Colorado Residents

Me and another shroomerite were hiking back to our car during sunset. We heard a strange noise that sounded like a large person imitating a crow cawing, or something to that extent.
I looked in the direction of the noise and spotted a black mass moving between some trees across the river bed we were coming up to. It was about half a football field away.
The black mass didn't really make sense to me till I saw it turn slightly and it's eyes glistened in the light. I then realized it was some bipedal form that had been side strafing.
It turned away and ducked behind some bushes.
About three seconds after it disappeared, it reappeared a little below the bushes where it had hidden behind. This time only my friend could see it as it ran along the river bank. It only took a second before it came into view for me.
As it came into my view, it turned sharply away from the river bank and chopped it up the hillside going opposite from our direction. It covered the hill and disappeared over the top at an incredible speed.
It went up the hill so fast and smooth that it didn't make sense. It almost seemed like it was defying physics.

At first we wanted to think it was some tall person totally covered in black who was out for a run in the woods.
We thought to ourselves that they were just running up a trail that follows that hill, but when we crossed the river and came to that point we saw that the trail went in a totally different direction.
The hill it ran up was really steep and covered in thick underbrush. It covered a distance in a couple seconds that would have easily taken the most skilled athlete a good 15 seconds to get up, if not more; and that's not taking into account the thick underbrush and vegetation.

Before someone suggests it; it definitely wasn't a bear.
We both got a perfect view of it running up the hill, moving both arms back and forth like any human sprinting would do.

Honestly, I don't expect people to believe me when I tell the story, but I feel obligated to share it.
I don't understand how such large mammals could go undetected by our society for so long, and I'm not going to pretend like I have some idea how it could be possible.

I will say that the way it moved did not make sense. It legitimately seemed to defy physics with how gracefully it was able to move up such a steep and densely covered hillside.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's incredible ability to run and hide had a big role to play in our lack of discovery; but that doesn't explain why we haven't found any remains.
I don't know. This shit has kept me awake running circles in my head many nights now.

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