Captain Con Helps the Homeless

So last night i had a very bizare and unique experience i would like to share with yall.

I was walking around by MSG when i spot a few homeless men on the side walk and one of them is wearing a sweat shirt for the fire dept of the town over from my home town. So i went up to him and was said hey man i live right by that town on your shirt!

So before i know it me and him are off an adventure all over midtown in the middle of the night to feed and clothe the homeless but very quickly it becomes apparent that my accomplice was some combination of delusional and conman with no real way to judge the line between the two and im pretty sure even the man himself didnt know what he believed about his own life.

He told me things like "the entire NYPD is my personal body guard team" "i work for obama and trump" "terrorists are after me" "i stopped a terrorist attack by throwing away my phone cause it had a bomb in it" "my name is danny" "im gonna make a movie about my life" "i know every cop in manhattan" "i go to private meetings in trump tower" ect.

So obviously after we roam around for a bit he takes me to this really awesome bar thats packed full of people, one of which is blatantly hallucinating and shouting pretty loudly at people who aren't there.

So we get a few pictures of weak cheap beer that wouldn't get me a buzz if i wanted it to but thats ok because i dont wanna be out of my wits when traveling with a 45 year old skitzo conman.

So we leave the bar, go by trump tower, wave at all the cops, smoke cigarettes and eventually we pick up some girl closer to my age who is cold and hungry and i take her into mcdonalds to get her food.

We continue to walk around periodically picking random shit up off the streets and giving it to people or throwing it out, and eventually "danny" leaves demanding that me and the girl meet him in front of MSG today at noon, we tell him we will and as he walks away i tell the girl to come with me because we gotta go get some cigarettes and have a talk.

We get a pack of smokes and talk about how "danny" is clearly a skitzo conman with a big heart but a skitzo conman just the same. We both agreed we hope to never see him again altho we did not regret the experience we had with him.

I gave the girl my number and had to run onto the train home so fast i nearly accidentally stole her bag i was carrying for her totally on accident, thank christ she realized in the nick of time as i was running onto the track lol!

I hope she contacts me one day.

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