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Hahahahaha!! American 'football' * 4
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Why European football is like jazz and American football is like a series of advertising jingles.
Fucking hilarious...

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: Kamek]
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:rofl: haha so true:thumbup:

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: Kamek] * 1
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European football would be like jazz if jazz musicians flopped over like they were shot whenever anyone came near them.

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: Kamek]
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:ilold:
Though I don't mind watching handegg now and again, like once a year.


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: Redstorm]
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I've played both sports at a fairly competitive level and football is physically, and mentally far more challenging than soccer. :rofl:


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: Kamek]
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"Sports plays a societal role in engendering jingoist and chauvinist attitudes"

"The establsihed sports-media machine instills total passivity"

:bongload:




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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: twighead]
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If soccer is jazz, football is a symphony orchestra


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: Smitington]
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They both bore the piss out of me. I'll never understand why anyone would want to watch a bunch of people kick or throw a ball around for hours on end.

Now baseball on the other hand...:grin:


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
I've played both sports at a fairly competitive level and american football is physically, and mentally far more challenging than proper football. :rofl:


if you say so. how can it be more pysically challenging when they have a rest every minute:shrug:

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: mikeisapro]
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mikeisapro said:
"Sports plays a societal role in engendering jingoist and chauvinist attitudes"

"The establsihed sports-media machine instills total passivity"

:bongload:





Thank you! I absolutely despise pro sports. I always have and I always will. Mr.Chomsky expressed exactly how I feel about them. He is my new mentor on this subject. I was always into music and art since I can remember. It is absolutely ludicrous how we put these mongrel/violent/asshole/criminal thugs on such a pedestal because they are superior physically, and then PAY them exorbitant amounts of money!:foreheadslap::what2: GODDAMN IT it pisses me off! They are enhanced by HGH and other drugs anyway. I am sickened beyond words at the disgusting display of horror that is pro sports.:scat::scat::scat::scat::scat:


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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Sure you get to rest a little, but during the moments of exertion you're working as hard as humanly possible, and the other guy is trying to do just the same. Running around gets tiring sure, but making constant contact against sizable resistance has always tired me out much quicker. I got to rest as a defender in soccer just as much basically :tongue:


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: Smitington]
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Well, how about the fact that your pushing/chasing/tackling huge men who are usually stronger than the average guy in the weight room?

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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ShroomerRoss said:
twighead said:
I've played both sports at a fairly competitive level and american football is physically, and mentally far more challenging than proper football. :rofl:


if you say so. how can it be more pysically challenging when they have a rest every minute:shrug:


Because you get beat the fuck up.


That said, I also played both. But after one year of American football I shattered my heel and said fuck that, but kept playing soccer(football, for anyone who's not American).

I ended up playing soccer for 8 years total and I gotta say it is definitely more fun to play and it DOES allow you to get creative.


... but I do enjoy watching a good American football game.

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
I've played both sports at a fairly competitive level and football is for the mentally challenged. :rofl:


Fixed.


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: twighead] * 1
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twighead said:
Sure you get to rest a little, but during the moments of exertion you're working as hard as humanly possible, and the other guy is trying to do just the same. Running around gets tiring sure, but making constant contact against sizable resistance has always tired me out much quicker. I got to rest as a defender in soccer just as much basically :tongue:


you wernt a very good defender then:smirk: i actually watched the superbowl and i really tried to get into it, but all the stoppages were ridiculous, they would run for probably 30 seconds then they would stop. :shrug: its basicly a slowed down pussy version of rugby.:shrug:

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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I don't think football is that exciting to watch really, but it sure is exciting to play :smile2:,
and I played special teams, offense, and defense in football so the amount of rest time was pretty minimal.


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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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Good point.
Rugby is more of a game than either type of football.

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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The only contact sport I find even remotely engaging is rugby. It blows both handegg and football out of the water as far as physically demanding goes.

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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yeah American's love being told what to do :rolleyes:


American football is all about the 'big moment', just like Baseball. The action builds to one big moment where an individual can make a huge move. Soccer is more about the flow, it doesn't build up to the big moment in the same way.

btw the way I am more of disc golf person (just one of many sports invented by us uncreative americans, who also invented Jazz :lol: )

Edited by Freedom (06/29/10 05:06 PM)

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Re: Hahahahaha!! American 'football' [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
I've played both sports at a fairly competitive level and football is physically, and mentally far more challenging than soccer. :rofl:



qft.

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