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so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies..
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not all the time, but maybe once or twice a month.. i'll be droppin some bombs and i feel a slice 'round the brown donut.  its like there's some hard corn chips in the log..

i go to wipe and its solid red, dime size.  fresh from what i assume to be the exterior, as it is pure blood with the proper consistency.  not horribly painful, just annoying..

what the hell is going on?  i've spread my cheeks and peered into the winking bastard with a mirror and seen nothing unusual.. no exterior protrusions or sight of blood..

i've poked around here and there for info but i don't know whats up.  i have no health insurance and i'm broke for the next month at least..

i should also add that maybe once every three months, i'll be asleep and torn from my slumber by an excruciating ass pain.  it feels like someone has a pencil with a rubber eraser inside me and they are twisting it, and my intestine is caught on the rubber. 

i would be concerned if it wasn't so sporadic.  it has never happened consistently, its just a once in a great while event.  it is very rare that it happens while i am awake.

what do you think this could be?  i am at a loss.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you got assfucked byt yur grandad

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You've torn some tissue somehow. Either by wiping too hard, stretching it out too fast with anal play, or maybe by a ruptured rhoid.

To heal, you're gonna need to start using wet wipes to clean your turd cutter and use the dabbing/patting motion.

In the shower, while washing, don't be to forceful or abrasive with it or scratch it with your fingernails. If you can feel the cut/tear outside your hole while in the shower, see if you can gently tuck it back inside.

After about of month of being tender and gentle with your arse portal, it will heal up well, but you must continue to take it easy,. Make it part of your lifestyle. (Carry moist ass wipes when you leave the house too)

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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tell gramps to chill on the penis pump

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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thank you for the reply.  if thats all i need to do to rid myself of this, then it ain't no big issue.  kind of what i suspected though.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
You've torn some tissue somehow. Either by wiping too hard, stretching it out too fast with anal play, or maybe by a ruptured rhoid.

To heal, you're gonna need to start using wet wipes to clean your turd cutter and use the dabbing/patting motion.



Yes agreed. Similar happened to me once. I was young, naive and was worried I had cancer or something so I went to the docs. He gave me this sugary solution (sorry, i forget what) to soften my 'poopies' so it could heal without too much diurnal stress.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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have you happened to have been excessively drinking over the past few days then randomly been woken up behind a african-american based hang-out with a five dollar bill pinned to you? if so, that might be the scenario.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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OP, your dad is sneaking into your room at night whilst you sleep and fucking you in the ass.
don't worry, it only happens a couple times a month. if you pretend it doesn't happen, then you'll be fine.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #2 said:
you got assfucked byt yur grandad


Anonymous #5 said:
have you happened to have been excessively drinking over the past few days then randomly been woken up behind a african-american based hang-out with a five dollar bill pinned to you? if so, that might be the scenario.


Anonymous #6 said:
OP, your dad is sneaking into your room at night whilst you sleep and fucking you in the ass.
don't worry, it only happens a couple times a month. if you pretend it doesn't happen, then you'll be fine.


:troll:

God forbid someone should use SA for its intended purpose.  :rolleyes:

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sounds like you have a hemorrhoid.  I don't think they "heal" permanently.  Being gentle and using stool softeners should help with the symptoms (bleeding), but I am pretty sure hemorrhoids never just go away.  Luckily, they are not usually serious and treatment is not usually necessary.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I spent six thousand to figure out the same problem. The quack told me i was lactos intolerent only after he had nothing else and I had mentioned the only thing new to my diet was yogert. come to find out my valve from my small to large intestine was irritated from lack of fiber. ( i eat a lot of meat and not much mulch) fiber, fruit vegitables, breads. I bet if you took some fiber pills your poop would get soft and it would go away. wana bet.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I got a 'roid like that. It freaked me out and occasionally gets sore. But you learn to use wet wipes and go easy on the area and it's not much of a problem for most of us.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the fact that you participate in anal sex with your grandfather could be the cause of your bloody pete.

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Re: so my browneye bleeds when i make poopies.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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tucks medicated pads are excellent for taking care of this too....and the witch hazel in the wipes will help with infection and itching.

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