pregnant, works every time

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: EllisDSox]
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BERSERK DESTROYER said:
Ahab McBathsalts said:
Bang her and do a really poor job. Finish immediately and tell her to leave afterwards.


Works every time :scott:


Best option by far. Pretend that you can't even read and you just have books to impress girls, then give her the worst 15 seconds of sex she's ever had in her life. Ideally start crying afterwards and be insanely clingy and make up lies about your dark childhood.



Or tell her that you're flattered she's been asking around about you and ask her out. Show up loser-pissed drunk, eye fuck the waitress, flirt with other girls, don't open doors, don't call her after your date for weeks, all those great things. If you have a really bad date she will drop it immediately and completely.


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said:
Get her pregnant, works every time


That plan might backfire :lol:

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: topdog82]
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dont interact with her in any way. if she happens to be where you are make the conversation as quick as possible and bail. also, dont bang her. no matter what.

stalkers need feedback to continue doing what theyre doing. any type, positive or negative, will keep them coming back. so offer no feedback of any kind, over any medium of any kind. and eventually shell just go away on to someone who will pay more attention to her.


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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Mickalopagus]
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Did you give her any reason to become so strongly attracted to you? I mean, were you talking to her at your friend's place? Was she even there? I'm a little confused. Like how would she even know you...

This is very strange indeed, and maybe she means well, but she is totally going about things the wrong way. She needs to respect your privacy and understand that most people will have boundaries if they know little to nothing about you.

The whole situation is pretty awkward, and I understand you not wanting to encourage her in any way. My advice would be to ignore her, and if possible, block her. If she continues asking about you, digging things up about you, etc., let your friend know what's up and how uncomfortable she is making you. They might be able to take it from there and hopefully she will get the hint.

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Re: How to handle a stalker? [Re: Viol]
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Oh wait nvm

Probably just honestly talk with her?

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