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ModestMouse
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Registered: 05/07/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate

Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: shivas.wisdom]
#19299455 - 12/19/13 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

GENIUS! Did GOD invent this fucking game or what?
:mindblown:

:mindblown:

:aweyeah:

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Envix
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Registered: 11/04/08
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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: ModestMouse]
#19299500 - 12/19/13 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i'd be happy with the unlimited LSd, giant train set & garden/greenhouse thang thanx. that should keep me busy for a decade if not a lifetime

and thats only 9 points

EDIT: oh wait i didn't even see the kitchen w/ unlimited & food/recipes w/ ipad option all for only 6 points

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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already

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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Envix]
#19299519 - 12/19/13 09:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

An 18 year old, a tv, and video games.

I'm good to go boys.

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shivas.wisdom
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Registered: 02/20/09
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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Envix]
#19299526 - 12/19/13 09:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol, it'd be like this guy only shit would work out:

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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE

Registered: 05/07/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate

Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: shivas.wisdom]
#19299561 - 12/19/13 09:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:resignednonacceptance:

So many folks here are forgetting/never knew what it feels like to fuck a fine woman in a hot tub.

That is a necessity as basic as food for me.

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Juicin
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Registered: 10/27/13
Posts: 897

Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#19299568 - 12/19/13 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well the 18 yr old, drugs, and a computer put me at 29

So i guess I'll end with the pool table

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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: ModestMouse]
#19299570 - 12/19/13 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

uh dude u can just buy a hot tub and hot girl with ur 10 mil after ur basement sentence is over. then you wont have to spend 10 years with an 18 yr old either

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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE

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Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate

Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Envix]
#19299577 - 12/19/13 09:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Is it really a sentence though? Why not make the most of it and have your cake and eat it?

Ten years without pussy would make me want to kill myself more than ten years with an annoying bitch

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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: ModestMouse]
#19299580 - 12/19/13 09:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

but think of how good it would be after

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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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Juicin
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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: ModestMouse]

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#19299588 - 12/19/13 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

10 years of celibacy isn't worth 10 mil

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ModestMouse
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Posts: 19,227
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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Envix]
#19299591 - 12/19/13 09:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Bitch live in the NOW, you don't know what the AFTER will hold or if you'll even make it that far.

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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Juicin]
#19299598 - 12/19/13 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i dont think you realize how many people you could fuck with $10 mil. but hey whatever, if you wanna fuck one 18 yr old for 10 years by all means go for it

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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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Juicin
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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Envix]
#19299609 - 12/19/13 09:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You realize you still get 10 mil after you're done anyway right?

I don't see your point. Are you asexual? Prefer men?

Otherwise your comments really make no sense

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dontknow
It's all in the reflex

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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Envix]
#19299614 - 12/19/13 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

18 year old (18)
Full kitchen (6)
surround sound (4)
garden with greenhouse (2)

beautiful girl for companionship, sex, and general enjoyment, a kitchen for her to cook in, surround sound for our entertainment, and a garden for our serenity. I think you could live a peaceful 10 years like this.

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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: Juicin]
#19299619 - 12/19/13 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Juicin said:

You realize you still get 10 mil after you're done anyway right?

I don't see your point. Are you asexual? Prefer men?

Otherwise your comments really make no sense

you've never been alone in the basement with someone for 10 years :dizope:

:dizope:

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ONE-EYED WANT
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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE

Registered: 05/07/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate

Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: ModestMouse]
#19299622 - 12/19/13 09:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

REFACTORED

35 points - reduced payout.

18 year old (18 points) OUCH
Microwave(2 points)
Spa Hygiene stuff (3 points)
Drugs (5 points)
FM Radio (2 points)
Weight Room (5 points)
35 points boom

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lighthouse09
Stranger thats mr. stranger

Registered: 03/16/13
Posts: 699

Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: ModestMouse]
#19299644 - 12/19/13 09:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

3 cell phone to talk to freinds and family doesnt forget youre alive still.(nobody else?)
+5 drugz!!
+4 library
+ 6 kitchen
+2 garden for fun and fake sunlight
+ 4 music
+6 puppy hell yea.
so where do i sign up!!

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: ModestMouse]
#19299650 - 12/19/13 09:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I take an atypical approach to sex--if my only purpose is achieving orgasm, masturbation is an infinitely simpler route--sex is a spiritual act, the union of shiva and shakti--and as their are other ways to achieve this union (and given the cost of that 18 year old), I would have no problem abstaining from sex while bettering myself in other ways for ten years.

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shivas.wisdom
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Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: lighthouse09]
#19299651 - 12/19/13 09:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lighthouse09 said:

+2 garden for fun and fake sunlight

It mentions greenhouse, to me that implies actual sunlight.

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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE

Registered: 05/07/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate

Re: You are being forced to spend the next ten years in a basement

[Re: shivas.wisdom]
#19299657 - 12/19/13 09:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:goodluckwiththat:

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