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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,815
Last seen: 7 hours, 15 minutes

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Toe_Jam]
#29678697 - 09/26/26 07:39 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

I want to reboot into a cybernetic snake body with flying rotors

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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit

Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4,676
Loc: Hyperfunk Zone

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29678704 - 09/26/26 07:48 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Any additional cybernetic attachments?

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,815
Last seen: 7 hours, 15 minutes

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Toe_Jam]

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#29678707 - 09/26/26 07:51 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Fold out manipulator arm with floodlight orb.

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 8,326
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: nuds]
#29678710 - 09/26/26 07:52 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

nuds said:

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

And what does knowing this info exactly change in life?

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space daddy
In Lak'ech

Registered: 04/29/26
Posts: 790
Loc: The Wheel

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]
#29678718 - 09/26/26 08:00 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

These cold mornings make my usually low hanging balls shrink into a single fuzzy pingpong. I do love a brisk fall morning though.

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,815
Last seen: 7 hours, 15 minutes

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: space daddy]
#29678723 - 09/26/26 08:04 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

I’m taking a piss and going back to sleep.

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Powdered_Toastman
Loyal to the foil

Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 8,326
Loc: Arrakis

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: space daddy]
#29678726 - 09/26/26 08:06 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

My favorite time of the morning is before the sun is up. I usually get up at 4am and start walking by about 5am. Such a nice fall morning so glad summer is over, not a big fan of the heat. Love listening to wind chimes or bowls shit gets mystical as fuck.

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nuds

Registered: 03/29/15
Posts: 2,749
Loc: Deutschland

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]
#29678739 - 09/26/26 08:28 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Powdered_Toastman said:

nuds said:

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

And what does knowing this info exactly change in life?

I would say that changes depending on the person.

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KevinDontWave
Kiwi Cat

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 11,229
Loc: Black Iron Prison
Last seen: 29 minutes, 28 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]

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#29678740 - 09/26/26 08:31 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Headies said:

I’m taking a piss and going back to sleep.

Didn’t even have to get outta bed
:goldenharvest:

:goldenharvest:

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

:mushroom:

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GenesisCorrupted
Cowboy, Cultivator, Dude

Registered: 08/01/23
Posts: 33,803
Loc: PNW

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Powdered_Toastman]

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#29678795 - 09/26/26 11:01 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Powdered_Toastman said:

nuds said:

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

And what does knowing this info exactly change in life?

I'm still gonna need to take a shower this morning.

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Mystikal
Arranger

Registered: 11/13/21
Posts: 9,330
Loc: Canada

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: GenesisCorrupted]
#29678816 - 09/26/26 11:25 AM (1 month, 4 days ago)

GenesisCorrupted said:

Powdered_Toastman said:

nuds said:

You weren’t really alive to begin with. Everything you think you are and what this is, is actually just a simulated environment shot into the neural network of a bodyless brain in-situ.

And what does knowing this info exactly change in life?

I'm still gonna need to take a shower this morning.

I take baths.
:snoopyes:

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JonBongGroovy
Sober these days

Registered: 01/23/15
Posts: 14,741
Loc: Hawaii, Oahu🤙 🌈

Re: Read em and weep

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#29678879 - 09/26/26 12:46 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Like a whore..

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KevinDontWave
Kiwi Cat

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 11,229
Loc: Black Iron Prison
Last seen: 29 minutes, 28 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: JonBongGroovy]

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#29678896 - 09/26/26 01:06 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

:friendsshocked:

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

:mushroom:

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Toe_Jam
Bluefoot Bandit

Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4,676
Loc: Hyperfunk Zone

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: KevinDontWave]

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#29678900 - 09/26/26 01:09 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Stewing in his own muck.

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:dancingbear:

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Mystikal
Arranger

Registered: 11/13/21
Posts: 9,330
Loc: Canada

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Toe_Jam]

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#29678943 - 09/26/26 01:41 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Ladies love my musky pheromones.

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,815
Last seen: 7 hours, 15 minutes

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Mystikal]
#29678951 - 09/26/26 01:53 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

:pilkington:

Mysty has dingleberries the size of coconuts.

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nuds

Registered: 03/29/15
Posts: 2,749
Loc: Deutschland

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29679012 - 09/26/26 03:24 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Ladies do not in fact love Mystikals stench :randy2:

:randy2:

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Headies

Registered: 01/28/23
Posts: 5,815
Last seen: 7 hours, 15 minutes

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: nuds]
#29679124 - 09/26/26 05:26 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

I’ve been stinking up the place lately myself, I can’t really cast stones. Sometimes, when I’m at my filthiest and highest, eyeball fucking every woman I come across—I do seem to get a pretty good reception. Mysty might be pulling in large quantities of tail with his musky pheromones. It’s certainly possible.

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twighead
mͯó

Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 35,320
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill

Last seen: 4 hours, 6 minutes

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: Headies]
#29679149 - 09/26/26 05:57 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

EchnidnaPenis.GIF

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¿Check out some art m8?

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KevinDontWave
Kiwi Cat

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 11,229
Loc: Black Iron Prison
Last seen: 29 minutes, 28 seconds

Re: Read em and weep

[Re: twighead]
#29679231 - 09/26/26 07:59 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

I'm very ripe at the moment and the ladies are lining up around the block.

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GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you. :mushroom:

:mushroom:

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