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If there is one group of people who I cant STAND in terms of who they are, what they stand for, or the stupid, ignorant, selfish, bullshit actions they engage in.......Its the Young Female Age Bracket  :ass:

I just watched an episode of "I shouldnt Be Alive" where a young, 25 yr old female decides to SEE THE WORLD! AND GO ON AN ADVENTURE AROUND AMERICA :datass: And why not? :shrug: After all shes apart of a select group of people that not only has the highest life expectancy, they get everything handed to them, and their good looks cause dumb ass males who only think with their cock to suck up to them.....supportive the notion that they are some how deep, special, or innovative people due to all the attention :facepalm:

Anyway, this bitch went out across America, Then to the Grand Canyon. She proceeds to do what post adolescant idealistic kidiots do when they are young, she gets in WAY over her head. She gets lost in the Grand Fucking Canyon on night 1 :failboat:.....BUT WAIT THERES MORE!

-The very first night, the stupid bitch drops her backpacking supplies on the ground to travel faster (because 20 LBS Is SUCH a fucking burden when it carries your only water, food and shelter :rolleyes:)

-So what did she have with her for the next 20 days? HER PURSE! :foreheadslap: Thats right, she ditched all the fucking gear she had, only to hang onto her purse :bored: Leave it to a fucking young, ignorant, self absorbed women to go backpacking for 20 days in the scorching desert with only a purse  :noyoudidawet:

-But not to worry right? I mean inside of a Canyon when trying to find your way out surley you would head to higher ground to try and get a better view of the area......RIGHT?  :Awesketch:  NNNNOOOOOOOO This fucking Darwin of the Year award waits till day 13 with no food, and severe dehydration to head to higher ground!  :awedisgust:


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So what does this have to do with Young women REAL CA MILK?

Why does the actions of one moron somehow justify hating a group of people REAL CA MILK?  :carl:

It does so because it represents all that is wrong with Being a Young Hot women. It has all the elements of what stupid, inexperienced chicks do when presented with actual ADULTHOOD. Sorry ladies, but just because your call yourself a feminist, Just because you are able to get a couple of guys to compliment your amateur porn photos on the shroomery, in NO WAY means you have what it takes to be successful in life, or make your way through planet earth.

Just because your post pictures of yourself fucking a cactus,  :pedropussy:

Just because you do Yoga in the forest

Just because you crown yourself "Sex goddess of the shroomery" trying to romanticize your accomplishments, or lackthere of

In no way shape or FORM means you are special, or are destined to succeed in life. :commonsense:

I look forward to the day when you realize the only reason you get attention is because guys want to fuck you  :2girls1cup:

I look forward to the day when you fail miserably, unable to find a decent guy to support your ass and all the dumb ass shit you do  :boot:

.....AND I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY WHEN LIFE THROWS A CURVE BALL AT YOU SO LARGE, You fucking CRUMBLE under your inexperience and high self image, exposing the inner coward and kidiot you truley are :onfire: .........with only your "purse" (representing the bullshit you chose to engage in) to get you through it  :morningtoke:





aisfhfgaghghosasghogo FUCK ITS GOOD TO BE BACK! :hug:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (05/08/12 07:34 PM)

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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mmmm pussy

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
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how the fuck was she severely dehydrated, there's water everywhere in the
grand canyon, just take a few steps and you'll find it




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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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:bearbreakdance:  i approve this thread.

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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Prisoner#1 said:
how the fuck was she severely dehydrated, there's water everywhere in the
grand canyon, just take a few steps and you'll find it






No idea man, I guess the part she was in only had a small amount of water


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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:somagnificent:

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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bu...bu...but PRIS! What if it had GERMS in it?! She could've died if she drank the water...

:datass: What a dumbass :lol: The real question here is why DIDN'T she die? I for one would approve of her not being able to contribute to the gene pool


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 18
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Someone hasn't gotten laid in a while.......


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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Yeah, I was pretty sure the Colorado River ran through the Grand Canyon, so the whole dehydration part isn't making sense to me.


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: LittleDipster] * 1
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i hiked the grand canyon.

we almost had to carry a dude out due to severe dehydration.

but ya, to drop all shit and bounce is not a good idear.


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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yeah, i'm with you. i think the two worst traits of some young women is dinginess and ineptitude. these flaws are typically complimented by a nice drizzling of selfishness.


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: rackem] * 1
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Does the river dry up in some parts?


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Kinko] * 4
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Actually, while there are quite a few ignorant women who can't survive because they lack the knowledge how to, there are just as many women who have gone out and survived in the woods with the bare minimum and made it weeks on their own with no problems. There have been just as many men that have gotten lost in similar sinarioes as this girl did.  While I agree that she was stupid, I don't believe she represents women as a whole.


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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Real CA Milk said:
Prisoner#1 said:
how the fuck was she severely dehydrated, there's water everywhere in the
grand canyon, just take a few steps and you'll find it






No idea man, I guess the part she was in only had a small amount of water


then maybe she should have just walked over to the snack bar and got a dasani


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
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no the river doesnt dry up, but the trails go away from the water in some places.

if she was on the north rim there isnt any water till ya hit the bottom  of the canyon which, is a days hike at a good pace,


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: rackem] * 1
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rackem said:
i hiked the grand canyon.

we almost had to carry a dude out due to severe dehydration.

but ya, to drop all shit and bounce is not a good idear.



I probably would not have made this thread if the episode DIDNT contain that part of her leaving her backpack on day 1 :rolleyes:


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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right.


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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
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attractive people in general have life way easier. which is why i dont understand why so many people put so little effort into being attractive

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: morrowasted] * 1
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How would you guys rate this rant of mine? 9/10? 8/10?

Does it capture the hatred and disgust I feel?


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: Stupid....Young.....Attractive.....Females [Re: Almond Flour] * 6
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3/10

you rant to often about nonsense, had this been a solitary rant I may have
upped it to a 4.5/10, were it not about something on TV but your own real
life experience, you'd have easily earned a 6/10


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