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Urban Dictionary your name
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Just first names if you're comfortably with that you guys

1. Daniel

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.


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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: citricacidx]
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1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"


QFT

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: citricacidx]
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Corey

awesomest name in the world
Person 1: Man corey is wicked awesome
Person 2: oh hell yea dont forget it

Slang Cockney word for penis
He's got one hell'uva corey

One who is born with an inate ability to be anyones best friend and in some rare cases, an even worse enemy. Corey's are usually very sexy, have a model swager, and enjoy the finer things in life. A hidden talent all Corey's share is the ability to soak in knowledge, and use it for the greater good, like ability to do great hair and make up!

1. The act of receiving self satisfaction while looking at yourself in the mirror.
2. Your physical peak, the other definition of Manly, or just being possibly the greatest human being who has ever lived.
3. One who can Perform an "ass-clap".



Draw your own conclusions...


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My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end.

-Icelander-

I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

~dill705~

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: Elementium]
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1. Alex

noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
"Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex"
syn. alex, cool, god, superb, amazing



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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: Elementium]
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Norom said:
Quote:
1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"


QFT


:awesomenod:


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External control, are you gonna let them get you?
Do you wanna be a prisoner in the boundaries they set you?
You say you want to be yourself, do you think they'll let you?
They're out to get you.



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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: Mchaggis]
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1. dylan
Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.

(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)
Dylan is that guy at school or in your town that your totally in love or gay for unless your his friend


:ilold: hard.

Loving this description.


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:mushroom2:Good Vibes:mushroom2:



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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: citricacidx]
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1. poid
 

buy poid mugs, tshirts and magnets


A person who carries themself with the air of a twat, or tool; a person who is a nerd


Paulito is an absolute poid


twat nerd tool geek loser
by WigzDogg Sep 30, 2009  share this




2. Poid
 

buy poid mugs, tshirts and magnets


COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

Vagina, but an awesome name for it.


Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "What are the specials?"

Waiter: "Well, there's the hot poid, with a side of lightly toasted cack."

Customer: "That sounds delightful - I'll take it!"



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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: Poid]
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derek


Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!


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Whiskey works better than beer

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: pnuma]
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LOL I just saw this posted on a bunch of friends' facebook status's


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The dream is over...or has it just begun?

"Was it the trout? the tuna? No sir, it was the halibut!" - April 17 2010 trippin ballz on dxm

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: FlasharaFirewind]
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1. Kyle

buy kyle mugs, tshirts and magnets
Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.
Kyle You Sexxy Mama. ABC-It's easy as 1-2-3 (8) XD






QF FUCKING TRUTH KYLES UNTIE!


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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: AcidDropper420]
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My whole name is there.

1. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity"

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.

Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?


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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: M.Reynolds]
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Quote:
My whole name is there.

1. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds


:facepalm:

Lets just announce our full name on a drug forum

:facepalm:

Quote:
the coolest kid around. He gets all the ass he wants and can real in girls from anywhere. True hottie. Has rumors started about him by douchebags, but doesnt let it get to him, but knows the truth and lives life getting hot girls.


Alright :feelsgoodman:

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: M.Reynolds]
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A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!


well that was a good ego-boost :awesome:

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: Envix]
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The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. ****** usually have enormous dicks and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. ****** are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.


it's wrong about the sports fanatic
and the enormous dick
and the great sex
and being smart
and being all jacked


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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: Prisoner#1]
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1. Brennan
An attractive man of irish, italian, and other descents. This man is also very sexy and super cute! The man has a bubbly personality and hot ass.
Hey did u check out that Brennan?!?!...the things i would do to him...
sex hot fuck big penis huge cock good sex hot fuck


Nothing to deny here.

Quote:
2. Brennan
A sexual mastermind, Seen as a God, Someone who causes ladies to cream themselves on their beds
Brennan was so amazing in bed last night, I didn't have to go chafe myself
god amazing sex mastermind cream


:strokebeard2:

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3. Brennan
A sexy mexican astronaut with a tight ass, who can breakdance.
Maria: Who's that sexy mexican over there?
Enrique: Oh that's just Brennan .
Maria: I like his sombrero hat.
smexican astronaut breakdancer yourmom that'swhatshesaid


I do have a tight ass.

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4. Brennan
A high school teacher, usually an English teacher, who has been teaching children that are smarter than she is for so long that she now hates kids entirely and is completely jaded with the educational system.

Usually wears an awkward mix of ugly solid colored sweaters with dress pants, and suffers horribly from the "muffin top effect". Researchers, after studying this phenomenon extensively, have dubbed it as the "Brennan mushroom top effect", due to the extreme nature of the situation.

If your teacher is discovered to be a Brennan, switch classes immediately, or commit suicide. Teaching style usually involves 10-12 activities in a class that are never completed, a never-ending grammar practice, and reading stories that the Brennan itself cannot understand. This is coupled with random F's on any and all assignments, and students who pass a Brennan's class are proven to be better at Chinese than English(at least, students who have never studied Chinese are. Students with prior Chinese knowledge are found to forget that as well).

All attempts to fight a Brennan have been met with failure. It is speculated that only a pizzly bear, Bear Grylls, Beowulf, or Barack Obama Himself could fight one off succesfully. However, due to the rarity of these mythical creatures, this hypothesis has never been tested.
"Dude, why is our English teacher such a bitch?"

"Because she's a Brennan, duh"
bitch teacher nash pizzly bear mkay


Not yet.

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5. Brennan
Gay man who likes to pretend hes not gay by hooking up with alot of ladies that invovles cheating. Also has a lip/ septum piercing and likes screamo techno music. Talks like a little princess.
"Man he looks like a brennan with those bright blue skinny jeans."
gay homo fag loser princess


I don't want to play this game anymore.

Quote:
6. Brennan
The action of giving ones dog a blowjob on the floor of your sisters bedroom.
Dude your dog looks like it just got brennaned
dude dog looks just got


From way out in left field.

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7. Brennan
A Person (usually boy) who loves to pretend he looks exactly like every main character of every anime that he deems (with bad taste) to be "cool".

A Brennan usually looks like Carrot Top
Look at that Brennan going around saying he looks like naruto.
brennan anime naruto carrot top boy


BUT I DO!!


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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
Quote:
1. Brennan
An attractive man of irish, italian, and other descents. This man is also very sexy and super cute! The man has a bubbly personality and hot ass.
Hey did u check out that Brennan?!?!...the things i would do to him...
sex hot fuck big penis huge cock good sex hot fuck


Nothing to deny here.

Quote:
2. Brennan
A sexual mastermind, Seen as a God, Someone who causes ladies to cream themselves on their beds
Brennan was so amazing in bed last night, I didn't have to go chafe myself
god amazing sex mastermind cream


:strokebeard2:

Quote:
3. Brennan
A sexy mexican astronaut with a tight ass, who can breakdance.
Maria: Who's that sexy mexican over there?
Enrique: Oh that's just Brennan .
Maria: I like his sombrero hat.
smexican astronaut breakdancer yourmom that'swhatshesaid


I do have a tight ass.

Quote:
4. Brennan
A high school teacher, usually an English teacher, who has been teaching children that are smarter than she is for so long that she now hates kids entirely and is completely jaded with the educational system.

Usually wears an awkward mix of ugly solid colored sweaters with dress pants, and suffers horribly from the "muffin top effect". Researchers, after studying this phenomenon extensively, have dubbed it as the "Brennan mushroom top effect", due to the extreme nature of the situation.

If your teacher is discovered to be a Brennan, switch classes immediately, or commit suicide. Teaching style usually involves 10-12 activities in a class that are never completed, a never-ending grammar practice, and reading stories that the Brennan itself cannot understand. This is coupled with random F's on any and all assignments, and students who pass a Brennan's class are proven to be better at Chinese than English(at least, students who have never studied Chinese are. Students with prior Chinese knowledge are found to forget that as well).

All attempts to fight a Brennan have been met with failure. It is speculated that only a pizzly bear, Bear Grylls, Beowulf, or Barack Obama Himself could fight one off succesfully. However, due to the rarity of these mythical creatures, this hypothesis has never been tested.
"Dude, why is our English teacher such a bitch?"

"Because she's a Brennan, duh"
bitch teacher nash pizzly bear mkay


Not yet.

Quote:
5. Brennan
Gay man who likes to pretend hes not gay by hooking up with alot of ladies that invovles cheating. Also has a lip/ septum piercing and likes screamo techno music. Talks like a little princess.
"Man he looks like a brennan with those bright blue skinny jeans."
gay homo fag loser princess


I don't want to play this game anymore.

Quote:
6. Brennan
The action of giving ones dog a blowjob on the floor of your sisters bedroom.
Dude your dog looks like it just got brennaned
dude dog looks just got


From way out in left field.

Quote:
7. Brennan
A Person (usually boy) who loves to pretend he looks exactly like every main character of every anime that he deems (with bad taste) to be "cool".

A Brennan usually looks like Carrot Top
Look at that Brennan going around saying he looks like naruto.
brennan anime naruto carrot top boy


BUT I DO!!




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:penis:

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: delapaz]
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jack

buy jack mugs, tshirts and magnets
1. To masturbate
2. Alternative word for Nothing
3. On Your Own (An abbreviated form of "Jack Jones")
1. "Come on, who doesn't feel the urge to Jack one off when you see her on the telly?"
2. "I've done Jack all day"
3. "I'm on my Jack at the moment"

and

Jack

buy jack mugs, tshirts and magnets
A slang term for a black person in South Africa.

It stands for`Just Another Confused Kaffir`
The Check in agent was Jack

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: jack_flack]
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i am jacks sense of disappointment...

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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: P-O]
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PostiveOutlook said:
i am jacks sense of disappointment...




thanks. buy my tshirt :smile:


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Re: Urban Dictionary your name [Re: delapaz]
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No I don't have a mangina! Stop saying that!

Brennan was cool as shit and now it seems hollywood found out about it and pretty soon a bunch of babies will be called Brennan too and then the name will be ruined-- so I'm changing my name to Bet to avoid this.

You can bet on that.


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